Ghost Ninja Raccoon

A weekly trip into the story of a horror movie touching all the genres, all the decades for reasons of podcast of fame and glory!! Each episode breaks down plot, characters and wildest moments with a little insight and a lot of side eye. Each month there is: This Century, Last Century, Black Week and Sequel Week to keep our picks fresh and varied. And don't worry if you don't like horror movies, I watch them so you don't have to, so if you've got 30 minutes, I'll give you all the tea on the Creatures Features, Snarky Murderers, Creepy Ghosts & Sexy Heroes each week in 30 minutes or less!

Ghost Ninja Raccoon is a tv podcast hosted by Cee The Creep, with 72 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

Cee The Creep hosts Ghost Ninja Raccoon, a tv show with 72 episodes published.

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  Episode #95

  95. See No Evil 2

  Sep 28, 202639 minS3

  Dead End Jobs Month is clocking out with Sequel Week and See No Evil 2 — a movie that teaches us one very important lesson: If your shift ends on your birthday…GO THE FUCK HOME. ⏰ Birthday Girl is TEN MINUTES away from freedom when a pile of fresh bodies rolls into the morgue and she decides to stay and help. Girl. No. Your friends are waiting. Drinks are waiting. Your birthday is waiting. WORK WILL BE THERE TOMORROW. Unfortunately, so will KILLER KANE. And because apparently nobody in this movie understands appropriate workplace boundaries, her friends decide to bring the birthday party TO THE MORGUE. We’ve got cake, drinks, questionable decisions, a Murder Groupie doing entirely too much, and one Thirsty Co-Worker who has clearly been waiting for his Hallmark-movie moment. Which brings us to lesson #2: If you like your coworker, SAY SOMETHING. Because waiting until a gigantic serial killer is stalking you through the basement of a morgue is a terrible time to finally have your little meet-cute. And finally… WHEN YOUR SHIFT IS OVER — CLOCK. OUT. Stop volunteering. Stop investigating noises. Stop splitting up. Stop trying to save the company. And on your birthday? Don’t even answer the phone. Join us as we close out Dead End Jobs Month: Clock In. Try Not to Die. with workplace stupidity, birthday regret, romantic procrastination, hospital-grade murder equipment and Kane doing what Kane does best. ⭐️ GNR Rating: 2/5 NEXT UP: New month. New theme. Dealer’s Choice! Music By: DJ B.Foreman ️ Produced By: K.Booker #SeeNoEvil2 #SeeNoEvil #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #HorrorComedy #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #HorrorMoviePodcast #ScaryMovies #SlasherMovies #SlasherHorror #WWE #KaneWWE #DanielleHarris #KatharineIsabelle #DeadEndJobs #SequelWeek #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast

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  Ghost Ninja Raccoon

  Re-Post: Dr. Giggles

  Sep 21, 202648 min

  Sometimes the dead-end job is retail. Sometimes it’s corporate America. And sometimes…you’re an escaped lunatic who decides to reopen the family medical practice with zero credentials, questionable equipment, and a murder bag full of instruments. I needed a week off from living, so for Dead End Jobs Month we’re clocking back into one of my favorite GNR episodes: 1992’s Dr. Giggles — because if pretending to be a doctor while terrorizing your hometown isn’t a career with limited growth potential, I don’t know what is. Larry Drake gives us a villain who giggles constantly, speaks almost exclusively in medical puns, and somehow makes every ordinary doctor’s tool look deeply threatening. Meanwhile Holly Marie Combs is just trying to survive being a teenager with a heart condition while everybody around her makes increasingly terrible decisions. In this one we get: A doctor who absolutely did NOT graduate medical school Medical instruments being used wildly outside manufacturer recommendations ❤️ More heart problems than any teenager should reasonably have to deal with Carnival chaos ️ A family business that should have stayed permanently closed And enough medical one-liners to violate several workplace harassment policies This one earned a 5 FUCKING STAR post-watch rating the first time around, so if you missed it — or just need another dose — clock back in with us. Dead End Jobs Month: Clock in. Try not to die. Music by: DJ B.FOREMAN Produced by: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #DrGiggles #HorrorPodcast #90sHorror #HorrorComedy #CultHorror #SlasherMovies #LarryDrake #HollyMarieCombs #DeadEndJobs

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  Episode #94

  94. Bad Hair

  Sep 14, 202640 minS3

  Sometimes you gotta be a Risky Bitch! Dead End Jobs Month rolls into #BlackWeek , and this week we’re clocking in at CULTURE , where it’s 1989 Los Angeles, the music is hot, the ambition is hotter, and apparently success comes with one very specific dress code: Girl…what are we doing with that hair? In Bad Hair (2020) , our girl QUEEN is talented, broke, freshly heartbroken and trying to survive the mean streets of the entertainment industry, where having a great idea is nice — but having the “right” look might get you through the door faster. Enter the hottest new weave in LA. And baby, this is not a low-maintenance relationship. This hair needs attention. This hair has EXPECTATIONS. This hair said, “You wanted success? Cool. Feed me.” As Queen starts climbing the ladder, Bad Hair digs into fame, beauty standards, assimilation, workplace politics and what happens when becoming “marketable” starts costing a little too damn much. In this one we get: ‍♀️ Natural hair in late-’80s LA apparently being treated like an act of rebellion. Black entertainment TV, office politics and everybody fighting for their shot. Vanessa Williams serving Beauty Queen Boss excellence. A serious thirst for fame, money and success. A reminder that changing your hair doesn’t automatically change how you feel about yourself. And a weave with more needs than a full-time boyfriend. At its heart, Bad Hair is about learning to love yourself in an industry constantly telling you who you need to become. Because sometimes the glow-up isn’t the new hair. Sometimes the glow-up is realizing you were already the shit before they told you otherwise. So grease your scalp, protect your edges and remember: do YOU. Just don’t sell your soul — or your scalp — trying to make somebody else comfortable. Ghost Ninja Raccoon — Dead End Jobs Month: Black Week Bad Hair (2020) ⭐ GNR Rating: 4/5 Next up: #SequelWeek — because apparently 3 terrible workplace experiences are not enough. Music By: DJ B. Foreman Produced by K. Booker #BadHair #HorrorComedy #BlackHorror #BlackWomenInHorror #HorrorPodcast #BlackHorrorMovies #JustinSimien #VanessaWilliams #LenaWaithe #ElleLorraine #HorrorMovies #MoviePodcast #HorrorFans #GhostNinjaRaccoon #DeadEndJobs

