I'll TellYa Dis!

What’s really going on in comedy right now? Stand-up comics Christy Miller and Erik Marino break down life, the internet, and the ever-changing state of stand-up. From club stories to crowd-work chaos to whatever nonsense is happening online this week, nothing is off limits. Sharp takes, real comic perspective, and plenty of moments that end with, “Alright… I’ll tellya dis.” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'll TellYa Dis! is a comedy podcast hosted by Christy Miller, with 27 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

Christy Miller hosts I'll TellYa Dis!, a comedy show with 27 episodes published.

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  Episode #28

  EP 28: "Not See TV "

  Sep 28, 202629 min

  This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , it’s Erik Marino’s BIRTHDAY!!! And nothing says "Happy Birthday" more than the United Nations shutting down half of Manhattan and turning Christy Miller’s commute home into The Amazing Race: Fuck Your Diplomatic Traffic Jam Edition . After walking FIVE FUCKING MILES just to get home, Christy did what any rational New Yorker would do during UN Week: cussed out a Secret Service agent, two cops and three innocent bystanders. Welcome to NY! Now GTFOH! Meanwhile, Susan Sarandon and Hannah Einbinder got arrested protesting outside the UN, world leaders walked out on "a certain someone's" speech , and Midtown Manhattan became one giant geopolitical clusterfuck — proving once again that the United Nations may not be able to unite the nations, but they CAN unite New Yorkers in wanting everybody to GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR WAY. In other news, a DIFFERENT "certain someone" has launched his own YouTube channel because he doesn't like the Press reporting what he is ACTUALLY DOING... so now, WELCOME TO TRUMP TV! ‍♀️ It's so pathetic he's turned his Press Pool into a podcast studio ‍♀️... HE'S A YOUTUBER NOW. Welcome to NOT SEE TV — where the press and public can NOT SEE shit ‍♀️... the presidency has officially entered its “LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND DESTROY THAT NOTIFICATION BELL” era. I swear we are doomed. Meanwhile, Sydney Sweeney is butt ass NAKED in Times Square selling sports betting and everybody is arguing about whether women should be offended... WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Girl, show your in Times Square if you want — make that money. Erik's problem is with the SPORTS BETTING APP itself... because his grandfather was a bookie and APPS ARE TAKING JOBS AWAY FROM HARDWORKING AMERICAN BOOKIES. FUCK BIG TECH!!! SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS!! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BOOKIE. Keep that gambling money where it belongs: IN THE FAMILY. Someone needs to get whacked... but how the fuck do you put a hit out on an app? Former NFL player Matt Kalil tried to stop his ex-wife from publicly discussing the size of his during their divorce — only for a JUDGE to basically rule, NOPE, THE DICK IS RELEVANT. ⚖️ So now the entire country is involved in this man's penis because apparently WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HUDDLE DOES NOT STAY IN THE HUDDLE. And finally, it’s FAT BEAR WEEK — the one week a year when Alaska celebrates enormous bears while Palm Springs is like, “...one week?” ️‍ Roseanne is STILL fighting with her TV son over a racist Ambien tweet from NINE YEARS AGO ‍♀️, and the FBI is warning ICE agents about fake “trad wives” online trying to lure them in and dox them... even government surveillance can't beat the CATFISH era. At this point, we have no idea who's watching who, who's sleeping with who, or whose is legally relevant. See you next Monday. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rNgwBP08Hrw Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Episode #27

  EP 27: "Weekend at McConnell’s"

  Sep 21, 202628 min

  This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino spiral through another week of “American excellence” as the New York Mets have officially managed to lose to EVERY TEAM IN MLB — INCLUDING THEMSELVES. ⚾️ You heard it here, folks. After spending one game literally watching a baseball fall unattended between A BILLION DOLLARS’ WORTH OF PLAYERS like they were all brand new on the job, they overcompensate the very next night and KNEE THEIR OWN FIRST BASEMAN IN THE HEAD. That is the MOST MET THING EVER. ‍⚾️ Somewhere, Mr. Met is quietly Googling workers’ comp. Meanwhile, comedy continues its inspiring journey directly into hell as Turning Point USA replaces Russell Brand with Chris D’Elia on their “America, Love It or Leave It” Tour — which is starting to sound more like the PREDA-TOUR if you ask us. ‍♀️ Seriously, that’s like replacing Buffalo Bill with Freddy Krueger and calling it an upgrade. And because nothing says “protect the children” quite like putting Chris D’Elia ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS ... HERE COMES THE GROOMER... On a lighter note , Macklemore gets booted from the Ed Sheeran tour by Gillette Stadium/Patriots owner Robert Kraft. As a result, Ed Sheeran’s band walks, the other opening acts walk, leaving poor Ed “all alone in the ghetto with no BBQ.” So now he’s apparently doing the stadium tour as a stripped-down acoustic act — and the internet has given it the only name it deserves: KRAFT SINGLES. Back in Washington, Lauren Boebert is facing a brand-new ethics complaint alleging inappropriate relationships with former and current staffers — because apparently the “BEETLEJUICE BEAT OFF EXTRAVAGANZA” was just the opening act. 8=✊=D In other unexpected sequels... welcome to WEEKEND AT McCONNELL’S — after disappearing from the Senate for three months, Mitch is BACK and getting wheeled into Congress just in time for another episode of WTF IS GOING ON NOW?! ✨ In 80's style music news, an AC/DC concert gets canceled because of thunderstorms — YOU'VE BEEN...THUNDERSTRUCK ⚡️‍ — the Emmys think CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE , and Arch Manning has to apologize after liking an AI-generated video of his coach knocking a female reporter to the ground… proving once again that people are dumber than a box of rocks . And just when it feels like America has officially become a horror movie brought to you by the people who made Airplane! , WONDER WOMAN SHOWS UP. ‍♀️ Lynda Carter joins the Kennedy Center protest as demonstrators surround the building — because if this country is going straight to hell in a handbasket , we’re gonna need the “Queen of the Justice League” to save us. ✨ QUICK, SOMEBODY FIND THE INVISIBLE PLANE. ✈️ At this point, America isn’t a country anymore — it’s a DIRECT-TO-STREAMING DISASTER MOVIE WITH NO FUCKING ENDING. And apparently the Emmys left Chuck Norris OUT of the In Memoriam ... BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS STILL WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK DO THE EMMYS KNOW THAT WE DON’T?! ⚰️ See you next Monday. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/p11YcJsnqAg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Episode #26

