Relatively Terrible

Relatively Terrible is the Uploads of Fun family questioning today's culture with humor and just enough dysfunction to feel relatable.

Relatively Terrible is a comedy podcast hosted by Uploads of Fun, with 32 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Uploads of Fun hosts Relatively Terrible, a comedy show with 32 episodes published.

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  Episode #10

  We Rank Our Top Ten Fears And Roast Each Other

  Aug 15, 202628 minS2

  Watch The Video Version Here. Bad drivers win our fear list so fast it’s honestly depressing. We sit down as a family and build a top ten fears ranking from scratch, which means we don’t just confess what scares us, we also interrogate whether those fears are rational, irrational, or just the result of one terrible childhood memory that never let go. The arguments get loud, the logic gets questionable, and the honesty hits harder than we expect. We get weirdly specific (yes, socks on stairs makes the list for a minute), then go straight into the big stuff: drowning and the pure panic of losing your breath, claustrophobia and the nightmare of getting stuck, fear of heights that shows up in real life more often than you’d like, and the anxiety spiral that comes with getting sick and realizing how fragile the body can be. We also talk about back injuries as a fear because pain can erase your normal life overnight, and we get real about money stress and the fear of being poor when responsibility is on your shoulders. After the bonus round locks in our final top ten fears, we change gears and try a few wild Target finds, including Buffalo Wild Wings flavored Pringles and Coors Light beer cheese Cheez-Its, with quick ratings and strong opinions. If you like family banter, comedy, and surprisingly thoughtful takes on everyday anxiety, hit play, subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review. What fear would you put at number one? Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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  Episode #9

  The Top 10 Worst Things About School From Lunch To Bullies

  Aug 8, 202621 minS2

  Watch The Video Version Here. The fastest way to start an argument in our house is to say “school is the greatest invention of mankind,” because we can list a top 50 set of reasons it isn’t. So we turned it into a game: each of us wrote down our worst things about school, tossed them in a hat, and built a Top 10 list on the fly without knowing what was coming next. It gets chaotic, honest, and weirdly therapeutic. We go straight at the daily stuff that shapes student life more than any textbook: wasted time, troublemakers who derail the whole class, school lunch (including the occasional “this is kinda fire” exception), dress codes and uniforms that feel like a mood killer, and bullying that schools still struggle to stop. Then we hit the rules that make you ask who these systems are built for, including “Red Cup Green Cup,” a lunch policy where kids can’t talk for part of the period. Our #1 pick is the one that sets everyone off: bathroom access. We talk about why telling kids to wait isn’t discipline, why it’s not “real life,” and how basic needs should never be treated like a privilege. After we lock the list, we lighten things up with what was good this week: Spider-Man, X-Men ’97, a new burger spot, concerts, and the eternal debate over what counts as “new” music. If you’ve ever had a hall pass power trip story, a lunchroom rule that made no sense, or a school policy you still hate as an adult, hit play and then share your own. Subscribe, leave a review, and send this to the friend who always got told “you can wait.” What’s the worst thing about school in your experience? Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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  Relatively Terrible

  Marvel Top 10 & Spider-Man: Brand New Day Review

  Aug 1, 202618 min

  Watch The Video Version Here. We decided to celebrate Spider-Man Brand New Day the only way our family knows how: by starting a fight with a blind-draft Top 10 Marvel movies ranking. We throw all our personal MCU favorites into a hat, pull them at random, and have to place each movie on a shared list with no clue what’s coming next. That means big swings, instant regret, and the kind of arguments only people who’ve rewatched these films way too many times can have. From Avengers Endgame’s “is it great or just the last hour?” debate to why Guardians of the Galaxy still feels like lightning in a bottle, we land on a final top ten that includes Infinity War, Avengers 2012, Captain America Civil War, