Be Gay Solve Crimes

A False Crime Podcast. Join Mia Mulder, November Kelly, and their local librarian Lucy as they investigate pop-culture copaganda and solve the mystery of why they wanted to become detectives before they transitioned.

Be Gay Solve Crimes is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

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  Episode #31

  Episode 16 - The Pink Panther (1963)

  Sep 30, 20261h 33m

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we’re getting a deeper shade of pinko and somehow yet more pan about it for the first of many Inspector Clouseau films; it’s that maddeningly madcap sixties classic, The Pink Panther! Join us as discuss the best way to coax some feeling back into David Niven’s little blue acorn, get distracted by Lucy’s childhood trauma, and finally work out once and for all what the grammatically correct plural of Gorilla should be. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon ! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us there next week for Fargo (1995)! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky , where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly , Mia Mulder , and your local librarian Lucy , who writes all the music for the show.

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  Episode #30

  [PREVIEW] Episode O - Insomnia (Bonus Episode)

  Sep 23, 20268 minS1

  It's Scandi Week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , and so we're catching a red-eye flight above the Arctic circle to the city that never sleeps (Norwegian), just in time to check out a dazzlingly depressing work of sunlit Scandinavian noir, a film so Norse they made it tworce, it’s Insomnia (1997) starring Stellan Scarsgård! Join us as Nova subtly tries to get Lucy to transform her into a musical jingle, Lucy more than happily obliges, and Mia dusts off the Swedish accent once again for us all. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon , where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky , where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly , Mia Mulder , and your local librarian Lucy , who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time for The Pink Panther!

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  Episode #29

  Episode 15 - Clue (1985) featuring Victoria Scott!

  Sep 16, 20261h 39m

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we pay our respects to the late, great Tim Curry with a special episode on possibly the most famous adaptation of a board game ever, Clue! Join us as we welcome back our favourite Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott of Tran Girlismo as a guest, Mia reveals the secrets of her shameful Swedish musical theatre-kid past and Lucy whips out her pitch perfect impression of The Skype Ringtone that she has on tap for some reason. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon ! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Pre-order Victoria's new phonebook Pollination here ! Also, consider checking out Victoria's work with Project Open Arms to help trans people in the US move to safer states. Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky , where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly , Mia Mulder , and your local librarian Lucy , who writes all the music for the show.

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  Episode #28

  [PREVIEW] Episode N - The Naked Gun (Bonus Episode)

  Sep 9, 20267 min

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we're taking what will be the first of many looks at Lt. Frank Drebin to prove that cops and women DO mix, starting with The Naked Gun (1988)! Join us as Lucy succumbs to rapid onset face blindness, Mia finally finds the missing piece of her life’s most elusive jigsaw puzzle, and Nova gets us all on a Skyrim tangent so obscure that it might as well be considered its very own elder scrolls minisode. To listen to the full version of this bonus episode, head on over to our Patreon , where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to the rest of this episode as well as every bonus episode we've ever done! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky , where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly , Mia Mulder , and your local librarian Lucy , who writes all the music for the show. Join us next time as we pay our respects to Tim Curry in Clue (1985).

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  Episode #27

  Episode 14 - The Long Goodbye (1973)

  Sep 2, 20261h 49m

  This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes , we're going back to 1970s Los Angeles if you can imagine such a thing. It's the Raymond Chandler classic The Long Goodbye with our beloved work-husband Philip Marlowe! Join us as you hallucinate us all hosting a podcast for you, Nova outlines exactly which hobbies are sure signs of trans-femininity, Mia tells us about what it is about Mexico that gets her dog all hot under the collar, and Lucy gives us her best Donald Trump impression. If that wasn't enough, beloved professional automotive journalist Victoria Scott hops on to share her professional automotive opinions! If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes, you should sign up to our Patreon ! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. Join us next week for The Naked Gun (1988)! Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky , where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly , Mia Mulder , and your local librarian Lucy , who writes all the music for the show.

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