Pour Choices Show

Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster. We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about. Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation. Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice. Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.

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  Episode #133

  #133 I DON'T MIND BUBBLES

  Aug 26, 20261h 31m

  How’s Our Driving? NFL TRIVIA, BLIND RANKINGS & THE MOST CHAOTIC FOOTBALL HYPOTHETICALS! This week on The Pour Choices Show, David, Chris, and Joe put their NFL knowledge to the test with football trivia, forgotten players, blind rankings, impossible hypotheticals, and enough questionable coaching strategy to get all three of them fired before halftime. We start with a brutal question for any NFL fan: If you could know exactly how your favorite team will perform for the next 25 years, would you actually want to know? • Twenty-five years of championships? Sign us up. • Twenty-five years of rebuilding? Maybe ignorance really is bliss. Then we start rewriting the NFL rulebook. • What if every head coach had to take one snap during every game? When would you use yours? • What if teams could trade NFL Draft picks for actual in-game advantages? How much is a first-round pick worth? An extra timeout? Starting seven points ahead? Removing one opposing player? Somewhere Roger Goodell just felt a disturbance in the force. Then the competition begins. Chris challenges David and Joe to name the Top 5 answers in three different NFL categories before David takes over as host for an interactive NFL trivia game, sending Chris and Joe head-to-head to determine who actually knows football and who has just been confidently nodding through conversations for years. We also get into: • NFL history and obscure football facts • Joe’s NFL-themed Blind Rank challenge • Ranking five options without knowing what comes next • Forgotten NFL players you probably haven’t thought about in years • David and Joe racing to identify players from photos • And multiple opportunities for someone to confidently give an answer that is catastrophically wrong After enough football to make this technically qualify as film study, we move into This Week’s Pour Choices and AskReddit. • You’re handed two pounds of ground beef but cannot make burgers, tacos, or spaghetti. What are you panic-cooking? • What is a piece of outdated technology or obsolete object that you genuinely miss using, purely for the tactile experience? • Married people of Reddit, what’s your most unhinged marriage hack? We wrap things up with celebrity birthdays, a game of Guess What Year these events happened on This Day in History, and, as always, a farewell toast to our basement dwelling eSports nerds. It’s NFL trivia, football debates, blind rankings, forgotten players, nostalgia, marriage hacks, questionable food decisions, and three grown men treating completely fictional NFL rule changes like they’re being presented to the Competition Committee tomorrow morning. If you like comedy podcasts with NFL trivia, football history, sports debates, AskReddit stories, nostalgic technology, ridiculous hypotheticals, and competitive games designed primarily to expose your friends’ ignorance, you’re in the right place. WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE TRADES A 1st ROUND PICK FOR AN EXTRA TOUCHDOWN Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 00:50 – WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR NFL TEAM’S NEXT 25 YEARS? 3:55 – WHAT IF NFL COACHES HAD TO TAKE ONE SNAP EVERY GAME? 5:22 – TRADING NFL DRAFT PICKS FOR IN-GAME ADVANTAGES 7:35 – MADDEN IS TOO REALISTIC 9:53 – NFL THEMED TOP 5’s 18:05 – HEAD-TO-HEAD INTERACTIVE NFL TRIVIA 37:20 – NFL BLIND RANK 44:57 – GUESS THE FORGOTTEN NFL PLAYER 53:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:01:39 – ASK REDDIT: TWO POUNDS OF GROUND BEEF PANIC MEAL 1:06:46 – ASK REDDIT: OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY YOU ACTUALLY MISS 1:13:06 – ASK REDDIT: THE MOST UNHINGED MARRIAGE HACKS 1:21:33 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:26:11 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:28:53 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #NFL #NFLTrivia #FootballTrivia #NFLHistory #FootballPodcast #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #SportsTrivia #NFLFans #AskReddit #FootballFans #SportsPodcast #PodcastLife Support the show

