Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey

Welcome to Clock the Reali‑Tea with Mark Midwestern Hunny, where Midwest charm meets unapologetic pop‑culture commentary. Mark breaks down Bravo drama, Drag Race disasters, and reality‑TV foolishness with sharp wit, queer perspective, and a whole lot of attitude. If it’s messy, he’s sipping it.

Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey is a news podcast hosted by Mark Long, with 28 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Mark Long hosts Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey, a news show with 28 episodes published.

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  Alicia Carmody, We Love a Summer! Spilling on Tyra Banks vs. Netflix, RHOA, Summer House, OC and NYC

  Jun 18, 202633 minS0

  <p>Season 2 of Clock the Reali-Tea is heating up henny! Tyra Banks kicks off this episode with her lawsuit hotter than a season‑four ANTM makeover meltdown. Mark dives straight into the mess, breaking down Tyra’s defamation suit against Netflix after her three‑and‑a‑half‑hour interview was chopped into a shady 16‑minute montage. With accusations of selective editing, missing accountability, and a whole lot of “girl, what?”, Mark calls it like it is: if the full footage clears your name, mama… release it. Until then, the reality hotties are side‑eyeing.</p><p>Then we jet over to New York, where RHO...

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  Alicia Carmody, We Love a Summer! Spilling Tyra Banks vs. Netflix, RHOA, Summer House, OC and NYC

  Jun 17, 202633 minS0

  <p>Season 2 of Clock the Reali-Tea is heating up henny! Tyra Banks kicks off this episode with her lawsuit hotter than a season‑four ANTM makeover meltdown. Mark dives straight into the mess, breaking down Tyra’s defamation suit against Netflix after her three‑and‑a‑half‑hour interview was chopped into a shady 16‑minute montage. With accusations of selective editing, missing accountability, and a whole lot of “girl, what?”, Mark calls it like it is: if the full footage clears your name, mama… release it. Until then, the reality hotties are side‑eyeing.</p><p>Then we jet over to New York, where RHO...

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  West Stop Lying! Breaking down Summer House, In the City, RHOA, and Real Housewives of Rhode Island

  Jun 10, 202631 minS0

  <p>The Bravo streets are scorching this week as Mark Midwestern-Honey dives headfirst into the Summer House reunion chaos, where West’s lies are unraveling faster than his timelines. The girls clocked in, the receipts were being processed, and the delusion was thick enough to cut with a butter knife. From Ciara standing on business to Lindsay refusing to let the optics slide, this reunion gave everything except clarity from Mr. “We Weren’t Exclusive.” Bless his heart.</p><p>Over in "In the City", sparks aren’t sparking, words are getting twisted, and Andrea is running his mouth like it’s a ful...

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  The Bravo Streets Are Hot: RHOA Shamessy vs. "the Oak", Summer House humbles Sha-Manda, In the City Serves Soft Tea, & Liz McGraw Crashes TF Out

  Jun 3, 202633 minS0

  <p>The Bravo streets are boiling over, babes, and Mark Midwestern Honey is serving oven‑fresh chaos straight to your earbuds. The Real Housewives of Atlanta is combusting like a gas stove with a faulty pilot light, Summer House is crying into decorative throw pillows, and In the City is casually tossing around Uber hand‑job allegations like they’re party favors at a bachelorette in Nashville. Meanwhile, Rhode Island? The girlies are fighting in public again — this time at a man’s “franks and natural impersonation” event, because of course they are. High culture only.</p><p>Mark breaks down every mes...

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  From RHORI’s Slam Pig Sash to RHOA's Yodel Ay-Hee Nobody Drew Sidora & Every Damn Nigerian in Atlanta — Season 2, Episode 2

  May 26, 202634 minS0

  <p>The Bravo streets are scorching this week as Mark dives into the unhinged brilliance of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, where Trivia Night turns into World War Slam Pig. Kelsey arrives in a full “Slam Pig USA” sash, Rosie nearly levitates with rage, and Ashley’s restaurant becomes ground zero for chaos while her husband flips burgers like nothing’s happening. Meanwhile, Alicia continues her reign as the franchise’s breakout queen, securing her business bag and standing ten toes down when Liz tries to rewrite her story in the van showdown heard around Rhode Island.</p><p>Then it’s...

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