Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

Your hosts Joseph and Theo and sometimes Daniel read stories written by children, delving into the inner workings of a child genius’s mind.Have you ever looked back at your childhood and thought "what was I thinking?" We are here to answer that question. Now with an inconsistent release schedule!Send us your own stories you wrote as a child!Email us at: childgeniuspodcast@gmail.com

Inside The Mind of a Child Genius is a true crime podcast hosted by Theo Chandler, with 64 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Theo Chandler hosts Inside The Mind of a Child Genius, a true crime show with 64 episodes published.

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  Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

  #67 - The Gold Dinosaur

  Jan 16, 202649 min

  ATTENTION Please be advised that a new schedule will take effect at the beginning of April . The updated lineup is as follows: April 1 — Classic April Fools’ Day (no changes) April 2 — Visual gags and slapstick (NO WORDS) — tariffs optional April 3 — Life hacks April 4 — Computer viruses April 5 — Hide your outie belly buttons For additional details or clarification, please listen to this episode . Also in this episode: “It's belly button time!”, Patreon, Trump, Rome, AI, Shrimp Jesus, Chismas, Tom or Jim Day, Shazam, Star Spangled Banner, Olive Garden, Papa John's, Applebee's, Little Mermaid, 3 Cowboys, JRR Tolkein, Durin, Oberlin, All Poetry, Bloody Mary, and the Hindenburg.

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  #66 - Sir Isaac Newton’s Scrapbook: Big Queen Fun Bucks

  Jan 16, 202634 minS4

  Local boy Ian (he’s David) joins local boys Tho, Joseph, and Daniel for a deep dive into the life of famous horse pervert, Sir Isaac Newton. Together, they encounter tadpoles, ghosts, Italy, and the dirty secret behind every movie ever made. But Karlheinz Stockhausen appears to teach humanity a revolutionary new way to breathe (butthole). Will they survive? For more about local boys, press play. Not sponsored by the Pentagon. Also in this episode: “Can I touch you? It's just to see if you're a ghost, nothing weird.”, Beth Saddler, 3 Cowboys, Shrek, Furries, Australian gastric brooding frogs, Italy, Airbnb, The Pentagon, Sir Isaac Newton, Die Hard, and Karlheinz Stockhausen.

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  #65 Internet Litter: Cat, Kid, Computer

  Oct 16, 202543 minS4

  We’re finally getting back to our core objective with this podcast: filling the internet with digital litter while it’s still legal! So relax, grab a drink, roll down the window, and throw it right on the street because this is an oops-all-litter episode! Get ready to fill your mind with half baked misinformation like how the immortal jellyfish works, how to manage your team like King Solomon, and how to conceptualize Schrödinger’s butthole! And if that’s not enough for you, we’re also rude to strangers on the internet! Also in this episode: “I like the rhythm, but not the words.”, Xbox Live, Pokémon, immortal jellyfish, Erwin Schrödinger, bestiality, allpoetry.com, Randall S, and Bad Jonny

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  Episode #64

  #64 Theo’s Poetry: It Looks Like It Roadkill

  Jan 15, 20251h 12mS4

  <p>Welcome to a poetic episode of Inside the Mind of a Child Genius - the show where dyslexic adults make fun of children! In this episode, join 3 poetry experts and Theo as we learn what sadness smells like, what anxious people think about all the time, and what’s actually scary about zombies (we’re worried about their mental health). We will regale in the tales of Theo’s composer group that’s either Marxist or MAGA (he doesn’t know, he wasn’t paying attention), and how he almost won a poetry competition that’s either a really big deal or a...

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  Inside The Mind of a Child Genius

  #63 Dragons of TheoWorld

  Nov 21, 20241h 5mS0

  <p>Today we’re joined by our resident spatial-relations expert: Cousin Ian. In this episode we’ll test his masterful knowledge of space and relations - starting with a fictional list of dragons that Theo drew and described as a child genius. Our intelligent discussion will lead to many interesting topics that teach you how to:</p> <p>Inflate a small man with compressed air</p> <p>Steal sugary bread from an insect-man with 700 greedy children</p> <p>Become an irresistible passenger to your Driver’s Ed teacher</p> <p>Swipe a hand kiss from a matriarch</p> <p>And stay t...

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