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  Episode #132

  #132 THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO'S NEXT

  Aug 19, 20261h 40m

  How’s Our Driving? CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that smells like cigarettes, redesign funeral traditions, and reveal the worst possible advice for getting dismissed from jury duty. We start with one of those questions that sounds simple until two grown men spend several minutes destroying the English language over it: How long do you have to possess something that is not yours before it officially becomes yours? From there, David and Chris compare their current lives to what their younger selves expected, attempt to spell the sound of a public hand dryer, and investigate the mysterious DoorDash refund algorithm after Chris receives groceries that absolutely reek of cigarette smoke. That somehow leads into Italian ice, Jeremiah’s versus Luigi’s, and a round of Harry Potter-themed Would You Rather questions that forces the hosts to make decisions no Hogwarts guidance counselor could responsibly endorse. Then David presents a list of things society should normalize, including: • Pregaming before work • Sending “you’re welcome” cards • Taking the bouquet off a coffin and tossing it into the crowd to determine who kicks the bucket next Traditional etiquette had a decent run. Chris also alerts everyone to a meteor shower and lunar eclipse happening that night, only for David to point out that the episode will not be released for another week. So enjoy this extremely useful astronomy update about something you already missed. The episode continues with two rounds of Rapid Fire Trivia, including questions that gradually abandon trivia and become riddles designed specifically to make Chris look confused. Then the guys debut Show & Tell, revealing random items they never knew the other owned. Later, they attempt an Alphabet Conversation game, where every response must begin with the next letter of the alphabet. Maintaining a normal conversation was already difficult. Adding alphabetical restrictions does not improve matters. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about sounds that trigger immediate rage, and the best thing to say to escape jury duty. It’s Harry Potter hypotheticals, bizarre social etiquette, delayed space news, trivia, jury duty strategies, DoorDash complaints, and two friends proving that any harmless question can become a 15-minute investigation. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic conversations, dark humor, AskReddit stories, trivia games, ridiculous hypotheticals, and life advice that should never be used in court, you’re in the right place. WATCH NOW BEFORE YOUR JURY SUMMONS ARRIVES Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 03:20 - WHEN DOES SOMETHING THAT ISN’T YOURS BECOME YOURS? 08:46 - WHAT WOULD SURPRISE YOUR YOUNGER SELF THE MOST? 12:36 - HOW WOULD YOU SPELL THE SOUND OF A HAND DRYER? 14:24 - THE CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH ORDER 19:25 - WOULD YOU RATHER: HARRY POTTER EDITION 27:47 - THINGS SOCIETY SHOULD NORMALIZE 40:02 - THE METEOR SHOWER YOU ALREADY MISSED 47:03 - RAPID FIRE TRIVIA 52:42 - SHOW & TELL 1:02:45 - THE ALPHABET CONVERSATION GAME 1:07:01 - THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:11:03 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT SOUND IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERS PURE RAGE? 1:20:47 - ASK REDDIT: WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET OUT OF JURY DUTY? 1:28:55 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:31:26 - THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:35:00 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #HarryPotter #WouldYouRather #RapidFireTrivia #JuryDuty #DoorDash #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLife Support the show

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  Episode #131

  #131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?

  Aug 12, 20261h 38m

  How’s Our Driving? BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into a conversation about blind people selecting gasoline. Education was attempted. Results may vary. Chris starts by explaining Panera’s Hometown Heroes campaign, which involved driving around his district handing out coupons to schools, veterans, and first responders. David immediately complains that he never received any veteran coupons when he lived nearby, only to learn this is the first year of the program. The outrage lasted approximately four seconds. From there, we ask the questions adulthood apparently forgot to answer: • Do you clean while cooking or leave the kitchen looking like a crime scene until afterward? • Which skill would you instantly master if you could skip all the practice? Chris also arrives prepared with Harry Potter-themed dad jokes, combining two things David usually enjoys into something considerably worse. Then the episode heads into sports. David gives his unsolicited thoughts on the new Women’s Professional Baseball League and whether another attempt at professional women’s baseball can succeed. The discussion begins because of a painfully awkward national anthem performance where players, coaches, fans, and even umpires appeared to be fighting for their lives not to laugh. Other highlights include: • Trying to spot a hidden image inside an optical illusion • Admitting to things we now do after swearing we never would • Figuring out whether Braille uses individual letters, complete words, or both • Chris briefly suggesting blind people need Braille to select gasoline • Exploring Merriam-Webster’s Time Traveler feature • Filling in the missing words from bizarre news headlines • A round of “Fast Money” • Guessing movies from screenshots containing lightning We eventually return to the Braille discussion to ask whether it is its own language or changes depending on the language being represented. Somehow, the second attempt is marginally more intelligent than the first. A low bar was cleared, but cleared nonetheless. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about movies that are so bad they become entertaining and the everyday challenges people with ADD or ADHD experience, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History. It’s Harry Potter jokes, baseball arguments, optical illusions, strange language questions, movie trivia, and two grown men discovering that knowing a subject exists does not mean they understand even one part of it. If you like comedy podcasts with spontaneous banter, dad jokes, pop-culture games, AskReddit stories, movie trivia, and conversations that confidently wander into topics nobody researched beforehand, you’re in the right place. WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS BRAILLE ON A GAS PUMP Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 7:40 – DO YOU CLEAN WHILE YOU COOK? 9:25 – CLEANING WHILE COOKING 12:26 – WHICH SKILL WOULD YOU MASTER INSTANTLY? 15:15 – HARRY-POTTER THEMED DAD JOKES 18:37 – WPBL 27:27 – WHAT DO YOU SEE? 30:31 – WHAT DO YOU DO THAT YOU SWORE YOU NEVER WOULD? 34:25 – UNCONTRACTED BRAILLE 38:22 – MERIAM-WEBSTER TIME TRAVELER 45:13 – FILL IN THE MISSING NEWS HEADLINE 50:51 – FAST MONEY 56:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 59:45 – IS BRAILLE ITS OWN LANGUAGE? 1:04:01 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT MOVIE IS SO BAD, IT’S GOOD? 1:10:46 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DO PEOPLE WITH ADD/ADHD STRUGGLE WITH? 1:27:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:29:53 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:32:37 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HarryPotter #DadJokes #Braille #ADHD #MovieTrivia #WomensBaseball #OpticalIllusion #AskReddit #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations Support the show

