Episode #164
LeBron's an Idiot, Olivia Miles MVP, WHO IS THE POWER FORWARD, and Spiderman
Aug 14, 20261h 4m
reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one
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It's like Wolves Twitter, but in audio form. Every other week, hosts Jordan, Brandon, and Nate break down the vibes of the Minnesota Timberwolves (because real sports journalism is DEAD), debate hyper-niche Timberwolves topics, and play Timberwolves-centric games that only ride or die Wolves fans would care about.
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Episode #164
reuploaded cuz of one joke at the 20 minute mark lmao okay see you guys, sorry about this one
Episode #163
this is the episode where we talk about LeBron James joining the Minnesota Timberwolves
Episode #162
LAMELOOOOOOOOO BALL IS A MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLF
Episode #161
<p>This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.</p>
Episode #160
<p>Kyle Theige is back to check on Jordan after a series of negative tweets this morning. Everybody yells at one point. We also review the over/unders we did at the beginning of the season. We had a great time podcasting with our friends.</p>
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