  EP 26: "NEIN 11"

  Sep 14, 202628 min

  This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino celebrate Christy’s birthday by doing what every "well-adjusted" person does during their birthday week: talking about 9/11. The 25th anniversary ceremony of 9/11 wouldn't be complete without a MAGA vs. MAGA SHOWDOWN - AKA "NEIN 11"- at the Memorial ‍♀️ — pardoned January 6th asshole Jake Lang showed up with a POLICE ESCORT , only to be greeted by another group of Nazis Sieg Heil-ing with a banner that read “JAKE LANG IS A JEW” while a Mount Vernon firefighter screamed at THEM to “go back to Palestine with that bullshit” and “get out of our country.” ️ MA!!!! THE NAZIS ARE INFIGHTING AGAIN!! ... These morons have no idea who they hate anymore. ‍♀️ Meanwhile, the RNC held its midterm convention in Dallas, where Republicans focused on the issues people are most desperately worried about ... like Hasan Piker’s old thirst trap photo ‍♀️ — even going so far as blurring out his bikini briefs , because... you know... the party of family values and stuff. ‍♀️ And in completely unrelated news, Grindr crashed. Grindr hasn't seen that much traffic since... well... the last Republican Convention. And while MAGA Senate candidate Ken Rogers is too busy jerking off to Hasan Piker photos at the RNC , his opponent Abdul El-Sayed is busy at the gym BENCHING 315. ‍♂️ Christy has officially endorsed his platform. And by “platform,” we mean his chest. Welcome, Abdul, to the LADY SPANK BANK™. Then 77-year-old Rick Springfield enters the chat looking so ridiculously hot Christy concludes he MUST be drinking baby blood to stay young ‍♂️ — only for us to discover that JESSIE’S GIRL MAY HAVE A BODY COUNT. Apparently Rick once fired mortars in Vietnam that may have killed a man, proving there was a much easier way to get Jessie out of the picture. Why can’t I find a woman like that? Because YOU KILLED HER BOYFRIEND IN VIETNAM, RICK. And finally, a Maryland woman wins $150,000 after playing the same lottery numbers for 20 YEARS — which means after buying three tickets every time for two decades, congratulations girl... YOU FINALLY BROKE EVEN. Meanwhile, Broadway’s singing waiters are heading into their own WEST SIDE STORY TURF WAR as Ellen’s Stardust Diner and newcomer Diner 24 battle for singing-server supremacy... WHO WILL WIN?! WHO WILL GET THE CHOP?! . Lady Gaga is officially a mother(?) — giving the world BABY GAGA — and Jelly Roll discovers that playing both sides of the strudel gets you kicked out of the Big Blue Bash at Mar-a-Lago. ‍♀️ Yep, just another completely normal week in America. Like Christy always says — Not my circus. Not my motherfucking clowns. See you Monday. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ohKazALgpq4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Episode #25

  EP 25: "LAW & ORDER- Special Teams Unit "