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  Episode #130

  #130 PORK CHOPS & APPLESAUCE

  Aug 5, 20261h 21m

  How’s Our Driving? BABY GOAT TRANSFORMATIONS, THE KEVIN BACON THEORY & REAL-LIFE DAMAGE POINTS ! This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the ideal time to involuntarily transform into a baby goat, determine how long an unpaid favor remains legally collectible, and apply video game damage points to the everyday injuries that make adulthood unnecessarily hostile. We kick things off with a completely reasonable hypothetical: Every time the hour hand reaches two specific numbers, you transform into a baby goat for 60 minutes. Which two hours are you choosing? From there, the hosts debate how long someone can wait before cashing in a favor. Does a favor expire? Can someone wait ten years and suddenly collect? Is there a statute of limitations on helping somebody move a couch? Society has failed to establish rules, so naturally two podcast hosts must handle it. Then David shares the touching milestone every parent quietly hopes to avoid: his two-year-old daughter saying her first curse word. Parenting remains a beautiful journey filled with love, growth, and desperately trying not to laugh at the wrong moment. The episode then moves into movies, celebrity connections, and unnecessary remakes: • Johnny Depp is apparently playing Ebenezer Scrooge in another version of A Christmas Carol • The guys explore the Six Degrees of Separation theory • They play a game based on actors’ Kevin Bacon numbers • And they attempt to find the movie with the most distant connection to Kevin Bacon Because somewhere along the way, society appointed Kevin Bacon as the central nervous system of Hollywood. The games continue when Chris shows David realistic versions of famous cartoon houses and challenges him to identify the original cartoons. Then David introduces real-life video game logic, assigning damage points to experiences like biting your tongue, stepping on something painful, and biting a chip vertically. Some injuries hurt. Others deserve a boss-health bar and dramatic background music. We also revisit Chris’s inability to distinguish National Security from Blue Streak , despite them being separate movies that merely share the advanced cinematic concept of “comedy involving law enforcement.” Later, David faces a rapid-fire food and drink challenge where he must choose one item from every row as quickly as possible, proving that even ordering imaginary food can become a high-pressure competitive sport. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about fake movie and television bands we’d actually listen to, the most unprofessional things doctors have ever said, celebrity birthdays, and This Day in History. It’s movie trivia, parenting stories, cartoon nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, food choices, Kevin Bacon mathematics, and two grown men treating minor injuries like they require downloadable health packs. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, movie games, nostalgic cartoons, AskReddit stories, weird hypotheticals, and conversations that go from toddler profanity to Hollywood connectivity without warning… you’re in the right place. WATCH NOW BEFORE THE NEXT BABY-GOAT TRANSFORMATION WINDOW Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 4:09 – WHICH TWO HOURS WOULD YOU TRANSFORM INTO A BABY GOAT? 8:11 – HOW LONG BEFORE AN OWED FAVOR EXPIRES? 12:01 – DAVID’S DAUGHTER SAYS HER FIRST CURSE WORD 18:39 – JOHNNY DEPP’S NEW CHRISTMAS CAROL REMAKE 20:28 – THE BACON NUMBER 31:11 – HOW MUCH REAL-LIFE DAMAGE DO THESE THINGS CAUSE? 39:52 – NATIONAL SECURITY 43:21 – RAPID-FIRE FOOD & DRINK CHOICES 55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 58:23 – ASK REDDIT: FAKE BANDS WE’D ACTUALLY LISTEN TO 1:04:59 – ASK REDDIT: THE MOST UNPROFESSIONAL THING A DOCTOR SAID 1:10:49 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:15:38 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:18:18 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #KevinBacon #MovieTrivia #AskReddit #CartoonTrivia #WouldYouRather #ParentingHumor #PopCulture #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show