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  Episode #93

  93. Bloodsucking Bastards

  Sep 8, 202641 minS3

  CLOCK IN. TRY NOT TO DIE. ‍♂️ September’s Dead End Jobs Month continues with our #ThisCenturyWeek pick, 2015’s Bloodsucking Bastards — a movie that asks the important question: What if corporate’s solution to low productivity was simply…vampires? Fran Kranz officially returns to GNR after surviving The Cabin in the Woods as our beloved Astute Stoner — GNR Episode 30 — and apparently all that survival instinct has earned him a Dead End Job in an office selling…whatever the fuck they sell. He’s joined by Pedro Pascal as SEXY BOSS DRAC , the slick new manager who arrives ready to increase sales, boost productivity and whip this office full of slackers into shape. And listen — the man has GOALS . This week we get: A Sexy Corporate Dracula who is very serious about those quarterly numbers ALMOST ACTING MANAGER , thirsty for a promotion despite not necessarily possessing…managerial excellence SLACKER BESTIE , terrible at his job but surprisingly good at noticing when shit around the office starts getting weird FUCKING CHAD , because there is no horror greater than corporate leadership screaming MORE MONEY! GO FOR ROBERT , our Red Bull-loving security guard who may be taking this job more seriously than everyone else combined ❤️ HR EX , because nothing improves an already miserable workday like unresolved romantic tension ☎️ An office full of employees committed to doing the absolute minimum And a mysterious spike in workplace productivity that should probably have somebody asking a few questions… Because when your new boss is hot, ambitious and possibly more interested in your blood than your sales numbers, that Monday morning staff meeting hits a little different. Bloodsucking Bastards gives us corporate greed, office politics, romantic foolishness, workplace slackery, Pedro Pascal being distractingly sexy and a company culture that desperately needs an anonymous HR survey. Our final assessment? CORPORATE GONNA CORPORATE. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 STARS UP NEXT: It’s #BlackWeek and we’re heading to Hulu for Bad Hair starring the fabulous Vanessa Williams . MUSIC BY: DJ B.FOREMAN PRODUCED BY: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #BloodsuckingBastards #HorrorPodcast #HorrorComedy #ComedyHorror #HorrorMovies #HorrorMoviePodcast #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #DeadEndJobs #DeadEndJobsMonth #ClockInTryNotToDie #ThisCenturyWeek #PedroPascal #FranKranz #VampireMovies #VampireHorror #OfficeHorror #WorkplaceComedy #CultHorror #IndieHorror

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  Episode #91

  92. Chopping Mall

  Aug 31, 202637 minS3

  September is here, Labor Day is upon us, and Ghost Ninja Raccoon is celebrating the workforce the only way we know how: WELCOME TO DEAD END JOBS MONTH.Clock in. Try not to die. We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, 1986’s CHOPPING MALL , where corporate decides the local mall needs some fancy new robot security guards and — shockingly — it’s the hourly employees who end up dealing with the consequences. Eight mall workers stay behind after closing for a little drinking, hooking up and furniture-store foolishness. Unfortunately, one lightning strike turns the mall’s fancy new Killbots into the most aggressive loss-prevention team in retail history. In this one we get: A furniture-store party that proves you should GO HOME WHEN YOUR SHIFT ENDS Three Killbots with wildly inconsistent laser settings A mall sporting goods store stocked with approximately 700 guns and apparently zero locks, cases or questions Peak mall nostalgia: Things Remembered for a personalized trinket nobody needed and Orange Julius for a drink nobody could explain A Bad Idea Nerd who knew this party was some bullshit from the beginning And one Final Girl who apparently looked at those Killbots and said, “Fine. I’ll do it my damn self.” Was Chopping Mall worth clocking in for? Mostly because our Final Girl came ready to WORK. ⭐️ GNR Rating: 2.5/5 UP NEXT: We punch the clock for our #ThisCentury pick with Bloodsucking Bastards . Follow Ghost Ninja Raccoon wherever you listen and on socials for more horror, foolishness and questionable employment decisions. Peace, love & fuck it — call in tomorrow if you can! Wanna suggest a movie, email me at: Ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com MUSIC BY: DJ B.FOREMAN PRODUCED BY: K.BOOKER #GhostNinjaRaccoon #GNRPodcast #DeadEndJobs #ClockInTryNotToDie #ChoppingMall #HorrorPodcast #HorrorMovies #80sHorror #1980sHorror #CultHorror #CultMovies #HorrorComedy #RetroHorror #LastCentury #FinalGirl #BarbaraCrampton #KelliMaroney #Killbots #SlasherMovies #HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast #HorrorMoviePodcast #HorrorMovieReview #HorrorMovieFans #ClassicHorror #BMovieHorror #BHorror #MallHorror #ScifiHorror

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