
I Hate the White Stuff
Eat It All Week Salad
If you’ve ever wanted a salad that tastes amazing on Monday, still tastes amazing on Thursday, and doesn’t wilt, cry, or file a complaint by Friday, this episode is your destiny. Eat It All Week Salad is crisp, hearty, tangy, crunchy, and dramatic enough to deserve its own motivational speech. We’re talking: Veggies that stay crunchy like they’re unionized Chicken, beans, or grains (your choice) showing up with main‑character energy A dressing that snaps harder than a Vegas headliner A bowl so big it could double as a piece of furniture Flavors that get BETTER as the week goes on