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  Episode #129

  #129 12 POUNDS OF HAM & A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER

  Jul 29, 20261h 28m

  How’s Our Driving? 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and determine which fictional villain would be least likely to murder us during a million-dollar chase. We start with the joys of getting older, including the realization that eating pizza can now have consequences extending far beyond mild regret. From there, David asks why humanity has developed reusable rockets, artificial intelligence, and tiny computers for our pockets, but still hasn’t invented a tire that survives more than a few years. Then comes the question nobody knew needed answering: If everyone in the world suddenly stopped sneezing, how long would it take before anyone noticed? The episode somehow becomes even less dignified when David explains that one of his dogs may have previously been eating more than 500 pounds of dog poop per year. We also get into: • Mississippi pot roast and the confusing identity of cottage pie • A bizarre family-history book containing names, addresses, and Social Security numbers • Guessing classic 1990s commercials from only the opening line • The surprisingly economic origins of “Baa Baa Black Sheep” • And a game where Chris must guess questions that never actually existed Then David explains, at approximately a kindergarten level, that “II” and “Jr,” are the same thing, before attempting to identify celebrities using nothing but close-up pictures of their eyes. Because regular trivia was apparently too respectful. David also reveals his 3D Print of the Week, a six-pack beer carrier with a fitted ice pack, before the hosts tackle one of space history’s biggest branding questions: why is Neil Armstrong so much more famous than Buzz Aldrin? Finally, the guys hold The Ultimate Mascot Draft, selecting the greatest mascots from sports, brands, entertainment, and every other bizarre corner of society where adults decided a giant costume would improve public relations. We wrap things up with This Week’s Pour Choices, AskReddit questions about modern Gen Z problems and the exact moment people realized they were far too stoned, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History. It’s childhood nostalgia, weird history, dog-related horror, celebrity trivia, fictional villains, and two grown men applying unnecessary mathematical analysis to situations nobody wanted quantified. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, funny trivia, nostalgic commercials, mascot debates, AskReddit stories, and conversations that go from pizza digestion to moon-landing fame without warning… you’re in the right place. WATCH NOW BEFORE THE FICTIONAL VILLAIN STARTS HIS 24-HOUR SHIFT Chapters 00:00 – INTRO 2:12 – GETTING OLDER, EATING PIZZA & BOWEL CONSEQUENCES 3:53 – WHY HAVEN’T WE INVENTED TIRES THAT LAST FOREVER? 8:03 – WHAT IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD STOPPED SNEEZING? 10:50 – BOBBIN’ FOR CRAPPLES 13:54 – MISSISSIPPI POT ROAST 20:30 – THE SUSPICIOUS FAMILY-HISTORY BOOK 28:09 – GUESS THE CLASSIC 1990S COMMERCIAL 32:33 – THE REAL MEANING BEHIND “BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP” 34:46 – GUESS THE QUESTION FROM AN ANSWER 39:51 – LEARNING HOW “II” AND “JR.” WORK 41:08 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK: SIX-PACK BEER CARRIER 42:31 – WHY IS NEIL ARMSTRONG MORE FAMOUS THAN BUZZ ALDRIN? 46:55 – $1 MILLION, BUT A FICTIONAL VILLAIN CHASES YOU 50:23 – THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT 58:34 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES 1:00:36 – ASK REDDIT: GEN Z PROBLEMS THAT DIDN’T EXIST 20 YEARS AGO 1:05:58 – ASK REDDIT: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE TOO STONED? 1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:17:50 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY 1:20:48 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #MascotDraft #AskReddit #NeilArmstrong #BuzzAldrin #CelebrityTrivia #90sNostalgia #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show

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