Gal Talk

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Gal Talk is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 196 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Gal Talk, a comedy show with 196 episodes published.

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  A Spot by The Highway

  Aug 17, 20261h 20m

  For those of you who have never had the pleasure of driving through any area in Missouri or Kansas, or hey, most of the Midwest, which I consider not only Missouri to be a member of, but also the sole representative for, due to the way it embodies the true spirit of the middle of the country, where there is no real democracy, no law other than what the police decide in-that-moment, and the weather is god awful pretty much regardless of the season... but for those who haven't had the utmost pleasure of visiting, let me explain to you that all Missouri or most of the Midwest is boils down to a series of buildings just off the highway. The highway is actually The Midwest, and these sparse and embarrassing aspirations of "cities" and "towns" are just little patches of grass beside it. People from Chicago might argue with me, because they live in what could be, at face value, the only real city in the area, but don't be deceived by their self interest. It's still just a really big spot off the highway. A place where we let some glass and steel hang out until we needed it again, and for some reason a bunch of fools decided to live there, thinking they could mirror culture until it manifested as sincere. What other places should I shit on? Nebraska? What the fuck is Nebraska once you remove Springsteen? Corn? No thank you.

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  Coincidentally Jewish

  Aug 3, 20261h 16m

  It's just a coincidence. Truly. Don't go thinking it's okay to throw around accusations that got nothing to do with anything, okay? We're playing as safely as possible with all things that are... things. Things that are unrelated to other Things. There's no use looking at the world around you and noticing Consistencies, or how potentially connected some people might be to some ideologies. No, no, no. This is all one Big sneezing Coincidence and I don't believe it's helpful to focus on Certain Details because even if they're true it's sometimes not good to point out things that are true if they harm the reputation of... I don't know, some rich guy who lives in a nice apartment? We should always make sure not to offend people who live in nice apartments with lots of disposable income. That would be a turning point we could never recover from as a country. Let's stick to picking on poor people who were born close to the equator, like our forefathers did.

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  Military Industrial Dumbplex

  Jul 27, 20261h 16m

  Because of the word complex, you see… it’s sort of pun to highlight the stupidity of the military, while also having some fun with words along the way. What’s going on here, if you examine closely, is that we’re locked outside the mechanisms of true power, the omega source for all death and destruction occurring on the planet due to the global empire constructed by our bloodsucking billionaires and their puppet politicians, and instead we have small levers to pull every few years where we make haphazard decisions based almost entirely on personality, which means our only means of being political, or enacting our right to democratically make choices, is through personal opinion. Kamala is brat, Trump is gay, etc etc. So when I call it the military industrial Dumbplex, you can see that really what I’m saying is that I have no mouth and I must scream. I’m lost in a torrent of emotion with no outlet or means by which I can change the material conditions haunting our planet. All I have is poopoo jokes that aren’t jokes so much as a lazy attempt to come up with an episode title. Hope that clears everything up and now you can have a good laugh about it all.

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  Sabbath's Theater

  Jul 20, 20261h 6m

  What if it's a parody of Philip Roth where instead of the character being horny for children or whatever those books are about, we have a guy who pays a phone sex operator to explain the various foods she's consumed throughout the day and we call it Sabbath's Eater ? What about... what about that? We can keep Portnoy's Complaint but its about Dave Portnoy complaining there isn't enough young boy pussy to consume at his local pizzeria. The Breast could be turned into Chicken Breast ... The Human Stain is just about a napkin after a big beautiful meal.... The Plate Against America ...? I really hope there's some worthless listener who only reads Philip Roth, because otherwise this post doesn't work. Some might say it doesn't work even if you are a big fan of that horny Jew. Some might go so far as to say I should rewrite this whole thing because once again I've managed to talk about fat people and Jews in a way that isn't kind. Oh well.

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  High all the Time

  Jul 13, 20261h 21m

  Rest in piss Lindsey Graham, you were the highest epitome of American politics. Closeted, bloodthirsty, greedy, conniving, inconsistent, and somehow still the stupidest man to ever have that voice. Have you ever in your life heard that voice, from an actual closeted gay guy, and the words coming out are as reckless as the bullshit Israel-loving Lindsey Graham? It's a lot like Trump in that there really isn't much to make fun of because they embody such a cartoonish existence that all you can do is point out their actions and go "are you seeing this? is this real?" It feels like he was made in a Mossad operation where they worked tirelessly through MKUltra-style methods to turn a perpetually middle aged southern man into the most flamboyant hateful queer the world has ever seen. AND HIS NAME IS LINDSEY. I mean, come the fuck on. I hope our friends in Iran are celebrating. This is like, their ninth win in a row, and this time it was God's doing.

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