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Brown Noise Pod is where two desi expats in London talk about life without filtering themselves. Hosted by Zuhair Malik, a single guy in his 30s and his married best friend Mariam Sarfraz, every episode dives into the chaos of modern life, relationships, culture, family expectations, dating, careers, travel, and the hot takes everyone has but rarely says out loud. Expect honest conversations, hilarious stories, questionable opinions, and the kind of banter that feels like eavesdropping on your funniest friends. No scripts. No experts. Just real conversations that are sometimes insightful, often ridiculous, and always entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Episode #1
<p>Babies are suddenly everywhere. But why are we all having them?!</p><br><p>Mariam and Zuhair unpack bachay through a very Desi lens. family pressure, shaadi timelines, biological clocks and the big question: is having kids selfless… or actually a little selfish?</p><br><p>No refunds. No guaranteed returns. And apparently, a lifetime commitment.</p><p > Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.</p>
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