
Episode #73
Thou Shalt Not Try Me: Holy Days, Sh*tty Sports & Family Plot Twists | Ep. 73
New year, clean slate? Please. Eliana and Leora kick off 5787 debating forgiveness, family food trauma, and Eliana’s new favorite commandment: “Thou shalt not try me.” Shana Tova, everyone! Also on the High Holy Days agenda: a HYROX horror story nobody asked for, the theological implications of GLP-1s on Yom Kippur, and a 6 A.M. sisterly SOS involving their mother, their dead dad, and his surprise postmortem trip to the Holy Land. Apparently, a “final resting place” is only final until your mother has other plans. Meanwhile, Eliana is preparing for the AI apocalypse the only sensible way she knows how: keeping a suitcase packed. Because apparently when the robots take over, she has somewhere else to be. And she makes her big-screen debut in the documentary First They Came for My College, finally giving Hollywood what it’s been missing: her award-worthy Resting Bitch Face. Poop, prayer, postmortem travel, sisterly secrets, must-see cinema, and proof that after 50, absolutely nothing is sacred. Not religion. Not family. Not even the dead. L’Shana Tova, ladies. May you be inscribed in the Book of Life—and remember where you put it. MenOpod: All Things Fifty Plus — because life begins when your period ends. Follow MenOpod: All Things Fifty Plus on your favorite podcast app and Instagram—and send this episode to someone you love but haven’t necessarily forgiven. For more of Eliana’s award-worthy Resting Bitch Face, check out First They Came for My College: firsttheycameformycollege.com #MenOpod #MenOpodAllThingsFiftyPlus #MenopausePodcast #MenopauseHumor #MenoMoment #WomenOver50 #MidlifeWomen #LifeAfter50 #SisterTalk #RoshHashanah #ShanaTova #FirstTheyCameForMyCollege

