No Contact

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

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  Episode #23

  "My Male Presenting Parent Ain't Sh*t" w/ Peter Kim

  Aug 18, 20261h 27mS1

  Peter Kim (A Nice Indian Boy) comes on to talk about going no contact with his dad for being a scrub basically. We talk about asking for your parents to divorce for Christmas, being gay in San Francisco during the Great Recession, seeing a psychic that went him to a volcano in Hawaii, the way we both came out on stage, how to handle the funeral when your no contact parent dies, and producer Anya gives us tea on how to maximize free samples at Whole Foods in this economy.

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  Episode #22

  "Gay DV in the Attic" w/ Danielle Perez

  Aug 11, 20261h 16mS1

  Danielle Perez is an actor & standup comedian who regales us with the era in which gay guys were constantly crashing on her couch. This former best friend no contact story touches on besties not paying rent, gay alcoholism, fashion design, RuPaul’s Drag Race, local drag, cops and LA Fashion Week catches some strays - and a surprise twist or two tbh. And we name names!!!! We also talk about picking blackheads on lovers and the future of Threads and how both are being taken over by AI. Follow Danielle on IG: https://www.instagram.com/divadelux Submit your stories to for us to read anonymously on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com Support us on Patreon!

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  Episode #21

  "ButcHer, I Hardly Know Her" w/ OJ Stellar

  Aug 4, 20261h 20mS1

  OJ Stellar (Download Comedy) tells us about being visited in a dream the night before recording by her cannibal ex. She details meeting seeing a practicing warlock around town, to entering a relationship where he drank her menstrual blood, the spells he cast on her after their breakup, to having to get a restraining order against a him for being a cross-faded cannibal. There’s also a follow up tale about being groomed by a psychic and ending up with the cannibal boyfriend on a sex host with swinger cops. Also OJ makes me tell a story about getting lost at Burning Man as a child. I love this episode! OJ’s IG: https://www.instagram.com/ojstelllar?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/NoContact YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoContactPod

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  Episode #20

  "Grandpa Clapback" w/ Daniel Webb

  Jul 28, 20261h 23mS1

  Daniel Webb (Don’t Tell Comedy) is the funniest person in the world because and mostly cuz they’re gay from Texas. Daniel initially came on to discuss going no contact with MAGA family members, but also vaping their way into the emergency room, being on a gay cruise that got turned away at not one but TWO borders in the Mediterranean, which is also Trump’s fault, and being a gay witch in Texas. Plus our Listener Letter this week somehow becomes about 9/11!

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  Episode #19

  "The Weapon was the Man Himself" w/ Christabel Williams

  Jul 21, 20261h 35mS1

  New Zealand musician Christabel Williams gives us personal tell-all of meeting someone on Tinder, that turned into being a victim of underage s*x trafficking. We touch on female conditioning, how being victimized upon turns you against your own best interest, and the mindf*ck of believing you deserve to be hurt and how s*x negativity ultimately leads us to protecting our abusers. She details the psychological journey of being an adult who later turned to s*x work again, and her reflections on her time in the industry she’s now gone no contact with. We also discuss her beautiful music career and time on the TV show Popstars (spoiler alert she won!!!!) This is a really special episode, and honored Christabel chose No Contact to share her story. Listen to Christabel’s music!

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