No Contact

Nonbinary comedian, Hay Beacon, ran away from home at 15 and never looked back. Now they host, No Contact, a weekly podcast featuring guests from comedy, music & queer nightlife (plus the occasional straighty) to share their own stories about the people they don't talk to: family, friends, ex's, coworkers, stalkers - it's giving humor and heart if you can believe that! Submit your own No Contact story anonymously to be read on the pod at nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

No Contact is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 28 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

Unknown Host hosts No Contact, a comedy show with 28 episodes published.

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  Episode #29

  "The Comments are Sexual" w/ Hannah Jones

  Sep 29, 20261h 28mS1

  Hannah Jones (Don’t Tell Comedy) is one of my oldest friends in comedy and comes on to roast my ass to death and talk about how her dad just never really fuct with her like that. We talk about daddy’s eating disorders, queers running coffee shops and thrift stores across America, how her last 5 flings have ended the exact same way, and Hay keeps putting their foot in their mouth and blames their 12th house in a really powerful way. This ep is so fun! Go see Hannah on tour!

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  Episode #28

  “The Zyntuation” w/ Rachel Pegram

  Sep 22, 20261h 4mS1

  Rachel Pegram (SNL) comes on to tell a story about getting cut off by a horse girl in middle school, and encourages Hay not to put so much of their current drama on the Patreon… yet. Hay unfortunately relates to Rachel’s middle school opp, Rachel shares the way ex’s will always find their way back to you via email, and we read an instantly legendary listener letter about a guy who loves Zyn.

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  Episode #27

  "Well, I'm Italian" w/ Maxwell Esposito

  Sep 15, 20261h 37mS1

  Maxwell Esposito (Learn the Words B!tch) is a socialite and he’s Italian. He comes on to briefly mention cutting off his mom, stepmom, dad, but then really get into how he’s no contact with a lot of people he’s lived with. We talk about how he thoroughly knows the characters discussed in our previous ep with Danielle Perez (his show LTWB is a centerpiece of her story!) and what is means to be LA enough.

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  Episode #26

  "The Waffle House Was A Waffle Home" w/ Jessica Michelle Singleton

  Sep 8, 20261h 14mS1

  Jessica Michelle Singleton is an incredible 5’3 standup comedian and card carrying member of the no contact meth daddy club. She comes on to tell the story of her daddy going no contact with her at 8 years old at a Waffle House and how their relationship developed (and didn’t) throughout adulthood. We discuss fantasizing about buying our childhood homes, wishing we were raised by Reba, being dragged to AA as a child and the Christmas she’ll never forget. Follow Jessica: https://www.instagram.com/jmscomedy/ Follow Hay: https://www.instagram.com/haybeacon/ Support us on Patreon: https://patreon.com/NoContact?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

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  Episode #25

  "You Flushed a Purell Bottle Down the Toilet" w/ Dylan Adler

  Sep 1, 20261h 25mS1

  This is the most fagg*ty episode yet. Dylan Adler (The James Corden Show) comes on to tell a story of a former roommate at NYU who cut him off - but before that we laugh for 45 minutes about a mutual drag queen friend in Tokyo, and after that we stop crying laughing to cover an actually very intricate multilayered human story about standing up for yourself in a majority white comedy environment in a very heartfelt moment. My alarm goes off throughout this entire episode because we had to record early (1pm) and Dylan keeps burping because he’s a top - if you’re an f slur you get it. Follow Dylan: https://www.instagram.com/dylanadler_/?hl=en Follow Hay: https://www.instagram.com/haybeacon/?hl=en Produced by DSP Studios in LA Send us your No Contact stories! nocontactpodcastfun@gmail.com

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