Don't F*ck up the crime scene

An easy 30-45 minute listen about my career as a Animal cruelty investigator, please enjoy my solo discussion about everyday investigation life. With interviews from working peeps and experts in this weird field...Dude

Don't F*ck up the crime scene is a true crime podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

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  Episode #220

  S6EP 220# The Delivery

  Sep 29, 202656 minS6

  hese four titles overlap, but they communicate different roles and levels of responsibility.TitlePrimary purposeTypical settingWhat it communicatesTeacherEducate and develop understandingSchool/classroom“I teach people.”InstructorTeach specific skills or professional knowledgeAcademy, agency, professional training“I train people to do something.”Public SpeakerInform, motivate, educate, or entertain an audienceConferences, associations, events“I speak to groups publicly.”Keynote SpeakerDeliver a major featured presentationConferences, conventions, major events“I am the featured speaker.” For your professional work Given your work in humane law enforcement, animal control, animal welfare, investigations, and professional training, I would distinguish them this way: Instructor — probably the strongest title when you are conducting structured training, certification, or continuing education. National Instructor | Humane Law Enforcement & Animal Welfare Public Speaker — useful when emphasizing conferences, podcasts, panels, associations, and community presentations. National Speaker | Animal Welfare & Humane Law Enforcement Keynote Speaker — use when you specifically provide the featured or opening presentation at an event. Keynote Speaker | Animal Welfare, Public Safety & Humane Law Enforcement Teacher — accurate, but it generally sounds more associated with K–12 or traditional education and doesn't fully communicate your professional training background. The important distinction A teacher teaches. An instructor trains. A public speaker addresses an audience. A keynote speaker is the featured speaker at an event. Someone can legitimately be all four, but they don't have the same marketing value. For your particular professional brand, a strong combined title would be: National Training Instructor | Public Speaker | Humane Law Enforcement & Animal Welfare Expert Or, if you want to emphasize higher-level speaking engagements: National Instructor & Keynote Speaker | Humane Law Enforcement & Animal Welfare I would use “Instructor” as your core professional identity, with “Public Speaker” or “Keynote Speaker” as additional roles depending on the engagement. This episode includes AI-generated content.

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  Episode #219

  S6EP 219# Muzzle Wrapping

  Sep 16, 202622 minS6

  Muzzle wrapping is a temporary restraint technique used to prevent or limit an animal—most commonly a dog—from opening its mouth and biting during handling, transport, examination, capture, or other animal-control operations. For Animal Control Officers (ACOs), understanding muzzle wrapping is important because it can provide an additional layer of protection when dealing with a frightened, injured, aggressive, or unpredictable animal. Why muzzle wrapping matters to ACOs Officer safety A frightened or defensive dog can bite very quickly. Proper muzzle restraint can reduce the opportunity for a bite while the officer safely handles the animal. Public safety ACOs frequently encounter animals around owners, children, bystanders, veterinarians, shelter staff, and other officers. Controlling the animal's ability to bite can reduce risk to everyone at the scene. Animal handling Muzzle restraint can make certain procedures safer, including moving an injured animal, loading an animal into a vehicle, or transferring an animal to a shelter or veterinary facility. Stress and behavior A muzzle should not be viewed as punishment. It is a safety tool. The officer should understand canine body language and recognize when an animal is escalating rather than simply relying on restraint. Legal and professional considerations The restraint should be appropriate to the circumstances and consistent with agency policy, training, and applicable law. Documentation is particularly important when force or physical restraint is used. An important safety point Muzzle wrapping is not appropriate for every situation. Improper wrapping can interfere with breathing, panting, vomiting, circulation, or the animal's ability to regulate body temperature. A muzzle should never be left on an animal unattended, and special caution is required with brachycephalic, overheated, vomiting, respiratory-compromised, or severely injured animals. This episode includes AI-generated content.

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  Episode #218

  S6EP 218# Remain calm

  Sep 2, 202632 minS6

  DFUTCS PODCAST INTRO — “STAY CALM: THE RETURN BITE CASE” “What’s up, ACOs! Welcome back to the DFUTCS Podcast—Don’t F’ck Up the Crime Scene! Today, we’re talking about one of the toughest situations an Animal Control Officer can face: an irate dog owner standing in front of you after their dog has been involved in a return-bite case. The owner is angry. Voices are getting louder. Emotions are running high—and everybody wants answers right now! But here’s the lesson: You don’t have to match their energy. As an ACO, your job is to remain calm, control the scene, communicate professionally, document everything, and enforce the law—not win an argument. So how do you de-escalate the owner? What do you say when they start blaming the victim? How do you explain the bite investigation without making the situation worse? And most importantly—how do you protect yourself, your agency, and the integrity of the case? Grab your notebook, turn up the volume, and let’s get into it. This is DFUTCS—where we don’t just investigate the bite…we investigate the facts!” This episode includes AI-generated content.

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  Episode #217

  S6EP 217# When should Animal control protect you from you

  Aug 26, 202646 minS6

  Maria Crawford, 54, was killed by a family pit bull-mix on June 28, 2019. Prior to this, the dog had attacked her head region two times inflicting serious injuries, including ripping off one of her ears. After the first two attacks, Ventura County Animal Services returned the dog to the family, despite the dog's escalating owner-directed aggression targeting the owner's face and head region. During 2019, poor safety policies in three county funded shelters and a private veterinary hospital contributed to the dog mauling deaths of four people This episode includes AI-generated content.

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  Episode #216

  S6EP 216# June Collins

  Aug 19, 202639 minS6

  "Hey everyone, thanks for tuning back into DFUTCS! On today’s episode, we’re joined by the incredible June Collins. June has been in the pet care game for over 20 years as a professional pet sitter and veteran dog trainer, and she stopped by to share her absolute best stories, tips, and insider secrets. From handling chaotic multi-pet households to masterclasses in dog behavior, this is an episode every animal lover needs to hear. Get comfortable—here is our chat with June!" This episode includes AI-generated content.

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