Episode #45
Unhinged Disney Guests: The Reviews Disney Doesn't Want You to See
Funniest Disney World 1-star reviews on the internet — Brandon and Chris read through the most unhinged, dramatic, and absolutely hilarious Walt Disney World guest reviews posted on Yelp, Google, and TripAdvisor. From guests demanding Disney build a dome over the entire park to a grown man almost weeping in front of Captain Hook — these Disney World bad reviews are next level.Play along and decide: valid complaint or completely unhinged? Drop your funniest Disney moment in the comments!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ DISNEY 1-STAR REVIEWS COVERED IN THIS EPISODE━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⛈️ REVIEW #1 — "Disney Should Build a Dome"→ Guest demands Disney install a dome over the entire park because it rained during their trip→ Called it "unacceptable customer service from the environment"☠️ REVIEW #2 — Peter Pan's Flight: "A Psychological Experiment Designed by Corporate Sadists"→ Guest waited 2 hours, nearly had a breakdown, almost wept in front of Captain Hook→ "I wasted a quarter of my day looking at fake wallpaper" REVIEW #3 — Living With the Land: "I Did Not Pay $1,000 to Look at a Squash"→ Guest expected a thrill ride and got a greenhouse boat tour→ "The boat moves at the speed of a dying snail. It felt like a corporate farming documentary." REVIEW #4 — Pop Century Resort: "A Colorful Prison"→ Giant 4-story Mickey Mouse "looking directly into our window"→ Child refused to sleep because she thought the Rubik's Cube would crush her in her sleep→ "Designed by a crazy toy manufacturer" REVIEW #5 — Grand Floridian Honeymoon: "Hugey Noisy" ($1,400/night)→ Newlyweds paid ~$1,800 for one night and filed a complaint about door cracks and noise→ "Hugely" misspelled as "hugey" — the review delivers REVIEW #6 — EPCOT World Showcase: "A Giant Circle of Exhaustion"→ Guest furious they had to walk around a "fake lake" to look at "gift shops from other countries"→ "My feet are swollen to the size of watermelons. Disney should provide motorized scooters to everyone for free." REVIEW #7 — Disney's Contemporary Resort: "A Dystopian Airport Terminal"→ Guest excited to see the monorail go through the hotel — then outraged when it did→ "Every 10 minutes, a massive metal tube filled with screaming tourists blasts above my head" REVIEW #8 — Carousel of Progress: "A Direct Insult to Human Progress"→ "45 minutes of a creepy robot family changing clothes while a song repeats until your brain bleeds"→ "Tear it down and put in a Starbucks" REVIEW #9 — Epcot Nemo Ride: "I Waited 5 Hours"→ Guest claims a 5-hour wait for Finding Nemo... and planned 4 parks in one day→ Brandon and Chris's verdict: no way, no how REVIEW #10 — Muppets 3D: "Jim Henson Would Be Rolling in His Grave"→ Upset about the "French rat character" being offensive to European culture→ "A giant yellow monster blew up the theater and startled my service dog" Why Animal Kingdom is the ONLY Disney park with closed restroom doors (and the wild reason why) How Disney refunded Brandon's entire Christmas party after a washout — and why their guest service is actually great The bus door pryer: a guest tried to physically pry open a Disney bus door after it closed Mission: SPACE Orange Mission — "I spent the next four hours eating ice chips questioning every life choice"New episodes every week. LIKE this video, COMMENT with your funniest Disney moment or worst Disney review, SUBSCRIBE, and hit the bell so you never miss a Disco Yeti Unplugged episode! Find Disco Yeti Unplugged on Apple Podcasts, Spotify & everywhere you listen!
