Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

The bike racing might be fake, but the podcast is real. Join hosts Kevin Bouchard-Hall, Mike Swart, and Zach Schuster for the virtual bike racing podcast you didn't know you needed that includes Zwift commentary, interviews, and coverage of real fake bike races.

Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast is a health podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 68 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast, a health show with 68 episodes published.

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  Episode #67

  Zwift Gone GRVL with Mike Morse

  May 3, 20261h 7mS0

  <p>Zwift jumped on the gravel bandwagon with its new gravel course. Friend of the Pod Mike Morse stopped by to do a live reaction to Zwift's new feature and then eventually come up with a new Mario-Cart-inspired Zwift game called Fruit Racer. Yeah, IDK. </p> <p>Mike also helps us do a deep dive into the Zwift reddit to find out that our experiences are pretty far removed from the average Zwifter. </p> <p>Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the net...

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  Episode #66

  Episode 66 - Zwift Doldrums Mailbag

  Mar 29, 20261h 1mS0

  <p>The doldrums of Zwift are in full effect, so we went in search of content by opening up the listener line for the first-ever Nowhere Fast mailbag. We figure out how many watts it takes to win a Cat 3 race, try to beat AI at answering the most important Zwift questions, and compare Zwift numbers to CrossFit numbers because why not. </p> <p>Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and help Mike buy the gear he needs to start hi...

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  Episode #65

  Jeremy Rae, Milk Bag King

  Mar 8, 20261h 15mS0

  <p>We have another Canadian guest! Jeremy Rae. </p> <p>Jeremy is a runner turned Zwifter and bike racing guy. He stopped by to tell us about Canadian Zwift Nationals, his new archnemesis, and his favorite Wattkings. </p> <p>Also, milk bags. </p> <p>Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and help Mike buy the gear he needs to start his Zwift influencing career.</p> <p>To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subs...

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  Episode #64

  The Zwift Influencers are Afoot

  Feb 12, 202654 minS0

  <p>We did our best to get this show started on the right foot with a deep dive into Zwift influencers putting out those Z2 tik toks. There might be a new version of the Zwift Games, Mike tries to bring back one of our bits, and we maybe say something nice about Zwift? </p> <p>Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and help Mike buy the gear he needs to start his Zwift influencing career.</p> <p>To keep up...

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  Episode #63

  The Random Guest Episode

  Jan 18, 202657 minS0

  <p>We have a guest, who's kind of random. Tune in to find out who it is!</p> <p>We go to the knower of all things with a game of Dear KBH, talk about our new least favorite person, do a fantasy draft of the Best Day of Zwift Ever, and listen to a KBH Storytime that has absolutely nothing to do with bike racing. </p> <p>Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com to become a member of the network and support the Minute of Power ex...

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