
4Ryl Talk
Wait. We're the Adults?
Apparently, the key to understanding my sister Kelly is knowing that she remembers her childhood as pretty great... right up until our little brother was born, she got psoriasis, and everything went to hell. So that pretty much sets the tone for this episode. Kelly and I grew up in the same house, but somehow have completely different versions of our childhood. We talk about why we hated each other, the time we trapped a scorpion under a glass because we thought it was an adorable little lobster, Dad stepping on her hand in his Jesus shoes, Mom’s failed Martha Stewart chocolate leaves, and the unfortunate realization that somewhere along the way... we became the adults. And adulthood is weird. Kelly spent 13 years in a career she loved, lost the job, turned down a six-figure opportunity because she didn't want to uproot her family, and is now trying to figure out what she actually wants her life to look like. Which leads us into the stuff we probably weren't expecting to talk about: motherhood, money, careers, starting businesses, staying home with your kids, $5 strawberries, making your own laundry detergent, overconsumption, and whether the whole plan of going to college, getting a career, buying a house, having kids and retiring someday actually makes sense anymore. There are also thrift-store victories, dead gardens, fridge cigarettes, a brief discussion about Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg, and an avocado peeler nobody asked for. Basically, two sisters who once couldn't stand each other sit down 40-something years later and attempt to figure out adulthood. Spoiler: we do not.

