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Who is the host of No Return?

No Return is hosted by Kier Zhou. The show is categorised under fiction (drama) and has published 105 episodes.

How many episodes does No Return have?

No Return has published 105 episodes.

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No Return regularly covers fiction, drama, comedy. It sits in the fiction category, with a drama focus.

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Episodes of No Return average 29 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.

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No Return

Hosted by Kier Zhou · fiction · EN-GB · 105 episodes

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About this Podcast:

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou No Return is a darkly comic British fantasy audio drama set in a vast, doomed world of gods, mercenaries, lost cities, political disasters and very bad decisions. Each story follows flawed people trying to survive a world that is too strange, too old, and too morally messy to make sense of. Expect ensemble chaos, dense worldbuilding, absurd humour, sudden tragedy, and fantasy with teeth. Start here if you like: morally compromised heroes, big lore, strange comedy, full-cast fantasy, and stories where the joke and the wound are usually the same thing. But don’t take my word for it… This show was nominated for Best Audio Drama at the New Zealand Web Fest and officially selected for the Cisco Web Fest, which is pretty good for someone who ran out of money to apply to any more festivals! Here’s what listeners are saying:

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What is No Return?

No Return is a fiction podcast hosted by Kier Zhou, with 105 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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10: Mageslayers: What The F**k Have You Done?!
May 3, 202620 minS5
Send us Fan Mail The Heist Concludes! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Vehlo Warden - AJ Fidalgo Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil- Kier Zhou Support the show
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9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?
Apr 26, 202620 minS5
Send us Fan Mail The Heist Continues! Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch Kaye Uruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie Vega Gorluk - Graham Capobianco Biksune Ree- Taylor Michaels Rebel Freeman- Alan Katsuro Seilbh- Krissi Williams Nikhol Ashorn- Cameron Gergett Phaetra Coi- Danielle Thuen Nanda Nall- Justin Fife Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle- Dylan Smith Cinnte Micheart- Gemma Maclean-Mair Shain Sotalach- Adam Robinson Addison De Ara- Laura Duncan Pogrim Pogglefield/Herrand/Tran/Vigil/Others- Kier Zhou Support the show
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6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation
Apr 5, 202617 min
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn goes to the post office. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
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5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...
Mar 22, 202619 min
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn tries to love... Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
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4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect
Mar 8, 202613 min
Send us Fan Mail The Black Thorn gets a beer. Written, performed and edited by Kier Zhou Support the show
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10: Mageslayers: What The F**k Have You Done?!

9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?

6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation

5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...

4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect

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10: Mageslayers: What The F**k Have You Done?!

9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?

6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation

5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...

4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect

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10: Mageslayers: What The F**k Have You Done?!

9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?

6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation

5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...

4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect

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