Monster Crush

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks?See all of Monster Crush's links on https://linktr.ee/monstercrush We are a member of the Sword & Key Network, see all of S&K's links on beacons.ai/swordandkey

Monster Crush is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 124 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Monster Crush, a comedy show with 124 episodes published.

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  Episode #127

  Date 127 - The Dogman Days of Summer

  Aug 2, 20261h 1m

  The Dog Days of Summer mark the hottest days of the year but we’re going to make things even HOTTER with the DOGMAN Days of Summer here on Monster Crush! This time we bring you two Great Lakes good boys with the prowling Minnesota Dogman and denim-wearing Defiance Dogman. Be proud of us because we didn’t mention that one Florence and the Machine song even once. Featuring: it’s HOT out which means we must be in the Dog Days of Summer, “seasonal thermal lag” is a fun term, Spooky News - 7th Nessie sighting of the year, Bigfoot sighting (no boobs) - bigfoot researchers are ruined by pendulous breasts, hairy nipples or no, dogmen and werewolves are NOT the same… kinda, Bonus Cryptids: The Turbo Poodle and Mobile Wolf Woman, my grandmother’s place has a lot of squirrels, dogman loves denim, Notting Hill is a werewolf romance story, AND MORE! CW: harm to animals during hunting/gun violence to animals (43:00-44:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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  Episode #126

  Date 126 - Tricera-Tops and Bottoms

  Jul 20, 20261h 2m

  Hold on to your butts because we have two monsters of prehistoric proportions for this episode! Dinosaur cryptids can be found in lots of places but these two tend to break the mold in more than a few ways. So listen as love finds a way with the Partridge Creek Monster of the great white north and the surprisingly chatty Atami Stegosaurus! Featuring: problematic youth organizations, shoutout to the YouTube series Muldoon’s Logs, Spooky News: Seattle’s new cryptid - Jimothy the Racoon, a new game: Dinosaur or Pokémon?, Mesozoic Regions, 5-layer-of-separation cryptid story dip, dinosaurs in snow, high strangeness, Nessie gives you the middle finger, and MORE! CW: youth organizations that involve appropriation of indigenous cultures (3:45-6:10), mention of current US politics (5:30-5:35) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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  Episode #125

  Date 125 - Critter? I Hardly Know Her

  Jul 5, 20261h 5m

  Just because the country is burning down around us doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate some all-American monsters. And it doesn’t get more American than the lumberjack folkloric traditions of FEARSOME CRITTERS! So grab a hot dog and get ready to salute these weird monsters of American folklore - the telescopic sniper, the Tripodero, and the super-fast noose-bird, the Roperite! Featuring: Jennifer Tilly is monster-loving royalty, we love hot dogs, the virtues of street-meat vendors, taken by the spirit of Wiley Jeff, Spooky News: evidence of ancient life on Mars, US appoints a conspiracy theorist to investigate UAP, a man named Snake says he found a bigfoot and got it tested - Fearsome Critter True or False (a new game), a monster with the mouth of a butthole that can’t count past 12, a roadrunner crossed with a gallows, speed isn’t everything, getting over a buttface, AND MORE! CW: mentions of US patriotism and general references to the state of the world (8:15-10:20), US politics and conspiracy theories (20:10-25:15) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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  Monster Crush

  Date 124 - Come to Papa

  Jun 21, 20261h 23m

  Happy Monster Daddy’s Day! While monster dads are far less common than monster moms but we were able to find two frightful flirting fathers all the same. Plus we have A LOT of Spooky News today! So strap in and strap on for the Caribbean nature spirit, Papa Bois, and the Father of All Turtles, the island-sized Zaratan! Featuring: LD is back, what dad archetype do you have, Book Review of Mothman is My Boyfriend by McKayla Coyle - Spooky News: new oceanic discoveries, WHALE NECROPOLIS, cretaceous krakens, prehistoric carnivorous squirrels, evolution needs a little FAFO, UFOs vs. UTIs, DC exorcist is exorcised, Mummy Bread - a satyr but not technically, hot snake wife, from crab to turtle, the zaratan may be the father-of-all-turtles but Splinter is the daddy of all turtles, AND MORE! CW: Mentions of fathers throughout, news about the Catholic Church including historical wrongs as well as US politics (46:20-53:00), eating mummies (55:30-57:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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  Episode #123

  Date 123 - Objectify Me

  Jun 7, 20261h 9m

  It’s part TWO of our cursed experience with co-host Shadow! Again, the curse was that one episode went too long and ended up as two episodes, so kind of a fun curse in the end. But this episode we finally get to the three cursed objects mentioned in our last episode! So strap in and strap on for these objects of your desire with the bloodthirsty cursed Muramasa Demon Swords, the ill-gotten curse of the Ring of Silvianus, and the werewolf-summoning curse of the Hexham Heads! Featuring: the difference between being cursed and being haunted, our favorite curses, demon (possibly vampire?) swords, Derek’s cursed attic, cursed-item opening parties, one ring to curse them all, cursed objects that summon were-monsters, it’s so much worse to see a monster leaving your house than entering, James the werewolf is your new dad, AND MORE! CW: Mentions of death and tragedy related to warfare, murder, car accidents, and the general concepts of curses mentioned throughout, ritualistic self-harm (19:35-19:40) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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