Blank Propaganda Machine

Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

Blank Propaganda Machine is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 97 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

Unknown Host hosts Blank Propaganda Machine, a comedy show with 97 episodes published.

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  Reality TV Rough & Tumble! The Real World vs COPS | Mass Debate

  Sep 29, 202626 min

  This week on Mass Debate, the BPM Boys stop being polite, start getting real, and immediately get ordered to "PUT THEIR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM" as Jed and Kraig battle over the primordial ooze of reality television: The Real World vs COPS! Jed throws on a backwards cap for Team Real World, declaring it the voice of a hip new 90s generation despite the minor inconvenience that he never actually watched the goddamn show. But he heard people talking! Meanwhile, COPS, according to Jed, was television for old fuddy-duddy dads who fell asleep in recliners waiting to see some redneck get tackled behind a Piggly Wiggly. Kraig comes in hot and loaded for Team COPS, arguing that it was the true OG, serving America raw, gritty reality one blurry face, bad tattoo, and suspiciously missing shirt at a time. The Real World? Kraig dismisses it as a producer-packaged Sodom and Gomorrah with a hot tub, pumping sex, booze, screaming matches, and sinful roommate shenanigans directly into America's impressionable young eyeballs. Jed fires back that practically every modern reality show carries Real World's DNA, making it the horny Adam and Eve of an entire television genre. Kraig goes bigger: forget reality TV, COPS helped teach humanity to stare at the human train wreck itself. Body cams, cell-phone meltdowns, social-media disaster videos, some lunatic arguing with a cop in his underwear at 2:17 a.m. while twelve strangers livestream it... Kraig traces the whole voyeuristic hellscape back to that glorious little ditty: "Bad boys, bad boys...Whatcha gonna do?" Moderator Kirk tries to keep it real... and legal, while Hung Juror JT watches two men essentially argue over nothing until his brain wipes itself in a last desperate grasp for rational thought and self preservation. It's roommates vs ride-alongs, hot tubs vs handcuffs, confessionals vs Miranda rights, and the ultimate battle to determine who walked so modern America could film itself running naked through a Walmart parking lot... on this badly behaved episode of Mass Debate!

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  Legendary Lifestyle Line in the Sand! City Life vs Country Life | Mass Debate

  Sep 22, 202623 min

  On this week's episode, the BPM Boys draw a line in the dirt, immediately pave over half of it, and argue which side represents the superior way of life: City or Country! Kirk hails a cab for Team City, declaring the urban jungle mankind's glorious headquarters for culture, cuisine, entertainment, and stores that remain open after 7 goddamn PM. Kraig counters that it's also headquarters for crime, misery, traffic, and paying to park somewhere you never wanted to go in the first place. Instead, he retreats to Team Country, painting a pastoral paradise of fresh air, starry nights, the Milky Way overhead, and enough peaceful solitude to be driven mad by the sound of your own heartbeat. Kirk calls bullshit, describing country living as being bored as hell but with better sunsets, where grabbing dinner becomes an odyssey. Then Kirk coins a new enemy of the people: THE COUNTRY ELITIST, the smug bumpkin who gallops into town to enjoy the city's restaurants, concerts, hospitals, airports, and pro sports before retreating to his holler and declaring cities uninhabitable hellholes. Kraig fires back with the country haymaker: when city people finally crack under the sirens, crowds, rent, and constant smell of somebody else's urine, where do they go to relax? THE COUNTRY! Moderator Jed tries to prevent a civil war while Hung Juror Skyler is left deciding which debater sounds the least unhinged. It's culture vs agriculture, nightlife vs wildlife, Uber Eats vs "we got food at home," and one legendary lifestyle showdown guaranteed to piss off somebody on both sides of the county line...on this metropolitan-meets-milk machine episode of Mass Debate!

