
Modern Day Man
FRIENDSHIP | Modern Day Man Episode 52
This week's topic: friendship. Roy Harter is back, and East Side Dave and Bobby Tamburro break down what it means to have friends as a modern day man in 2026 — from harsh group texts to frat-house hostage situations to who really deserves the title of man's best friend. Still no Aaron Berg (though there's a major update at the end), so Dave, Bobby, and Roy get into it: whether dogs or other men are the truer best friend, Roy's terrifyingly direct texting style, the two German shepherds ruining Bobby's gym, acollege revenge saga involving a switched bathroom door handle and the entire frat executive board. Plus a full JFK assassination breakdown, a moon-landing debate, and the correct way to talk to AI before it takes over. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 0:00 - Cold Open: The Perils of Choosing Friends 1:16 - Six Years of Friendship with East Side Dave 1:57 - Where Is Aaron Berg? (The Schwarzenegger/Alex Jones Problem) 3:10 - 2000mg of THC and a Group Text from Roy 3:51 - Roy's Harsh Texting Etiquette 5:36 - Bobby Writes Civil War Love Letters via Text 6:37 - "Jefferson Would Say..." — Political Science Class 7:20 - Who Is Man's Best Friend: Dogs or Men? 8:32 - Roy the Bad-Guy Philosopher 9:12 - The German Shepherds Ruining the Gym 10:48 - Calling In Joey Swole 11:13 - The Comedian Bodybuilding Championship Dream 12:30 - Roy's 3-Pound Dumbbells 13:04 - Preemptively Calling Dave Old 14:29 - Fighting Fire With Fire: Pokémon Logic and Pit Bulls 15:20 - The Video: A YouTube Sting Gone Wrong 16:11 - The Permanent Marker Incident 17:19 - The $700 Mirror and a Call Home 18:56 - The Frat House, the Reneged Xbox, and the Bathroom Trap 20:09 - Hostage Negotiation for a Pizza Party 21:00 - "Crime Does Pay" 21:23 - Under FBI Surveillance (and the SSA?) 21:48 - The JFK Breakdown Begins 22:54 - Dave's Rogue CIA Agent Theory 23:36 - Solving the Assassination Live 24:31 - What Year Was JFK Shot? 25:17 - The Moon Landing, Kubrick, and Eyes Wide Shut 26:40 - Bobby Defends the Moon Landing 27:23 - Roy Suddenly Loves America 27:45 - The Google AI Chip That Traveled Dimensions 28:11 - How to Talk to AI (Please and Thank You vs. "Hey Boy") 29:39 - Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong 30:33 - Aaron Berg Got His Pro Card SUPPORT THE SHOW Patreon: patreon.com/moderndayman FOLLOW East Side Dave McDonald: @eastsidedave (YouTube: East Side Dave TV) Aaron Berg: @AaronBergComedy Bobby Tamburro: @Bobby_Tamburro / @BobbyTamburro Roy Harter: @RoyHarter Also subscribe to the Davey Mac Sports Program, Tales from the Satellite, and all the East Side Dave channels. Modern Day Man is on the WITZ Network. #ModernDayMan #EastSideDave #RoyHarter #AaronBerg #Friendship #Podcast #Comedy #JFK --- DISCLAIMER: This episode is a work of comedy and satire. All references to historical events, conspiracy theories, and personal anecdotes are presented for entertainment purposes. Any statements about crimes, surveillance, or violence are jokes made in a comedic context and are not statements of fact.





