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Friends Who Pretend is an Actual-Play podcast where we remake movies and TV shows as Tabletop Roleplaying games. We step into these worlds and improvise our dialog and actions but the dice decides our fates.
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Signup to Generate a PitchFriends Who Pretend is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 5 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.
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Friends Who Pretend
The Friends Who Pretend absolutely massacre and cheapen Steven Spielberg's 1975 summer blockbuster JAWS! Andrew and Vee go on a drunk driving adventure! Jose wears ugly suits while sending people to die in the ocean! Nick names his price and knows his worth! Lots of people have fun in the sun and lots of people DIE horrible deaths!
Episode #2
We are back with the second part of our roleplay remake of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. The Turtles take on the foot clan and rupture some testicles! Michelangelo tries to keep the peace! Donatello finds religion! Leonardo forgets everything he's ever learned about meditation and just about all of Splinter's other teachings. Casey Jones gives April O'Neal multiple orgasms! Once again, the Friends at the table for this episode are Jacob as April O'Neal, Nick as both Casey Jones and Danny Pennington, Jose as Leonardo, Vee as Raphael, Andrew as Michelangelo and James as Donatello.
Friends Who Pretend
The Friends Who Pretend play through the 1990 cult classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Starring Jose (Leonardo), Vee (Raphael), James (Donatello), Andrew (Michaelangelo), Nick (Casey Jones/Danny) and Jacob (April O'Neal) this one has it all! Jacob teaches the Ninja Turtles about the Catholic church! Vee pops Foot Soldiers like water balloons! Nick listens to Whitney Houston! Cowabunga!
Episode #16
<p>The Friends Who Pretend are back with another epic adventure. Possibly our biggest one yet. A group of young men awaken in a strange government facility with no memories of their lives until this moment and no clue who they are. In the role of 31X aka The Phlegmatic One, real name unknown, we have Vee Derrick. In the role of the Sardonic One aka 13x, real name unknown, we have Nick Bryant. In the role of The Happy One, Aka 69x, Aka Powerhouse The Gorilla, real name unknown, we have James Anderson. In the role of 04x, aka...
Episode #15
<p>When Hubie mysteriously comes into a large sum of cash, the Floyd family believes their prayers have finally been answered, but as they would soon find out, not everything is at it seems, especially when it comes to Hubie's business dealings. Starring Andrew Zamot, Jessica Rose, Jose Manual Discua Fuentes, Chris Bryant, James Anderson and Vee Derrick, as per usual, but also starring Nick Bryant as James Asswiggle, continuing the tradition of Nick playing a new character each episode</p>
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