Crash of the Mellifera

A sci-fi audio dramedy. What could be more relaxing than a space cruise hosted by Apis Industries? Nothing, of course! Join loyal cruise director AI "Worker B" and the less enthusiastic Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they investigate mysterious malfunctions, pacify the increasingly unhappy guests, and tick slowly towards their voyage's sudden, violent end. Who knows? Maybe they'll even survive! Updates the last Monday of every other month.

Crash of the Mellifera is a fiction podcast hosted by Morgan, with 41 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Morgan hosts Crash of the Mellifera, a fiction show with 41 episodes published.

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  Episode #5

  S3E5 The Escape

  Aug 8, 202622 minS3

  Tensions at the ship come to a head, while Tomer and Winnipeg try to just be stuck in the tunnels instead of a crazy simulation inside of a bug colony. Episode 19 transcript link (coming soon) Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on: tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social mastodon at mellifera_crash Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from freesound.org. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: maj061785 IESP Huglex gladkiy kvgarlic nagwense HowardV beautifuldaymonster1968 nikoiaconis mshahen craftcrestcom mglennsound kyles craigsmith georgesavic slooshie_96 hykenfreak benboncan alexkandrell newlocknew williamjmeyer coolshows101sound jaklocke erikh2000

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  Episode #4

  S3E4 Technological Advancements

  Apr 28, 202634 minS3

  Tomer and Winnipeg find themselves... someplace else. Episode 17 Transcript link (coming soon) Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on: tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social mastodon at mellifera_crash Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from freesound.org. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: barkerspinhead tsakanemashaba eduardvlog icedphoenix49 lyrislite j1987 bulbastre giddster stu556 Sheyvan ShadowReaper2814 dynamique kyles JakLocke newlocknew forthehorde68 RavenWolfProds Rico_Cassaza coosemek Kat7777 wlabarron OverlookHotelRecords MootMcNoodles thomasanthony321 jorickhoofd gis_sweden SilverDubloons Treblofang Warrick_Lendon themfish i_luv_soundz deleted_user_7146007 RepDac3 mhtaylor67 slooshie_96 kgopong RutgerMuller Eelke ferdinger erokia kygarlic fillmat

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  Episode #3

  S3E3 Confrontations

  Feb 22, 202632 minS3

  Whether at the ship, underground, or trawling through past memories, our heroes creep closer to answers-- and enemies, whether they realize it or not. Episode 17 Transcript link (coming soon) Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on: tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social mastodon at mellifera_crash Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from freesound.org. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: jjtaynos maj061785 sheyvan lukeupf kygarlic nagwense geoff-bremner-audio zangrutz djfroyd entagon icedphoenix49 newlocknew mananimal sihil qubodup saintsamael bulbastre emile99 puppetmaster685719 mc_minaar reny_g behesht1 tats14 craigsmith mrrap4food erikh2000 alec_mackay cmusounddesign herbertboland kyles snoezel PNMCarrierailfan edelhanie postproddog o1sound williamjmeyer mendenhall02 dasrealized etieneleplumey bigspider95 pawsound cinevid

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  Crash of the Mellifera

  SCHEDULE CHANGE

  Jan 15, 20262 minS3

  tl;dr Hey folks, we're changing the release to once every two months instead of once a month. It isn't fair to you guys that I keep having to give myself extensions, and, well, the actors and I all have day jobs. The episodes ARE likely to be longer going forward, and there's a non-zero chance that the hiatuses between seasons will be greatly reduced with this extra time baked into the release schedule. You guys are radical, keep surviving, and you'll hear the dulcet tones of Worker B, Winnipeg, and the rest on February 23! Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com and bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

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  Crash of the Mellifera

  Season 3: A Reel of Bloopers

  Dec 29, 202511 minS3

  Oh my goodness! Here are our mishaps, curated for your listening enjoyment! Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here! Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites. Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. Thank you to the following freesound artist: magnuswaker

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