
Fun Raising
Arkady Kulik | Arkane
Arkady is a scientist and repeat founder who moved into venture specifically to solve a translation problem he kept watching play out: deeply technical founders who can't tell their story, meeting VCs who can't tell whether the science is real or "Theranos 2.0." That background shapes a fund that behaves differently from a default seed check. He leads first rounds, wants to be the first VC on the cap table, and screens on two questions only when he opens a deck: what have these founders understood that nobody else has, and what problem space are they in. Everything else is secondary. The tactical advice is where the episode earns its time. On outreach, he wants founders to build three or four tiers and start with a "tier zero" of friendly VCs they don't even need, purely to rehearse the pitch and burn through the rough reps before approaching the firms they actually want. On decks, he argues the competition slide is close to useless at pre-seed, because any static two-by-two is a snapshot of a moving target, and early companies die from execution, not from competitors. On process, he time-boxes hard: a non-fit founder is out inside 30 minutes, and even a serious diligence path costs no more than three and a half hours of the founder's time, run through a questionnaire, a scientific partner, and a business partner before a final call. He treats a slow, ambiguous process from other VCs as usually a soft no, not a maybe. His most contrarian material is about the money itself. He ranks capital plainly: revenue first, debt second, equity last, and calls equity the worst money a founder can raise because it loads on the most liability and the most outside expectations. He refuses to celebrate a close, and warns against "suicide rounds," raising too much at too high a valuation too early, then spending like the cash will never run out. His fix is unglamorous: park it in treasuries and behave as if you never raised. He's equally direct that manufactured FOMO is an instant pass, since reputation in this market dies in hours, and that most failures trace back to execution and founder psychology rather than the balance sheet.






