I Never Liked You

Eavesdrop on the love-hate relationship between Matteo and Nick, inseparable best friends who can’t stand each other. Brace yourself for the kind of bickering only the closest of friends can deliver.

I Never Liked You is a comedy podcast hosted by Matteo Lane and Nick Smith, with 133 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith hosts I Never Liked You, a comedy show with 133 episodes published.

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  I Never Liked You

  134. What if Chipotle & Dunkin Disappeared?

  Aug 20, 202642 min

  Today we are taking some more listener calls and boy o boy what an episode! Enjoy! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬ F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod ️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come See Matteo on Tour! ️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Voicemails Episode 0:09 Our New Sign! 3:37 What was your past life? 10:12 What if Chipotle and Dunkin didn't exist 14:35 Trixie or Katya 16:15 Thanks for introducing me to Liza Minnelli 19:10 Really Long Fart Call 20:56 FMK Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Michael's 23:17 Nick calls in 24:45 Nick's ancestry 27:49 Deer expert calls in and we learn 35:18 Caller calls in to show off to Nick 37:18 Nick watches hereditary for first time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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  133. Do We Believe in Ghosts? With Roz Hernandez

  Aug 13, 202639 min

  Today we have a special guest on the show, Roz Hernandez! We talk about all things ghosts, her journey across america and her new audiobook. Enjoy! Sign up for your free trial at https://shopify.com/inly Check out Roz: https://www.instagram.com/rozhernandez/ ️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come See Matteo on Tour! ️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro0:33 How Matteo and Roz Met1:17 You Genuinely Believe in Ghosts?1:34 Every Ghost Show Ever3:46 What Is the Ghost Technology That's Used?5:45 Being on a Ghost Show8:22 Have You Had a Paranormal Experience9:18 Getting Scared by a Ghost9:57 Getting Called a Slur by a Ghost13:34 Roz's New Book21:05 Gay Camp27:33 Talking to People Across the Country30:58 Gay Cruises31:55 Nick Rapid Fire Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  132. Who is More Straight?

  Aug 6, 202631 min

  On todays episode we try to figure out who would be a better straight guy. I mean it is TOUGH to decide, who do you think won? Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY  #rulapod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 ️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come See Matteo on Tour! ️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  131. The Odyssey

  Jul 30, 202641 min

  The Odyssey - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You 131 Today we are discussing the new hit movie, the odyssey! It was nicks bright idea to go see it in 4d and oh boy do we have some thoughts. ENJOY! Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code never at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/never ⛵ Download the Poshmark app today and use code inly10 when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase. Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 ️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come See Matteo on Tour! ️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:14 Notice anything new in the studio? 1:34 What is a hiccup? 3:30 Seeing the Odyssey in 4D 9:50 Nick's reaction during the movie footage 15:56 Our movie review (spoilers!) 35:16 New segment: Nick gets scared Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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  130. Callers Leave Insane Voicemails

  Jul 23, 202646 min

  We are back with some more voicemail and they are so good. Thanks for leaving voicemails and u can call in and leave one here! Leave us a voicemail with your questions or advice requests! We loved making this episode and hope you enjoyed it too. Let us know if you want more! A note on voicemails: We listen to all of them, but tend to pick ones that are lighthearted and not too long, unless it's a truly wild story. Call us: (929) 432-4193‬ Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/inly #rulapod F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code INLY15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/INLY15 #theperfectjeanpod Come to nicks next show! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1993795968413 ️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come See Matteo on Tour! ️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 0:00 Intro 0:41 Nick's New Outfit 2:41 Call 1: Bad Retail Experiences 10:47 Call 2: How to Set Boundaries with Family 16:59 Call 3: You Guys Are the Best 21:49 Call 3: How Do You Picture Yourself in 20 Years? 26:25 Call 4: Giving a Eulogy at Each Other's Funeral 32:48 Call 5: Big Fan 33:47 Call 6: Best Solo Date After Getting Broken Up With 34:59 Call 7: I'm Coming on Your Podcast 35:45 Call 8: Who Would Be on America's Most Wanted 37:57 Call 9: Birthday at Olive Garden 38:46 Call 10: Favorite Rendition of Ain't No Way 41:54 Call 11: Nicest Thing Done for the Other Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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