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  Sitcom Superiority Square Off! The Cosby Show vs Seinfeld | Mass Debate

  Sep 15, 202623 min

  On this week's episode, the BPM Boys raid the sitcom vault and immediately discover some boxes should probably stayed buried, as Jed and Kirk battle over 80s family warmth versus 90s nihilism: The Cosby Show vs Seinfeld! Jed drinks deeply from the "Sleepy" Kool-Aid for Team Cosby, remembering a simpler time when America's Dad dispensed sweaters, life lessons, and heartwarming laughs that have since acquired one hell of an asterisk. Kirk comes out airing grievances for Team Seinfeld, arguing that if The Cosby Show was such an immortal cultural juggernaut, why has it become harder to find than a damn pudding pop? Meanwhile, Seinfeld left his paisley shirt-wearing prints all over pop culture with Festivus, Soup Nazis, close talkers, puffy shirts, and an entire generation learning that maybe everybody kinda sucks. Jed says that's exactly the problem - Seinfeld didn't improve society, it taught America to become cynical dicks who never grow emotionally. Kirk calls that the defining spirit of the 90s, baby! Then somebody makes the terrible decision to stop debating the shows and start debating the men behind them. Jed invokes the ancient doctrine of separating the art from the artist, while Kirk unironically argues that certain things simply cannot be quietly put to bed. Suddenly Moderator Kraig is trapped refereeing a philosophical ethics seminar disguised as a comedy podcast, begging either side to remember THIS $HIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! It's sweaters vs shrinkage, hey hey hey vs yada yada yada, America's Dad vs America's Misfits, and a sitcom showdown so uncomfortable you'll be begging for someone to slip you a mickey... on this culturally complicated episode of Mass Debate!

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  Medieval Movie Comedy Contest! The Holy Grail vs Men in Tights | Mass Debate

  Sep 1, 202620 min

  On this week's episode, Kirk and Kraig are storming the castle to determine which medieval comedy reigns supreme: Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Robin Hood: Men in Tights! Kirk clops his coconuts into battle for Team Grail, arguing that Python’s masterpiece routinely sits atop greatest-comedies-ever lists and has produced more endlessly quotable lines than Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Renaissance Fair after six tankards of mead and a smoked turkey leg. He dismisses Men in Tights as barely cracking Mel Brooks’ own Top Five, prompting Kraig to unsheathe Team Tights and declare Holy Grail an old, stuffy relic populated by mud farmers, shrubbery enthusiasts, and men arguing about swallows. Kraig counters that Men in Tights unleashed a young Dave Chappelle upon the world, bringing enough medieval rizz to make King Arthur look like he’s been dead for fifteen hundred years. Unfortunately, Kraig’s evidence quickly becomes a spattering of half-remembered jokes, questionable quotes, and lines that Moderator Jed suspects were pillaged from The Princess Bride. It’s coconuts vs codpieces, and enough medieval bullshit to fertilize every field in Camelot, on this completely unchivalrous episode of Mass Debate!

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  Roastmaster Royal Rumble! Don Rickles vs Jeff Ross | Mass Debate

  Aug 25, 202626 min

  On this week's episode, somebody greases the dais and sets subtlety on fire as G-Man and Jed decide who deserves the crown of ultimate roastmaster: Don Rickles or Jeff Ross! Moderator Kraig arrives pre-flustered and immediately loses control of the asylum, allowing G-Man to channel the boozy ghosts of the Dean Martin roasts and proclaim Rickles the GOAT of verbal abuse, the human emergency flare producers launched whenever the host wasn't funny enough to keep America awake. Jed counters that Jeff Ross took Rickles' ancient insult crafting, strapped a jet engine to its ass, and transformed roasting into a legitimate art form, even performing for prisoners because apparently maximum security is just a comedy club with a wicked cover charge. Then someone makes the catastrophic mistake of asking either debater to name something Rickles or Ross actually did besides roasting, causing two grown men to suddenly develop the recall abilities of goldfish that got cracked over the head with a sock full of pennies. From there, the debate becomes a runaway clown car of completely fabricated career highlights, confused comedy history, Juan Valdez jokes, and statements delivered with the confidence of eyewitness testimony despite being invented six seconds earlier. Hung Juror Kirk tries to determine which pile of bullshit smells more historically accurate while Kraig's remaining grip on the show fizzles out like his erections. It's Mr. Warmth vs Roastmaster General, hockey puck vs hot seat, old-school zingers vs prison-yard stingers, and enough reckless roasting to leave a Butterball looking undercooked, on this flame-broiled episode of Mass Debate!

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