2 Guys No Credentials

2 Guys No Credentials is a comedy podcast where two completely unqualified guys talk about everything… like they know what they’re doing. Each week we break down current events, internet outrage, everyday annoyances, and whatever else we feel like arguing about — from politics and pop culture to things that probably don’t matter at all. Nothing is scripted, most of it isn’t researched, and somehow we still have strong opinions on all of it. If you like sarcastic takes, pointless debates, and conversations that spiral out of control, you’re in the right place.

2 Guys No Credentials is a arts podcast hosted by 2GuysNoCredentials, with 25 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

2GuysNoCredentials hosts 2 Guys No Credentials, a arts show with 25 episodes published.

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  3 Idiots and the End of the World | 2 Guys No Credentials

  Aug 12, 20261h 29m

  Our friend Donnie joins us to answer one important question: Which apocalypse gives us the best chance of survival—zombies, an endless winter, or a world overrun by dinosaurs? We decide who would take charge, who would panic first, and who would inevitably get everyone killed. Plus, Zoology for Morons returns as we once again prove we know absolutely nothing about animals. Three idiots. Three apocalypses. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

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  EP024 | Tipping Is Completely Out of Control

  Aug 5, 20261h 44m

  Tipping used to reward great service. Now we’re being emotionally blackmailed by an iPad. Erik and Jeff take on tip screens, Texas Roadhouse cheese fries that qualify as building materials, and a round of “Would You Rather” questions designed to destroy their friendship. Lower your expectations.

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  Episode #23

  EP023 | The Movie Roles We Were Born to Ruin

  Jul 29, 20261h 38m

  The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards continues with Hollywood’s worst casting decisions. Erik replaces Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde , Jeff becomes Regina George in Mean Girls , and both movies are immediately ruined. Erik starts a fight over a post-office survey, Jeff declares war on the letter Q, and we determine how long we could survive against an unlimited army of kindergartners. The questions are stupid, the answers are worse, and somehow we still learn nothing. Lower your expectations.

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  Episode #22

  EP022 |The First Annual 2 Guys Movie Awards

  Jul 22, 20261h 32m

  Hollywood has the Oscars. Now it has something significantly less credible: the first annual 2 Guys No Credentials Movie Awards . Erik and Jeff debate the greatest movies, actors, and quotes of all time—including whether Denzel always plays Denzel, why The Lord of the Rings is overrated, and how Indiana Jones accomplished absolutely nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark . Then they somehow crown one movie the greatest ever made. Before the awards, Erik corrects last week’s mistake, the News Desk investigates a feline voter-fraud conspiracy, Jeff blames Canada for the smoke, and cold butter pushes Erik over the edge. Listen, follow, and lower your expectations.

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  Episode #21

  EP 21 | Why Are Americans Losing Pride in Their Country?

  Jul 15, 20261h 41m

  This week, Erik and Jeff ask why fewer Americans feel comfortable saying they’re proud of their country. Has patriotism become political? Did younger generations get America’s blooper reel instead of the highlight reel? And can criticizing the country actually be an act of patriotism? They get into the flag, the Constitution, the Founding Fathers, 9/11, student loans, the cost of living, party-over-country politics, and whether America can still give people something to believe in. But before any of that, Erik insults a nurse at the VA, starts a lifelong feud with a hippie grocery store, defends eating ice cream like soup, and nearly destroys the entire studio. Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

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