Episode #30
30. Target Betrayals, Foil Boxing, and Why You Aren't Cool For Flipping Off the Camera
Special guest Mike from Philly rejoins Chris Black to celebrate the big 30th episode of the Cry Harder Podcast ! Grab a drink—Chris is pouring the Maker’s and Diet, while Mike keeps it crisp with a Dr. Pepper—and dive into a jam-packed episode full of massive life updates and elite-level hating. First, Chris drops a major announcement: his new book is officially coming out next week! Then, the guys dive straight into a heavy-hitting round of Rants of the Week and put them to the ultimate Tear Factor Scale test. Mike takes aim at the absolute lawlessness of store front double-parking, the bizarre societal pressure to "clean up for the cleaners," the sudden disappearance of the word "nothingburger," and the dangerous design flaws of aluminum foil boxes. Chris fires back with his own grievances, recounting a deeply chaotic checkout line betrayal at Target and explaining why flipping off the camera in 2026 needs to stop immediately (yes, he's looking at you, Disco Lines and Tinashe). Finally, the duo breaks down a Tear Factor museum-etiquette nightmare and steps into the relationship clinic to give some blunt advice to a listener wondering if she should break a 7-month no-contact rule after a terrible breakup.
