After 2 Beers

The After 2 Beers podcast covers random topics discussed with your family and friends at a bar, around a bonfire, etc. when you’ve had a couple of drinks and begin trying to solve the world’s problems or the song lyrics you forgot from your teenage days.

After 2 Beers is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode #204

  #204 After 2 Beers: Building A Dream Festival Lineup With Artists Still Alive

  Aug 24, 202655 min

  A concert draft sounds easy until you add one rule that changes everything: every headliner has to be alive and still active. We’re building a dream festival lineup the way real friends do it, with strong opinions, instant regret, and way too much confidence. The picks jump across genres and generations, and we end up arguing about what actually makes a great live show: famous songs, ticket demand, pure stage presence, or the kind of performance that turns a random Friday night into a lifelong memory. Before we crown a winner, we take a few classic After 2 Beers detours. Chris drops a jaw-dropping On Patrol Live moment involving a 20-year-old on a motorcycle, an unbelievable BAC reading, and a decision that leaves us all confused. Then a simple grocery store cart return turns into a legit social experiment: when the system is already messed up, do you fix it, follow the posted rules, or follow the crowd so the next person isn’t dealing with chaos? We also brainstorm what should go into a 50-year time capsule for America’s 300th birthday, pulling in modern technology, social media, money, politics, and everyday items that might not even exist in a few decades. Things take a darker turn with a Chicago funeral home investigation, and we finish on Would You Rather questions that go from hilarious to deeply personal fast. If you like a comedy podcast with drafts, debates, and the kind of stories you’d hear at a bar, hit subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave us a review. What would your three headliners be? Support the show

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  Episode #203

  #203 After 2 Beers: A Yellowstone Bison Reminds Us Nature Wins

  Jul 30, 20261h 7m

  A Yellowstone bison, a leafy greens outbreak, and a river full of cobras sound like three separate nightmares, but for us it’s just another night hanging out and trying to make sense of the internet. We start with control-room banter and a story from a VFW “Queen of Hearts” jackpot night, where the people watching is almost as wild as the prize money. Then we dig into the week’s headlines: the viral clip of a 77-year-old getting way too close to a Yellowstone National Park bison, the very real reality of food poisoning linked to contaminated leafy greens, and the flood footage out of southern China that pushes every snake fear button at once. If you’ve ever watched something and thought “that has to be AI,” we’re right there with you. We also play one of our favorite clips of absurd public life: a New Jersey township meeting interrupted by a full-size purple bong costume performance, plus a quick history nugget about Prince doing door-to-door ministry as a Jehovah’s Witness. The back half gets competitive with our Sylvester Stallone movie draft, complete with rules, strategy, sleeper picks, and listener voting, followed by rapid fire would you rather questions. If you laugh, share it with a friend, subscribe so you don’t miss next week’s draft, and leave a review to help more people find After Two Beers. Support the show

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  Episode #202

  #202 After 2 Beers: From Love Bots To Fireworks, Welcome To The Midwest

  Jul 25, 202651 min

  Facebook puts us in “timeout” over an old meme and it instantly raises a bigger question: what happens to your show or your small business when your entire marketing plan lives on a platform you do not own? We talk through the ugly side of content moderation, surprise enforcement, and why buying ads still does not protect you. The solution is not panic, it is infrastructure: a real website, multiple channels, and a direct relationship with your audience so you are not one report away from disappearing. From there, a scene from American Gangster sparks a time jump thought experiment. If you walked out of prison 10 to 15 years from now, what would feel unrecognisable? We trade predictions about the AI future, automation, driverless vehicles, drone delivery, and household robots that do the boring stuff. It gets funny fast, but the underlying theme is serious: technology is changing work, relationships, and everyday routines, whether we feel ready or not. We also dig into online sports betting and how apps make gambling frictionless, especially for younger users who grow up with promos baked into every game. Then we pivot hard into Fourth of July reality: fireworks prices, massive shells, and why professional pyrotechnics and basic safety beat “hold my drink” energy every time. Finally, we nerd out on wild military and CIA history like the Korean DMZ tree incident, Operation Mincemeat, and the Howard Hughes submarine claw mission, before ending on heat, hot car rescue laws, and a reminder to check on people who might be struggling. If you enjoy the mix of real talk, ridiculous stories, and practical takeaways, subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find the show. Support the show

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  Episode #201

  #201 After 2 Beers: Pride, Punishment, And The Stories Between

  Jul 2, 20261h 13m

  He went to a Pride parade to support his daughter and partner, turned around for one second, and suddenly found himself leading the parade with thousands of strangers cheering him on. That story kicks off a night that swings between heartfelt and hilarious, while still landing on something real: support is not just what we believe, it is what we do for the people we love, even when we feel out of place. We talk about why Pride events feel so joyful, what it means to be an ally in public, and how a single day can become a core memory that changes your view of community. From there, we pivot into After 2 Beers History and get morbid fast. We unpack executioner history, hangmen, and public executions, including why towns once treated hangings like a fair with crowds, picnics, and spectacle. We get into the mechanics and the horror of it, like rope length, botched hangings, and why methods meant to be “clean” often were not. Then we argue the uncomfortable questions: would you take the job, how would you live with it, and what does it say about society that we demand an outcome but shun the person who carries it out? We finish with news that feels ripped from the internet: a bungee jump tragedy in Brazil that is almost too unbelievable to process, a lemonade stand robbery at gunpoint, and a real-world reminder that fireworks can trigger PTSD when people are not warned. Finally, we lighten it up with World Cup visitors reacting to America, from Scottish fans drinking Boston dry to travelers discovering ranch, Buc-ee’s, and the “wait, you can buy that here?” culture shock. If you laughed, cringed, or argued with us in your head, subscribe, share the show with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find After 2 Beers. Support the cause: patreon.com/after2beers Support the show

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  Episode #200

  #200 After 2 Beers: We Celebrate 200 Episodes By Arguing About Fish Smells And Fake Lottery Wins

  Jun 18, 20261h 7m

  Somebody microwaves fish at work and a detective allegedly responds by pulling a gun. A dog fires a shotgun at a gas station. A lottery ticket looks like $100,000 until the scanner says $20. That’s the kind of night you get when After Two Beers hits episode 200, and we’re somehow still trusted with microphones. We bounce from sponsor shout-outs and drink testing into our favorite lane: odd news stories that reveal how people actually behave. We break down workplace etiquette and why shared spaces can feel like a battleground, then jump into a Hoosier Lottery scratch-off “glitch” that raises a simple question: when a system messes up, who pays for it? We also talk body-cam footage where a deputy accuses an adaptive athlete of texting with her right hand even though she was born without one, and why some people in authority just can’t admit they’re wrong. Things get even wilder with the US Army’s new combat field test, our own ridiculous training confidence, and a health story that turns into an honest conversation about blood pressure, avoiding doctors and the fear of bad news. We close with a big one: AI and the future of work, plus a growing trend where people create an AI version of their ex to get “closure.” Is that emotional healing, or a new kind of trap? If you like comedy podcasts, strange headlines, real talk about mental health, and conversations that go off the rails but land somewhere meaningful, hit subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave us a review. What story had you saying “no way” out loud? https://www.patreon.com/after2beers Support the show

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