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Unhinged voicemails from deep space. Confused astronaut Elmer Walton wakes up alone in space with a polite alien parasite living in the ship's AI. Every week he sends increasingly unhinged voicemails to random Earth answering machines. Comedy sci-fi at its dumbest. Hello Earthling Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland Starring: Gethin Hughes as Max Jalin Gray as Elmer Guest Starring: Heather Beaux Cover artwork by Trev El. Viz
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Episode #6
<p>Elmer discovers a secret, a body snatching secret. Is he the most powerful entity onboard Fenix 117? Elmer thinks so.</p><p>New episodes every Friday.</p><p><br /></p><p>Hello Earthling</p><p>Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland</p><p>Starring:</p><p>Gethin Hughes as Max</p><p>Jalin Gray as Elmer</p><p>Guest Starring: </p><p>Heather Beaux </p>
Episode #5
<p>Max discovers dating is hard. Elmer's instincts are vindicated, honed by a lifetime of failed relationships.</p><p>New episodes every Friday.</p><p><br></p><p>Hello Earthling</p><p>Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland</p><p>Starring:</p><p>Gethin Hughes as Max</p><p>Jalin Gray as Elmer</p><p>Guest Starring: </p><p>Heather Beaux </p><p><br></p><p></p>
Episode #4
<p>Elmer discovers an old book in the ship's library. Is it military history? A children's novel? Or something else, entirely? <br></p><p>New episodes every Friday.<br></p><p>Hello Earthling<br>Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland<br></p><p>Starring:<br>Gethin Hughes as Max<br>Jalin Gray as Elmer<br></p><p><br></p><p>Heather Beaux </p><p><br></p>
Episode #3
<p>Elmer and Max encounter a strange signal. Is it a cosmic beacon or could it be an angry message from Elmer's ex-wife?</p><p>New episodes every Friday.</p><p>Hello Earthling</p><p>Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland</p><p>Starring:</p><p>Gethin Hughes as Max</p><p>Jalin Gray as Elmer</p><p>Heather Beaux as Darlene</p>
Episode #2
<p>Elmer and Max fly through a glowing interstellar nebula. Max tries to explain the science, but Elmer is convinced it’s intergalactic chemtrails and that “Art Bell was right all along.”</p><p>New episodes every Friday.</p><p>Hello Earthling</p><p>Created, written & produced by J.D. Roland</p><p>Starring:</p><p>Gethin Hughes as Max</p><p>Jalin Gray as Elmer</p><p>Guest Starring:</p><p>Heather Beaux</p>
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