Nice One Cyril

A unique Spurs podcast from long-suffering fans who’ve seen it all and lived to tell the tale. Match chat, mullets and musings. No tactics boards. No xG. Just decades of Spurs nostalgia and nonsense. Funny, heartfelt, and just Spursy enough to hurt.

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  Episode #1

  Fly, Flappy, Fly - A Spurs Legend* Departs (*LOL)

  Aug 18, 202652 minS2

  This week, Simon leads the therapy session alongside Julie Welch (is your phone off, Julie?), Kev Acott (rapidly approaching a monumental 'I don't know' milestone), and token Scot, Barry Graham. We break down: Hoffenheim Double-Header: 10 senior players missing, Mikey Moore running riot, and looking for clues ahead of Brentford The Cuti Exit: 6 red cards, 65% appearance rate, and a farewell to Spurs’s most infuriating lunatic. Transfer Madness: The Savinho saga enters decade three, continued Gakpo links, and Flappy flies Classy Touches: De Zerbi’s ex-players lunch and eclipse glasses for Pedro's teeth. Plus - Room 101 and a Barry bombshell like no other. Podcast history. No xG. No tactics boards. Just pure Spurs therapy. #COYS #THFC

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  Episode #64

  Where Are The Forwards? - Spurs Panic Stations

  Aug 11, 202650 minS1

  A Spurs XI draws with Getafe, another barely scrapes past our own U21s, and Maddison, Udogie and Solanke are nowhere to be seen. Join Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott, and resident pessimist Chris Askham as they process the N17 pre-season panic. On this episode's menu: Creative Block: Our entire creative department is on the physio's couch. The Forward Search: £250m spent, £100m recouped, but why are we still flinging darts at the board for strikers? The Rumour Mill: Djed Spence's agents running wild, Cuti Romero's questionable links, and the endless Savinho saga. De Zerbi's Delusions: Does Dom Solanke need a confidence boost or just fully functioning ankles? CGI or Fitness? Analyzing Kulusevski and Kudus's "relative" sprinting in training. Plus, the panel tosses their ultimate Spurs annoyances into Room 101 and tries to sort truth from horse shit in Fact or Fiction . COYS THFC

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  Episode #64

  RDZ's Bomba Bollocks - The Spurs ITK Froth

  Aug 4, 202649 minS1

  What started with a casual declaration of a "BOMBA!" in the transfer market turned into 48 hours of flight-tracking madness on Spurs Twitter—only for RDZ to walk it back as a simple Italian translation mix-up! We tear into the ITKs who lost their minds over zero actual news. Then, we unpack the action on the pitch from our Australian pre-season tour, breaking down the tough slog against Sydney FC and that high-intensity clash with Chelsea . Plus, we review the transfer rumor mill: Incomings: Are bids for Osimhen, Gakpo, or Ollie Watkins actually grounded in reality? Outgoings: Is Mason Melia heading out on loan, and what's the deal with Mikey Moore ? (Don’t panic... but is it time to admit he might be a touch over-hyped?) Finally, we settle a crucial debate: "Educated Left Feet" vs. "Wands". All that before packing off modern football's worst offenses straight into Room 101 . With Simon Lipson, Kev Acott, Rob White & Julie Welch COYS THFC TTID

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  Episode #63

  Jet Lag, Brand Growth, Nothing Learned.

  Jul 28, 202649 minS1

  New Zealand offered Spurs horizontal freezing rain and a bunch of dustbins to beat. Onwards! Australia beckons. This week, Simon Lipson is joined by Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Dave Bradshaw. We dive into: The Auckland Freeze: Why have we sent a huge squad 11,000 miles to play pointless games? Could there possibly be a financial motive? The Left-Behind Club: Kudus, Kulu, Benta, Sarr. Next season's midfield or will they some/all be off? Pre-Season Overreaction: From branding a 17-year-old "the next Dembele" after a couple of mazy runs, to writing off new signings before their jet lag clears. Transfer Window Slow-Mo: Kroupi? Savinho? Still? And is Dorrington off to a place that doesn't exist? Plus Room 101 and our worst Spurs nightmares. #COYS #THFC

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  Episode #62

  Roberto Del Boy's Car Boot Sale

  Jul 22, 202645 minS1

  Lucas Bergvall wants out, De Zerbi is flogging off the academy like Delboy, and Spurs Twitter has officially lost its collective mind. Fresh back from France, Simon Lipson leads today's therapy session alongside Fleet Street royalty Julie Welch (bringing love, joy, and industrial-strength profanity) and Cyril newbie Suzie Barnacle. On the agenda: Bergvall's imminent departure, Thompson & Lankshear off, Savinho & Kroupi riumbling on, why our players suddenly look world-class at the World Cup, and a deep dive into which players would 'suit RDZ's style of play'. Plus, a fresh round of Room 101! COYS THFC.

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