Not If I Reboot You First!

Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.

Not If I Reboot You First! is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 276 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Not If I Reboot You First!, a comedy show with 276 episodes published.

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  Episode #276

  275: Theo's Got Brad Bird Tied Up in the Corner of his Room [Incredibles 2]

  Aug 10, 20261h 3m

  When it comes to sequels, Brad Bird chose poorly. Theo's brought a full vision of a better Incredibles sequel for this episode, and while we start changing it up pretty quickly, it sparks a lot of fun things for us to talk about - the inevitability of a political message being misconstrued, how to dodge the objectivist elephant, and disney's first poly relationship. Theo can be found on bsky @fourwholemoons.bsky.social. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256 . If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork .

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  Episode #275

  274: Sky Just Wants Brendan Fraser to Have a Good Time [The Dark Universe]

  Jul 26, 202646 min

  Welcome to a new podcast about the Dark Universe - for this week, at least. Our friend Sky makes his inaugural appearance to reboot Universals repeatedly failed attempt at cinematic worldbuilding by going back to where it all should've began - 1999's The Mummy. Can Rick, Evy, and Jonathan fight a Wolf Man? Discover a Gill Man? And save London from the machinations of the sinister Dr. Acula? Sky can be found on bsky @sandwichsurplus.bsky.social. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256 . If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork .

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  Episode #274

  273: Tanner's Getting Some Nausicaä Vibes From This [Giant Spider & Me]

  Jul 13, 202650 min

  Tanner's never seen Nausicaä, this is the opposite of Boss Baby. But we are discussing a story about a young girl living in nature, on good terms with a post-apocalyptic arthropod! So let's turn this short-lived manga into an anime while discussing raccoon domestication, exploding a secret start-up, and giving people names. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256 . If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork .

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  Episode #273

  272: Lindsay is CHALLENGED to Re-Gay These Hitmen [The Mechanic]

  Jun 29, 20261h 7m

  Discussion of suicide from 33:40 - 34:35. Lindsay has been challenged to take a fascinating, albeit dark, movie from 1972 - not 2011, we don't care about Jason Statham playing Jason Statham. No, the man of the day is Charles Bronson, and we're gonna let him engage in full-blown toxic yaoi with his twunky menty. You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256 . If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork .

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  Episode #272

  271: Tanner is CHALLENGED to Outrun the Shadow Beings [Ghost]

  Jun 15, 202659 min

  Is Ghost too good to reboot? Can anyone fill Swayze's shoes? Can the story be expanded on without getting too lost in the potential worldbuilding? You can find this podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com . You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe . Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake. If you'd like to be on an episode, submit your pitch at https://forms.gle/DQiGdNRMFcz3po256 . If you'd like to support the show directly, we have a Patreon along with the rest of the Corner Podcast shows at https://www.patreon.com/c/CornerPodcastNetwork .

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