  Sep 7, 202628 min

  This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino dig through another garbage week in America — LITERALLY — after a San Francisco garbage truck accidentally picked up an ENTIRE HUMAN ️… because apparently even Waste Management is like, “fuck it, throw the whole man away.” ‍♀️ And speaking of trash, the NFL is back!!! Which means it’s time for LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL TEAMS UNIT — Mark “Drunky Brewster” Sanchez conveniently forgot he “butt fumbled” a 69-year-old truck driver and got STABBED , while Tony “Tipsy Russell” Romo got an ignition lock after an OWI. (How many acronyms do we need for drunk driving? ‍) At this point, there’s enough criminal activity for the NFL to just change ITS acronym to DUI . ‍♀️ Meanwhile, Christy kicks off the season exactly where she left off — longing for Robert Saleh and apparently willing to become his road-game side piece . But nobody does drunk sports quite like the late, great Shirley Miller ⛳️, who used to replace the useless clubs in her golf bag with BOTTLES OF WINE … until she was eventually banned from the golf course for drunkenly driving her cart INTO A FUCKING LAKE. ️ THIS IS CHRISTY’S BLOODLINE, PEOPLE. Meanwhile, the Pentagon apparently wants the Hawk Tuah girl for its influencer army ‍♀️ — because when you think national security , you obviously think “spit on that thang” — Trump is selling wooden nickels ️… oops! We mean Trump Dollars … and Dolly Parton finally gets the 9 to 5 recognition she deserves , while the internet collectively reminds Ricky Schroder that disagreeing with Dolly Parton is basically a one-way ticket to HELL. On the opposite side of the pond, England says HOLD MY TEA and gives children the opportunity to relive one of history’s greatest maritime disasters… THE TITANIC RIDE ‍️ — which TILTS OVER AND DUMPS THEM OFF THE SINKING SHIP. And somehow THAT sends Christy and Erik into a full-blown 1997 grievance spiral over Old Rose hoarding a priceless diamond for decades instead of helping her family… only to chuck the motherfucker back into the ocean. ️ FUCK THAT OLD LADY. JUSTICE FOR HER GRANDCHILDREN. In otter news (see what I did there?) , a river otter in Lake Tahoe handed a woman 39 STITCHES … which makes one wonder: “WTF did she do to catch those otter hands?” So grab your Trump wooden nickels, hide your golf-cart keys from Shirley, keep your arms and legs inside the Titanic until it has completely sunk, and remember: DUN DUN. It’s LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL TEAMS UNIT … and everybody’s fucking guilty. PERIODT! Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ohKazALgpq4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Episode #24

  EP 24: "It's What Dolly Would've Wanted"

  Aug 31, 202629 min

  This week on I’ll TellYa Dis , Christy Miller and Erik Marino are back at the Grisly Pear Comedy Club after a two-month hiatus from Midtown, just in time before Christy turns 56, putting a “pause” on the menopause and returning from Atlantic City smelling like a stale Pall Mall Gold after spending the weekend telling jokes in what can only be described as the ashtray of New Jersey . But the real heartbreak this week is the loss of American treasure Dolly Parton — leaving Christy emotionally devastated, Nashville down one saint, and the American wig industry facing its worst year… which leaves the burden on Cher’s wallet. WE MUST PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS. Meanwhile, Dolly’s passing brought out tributes from all across the country… including Ted Cruz, who retweeted “LEGEND” on a Dolly post from an account that instantly changed its name to “Ted Cruz’s Tiny Dick” — FINALLY something I agree with Ted on… LEGEND! In the FAFO portion of the news, ICE finally deported the right person… gay, right-wing troll Milo Yiannopoulos, who apparently overstayed his visa since 2019. I’m happy he got EXACTLY what he wanted… BYEEEE!!!!! I have one last thing to say to Milo… ️ YOU DON’T EVEN GO HERE!!! IIn other news, the San Francisco 49ers have decided to kick off the NFL season with a new offensive formation called SEX, SCAMS & SIDE PIECES . First, billionaire 49ers owner Jed York got busted in an Ohio trailer park allegedly looking for a $160 Hummer — because nothing says RECESSION INDICATOR like an NFL billionaire buying a Dollar Tree blowjob. To make matters worse for the NFL franchise, there’s the fake 49ers “wide receiver” scamming women online while filming himself in his sad 900-square-foot Sacramento apartment, surrounded by bags of fake shit while wearing a football helmet. I CAN’T!!! ‍♀️ Meanwhile, former 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh abandoned ship to coach the Tennessee Titans… which means Christy has finally found her calling in life: moving to Nashville, living in Dolly Parton’s wig room and becoming Robert Saleh’s side piece. It’s what Dolly would’ve wanted. And finally, this week’s BAD IDEAS department was working OVERTIME ‍♀️ — a Roomba caught a cheating wife and somehow sent her husband to jail, Good Good Golf thought SHOVING A WOMAN TO THE GROUND would make a great commercial ⛳️, and Target decided ending DEI last year wasn’t enough to bury themselves… they doubled down and released a MINSTREL Halloween costume You know, for the children. ‍♀️ In other weird news, a Virginia doctor woke up with a BAT trying to crawl into her mouth , there was a four-hour manhunt in Indiana for a lion that may or may not even exist , and 120 containers of cheese balls spilled across the 105 freeway in L.A. — it’s nice to see snacks are offered while sitting in traffic. Meanwhile, the Brooklyn Navy Yard has a rave problem, Christy is headed to Tennessee in Dolly Parton’s wig to blow Robert Saleh, and honestly… IT’S WHAT DOLLY WOULD’VE WANTED. See you next week, fuckers. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/christymillercomedy/ https://www.instagram.com/theerikmarino/ https://www.instagram.com/illtellyadispodcast/ Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/vjHAeufslnQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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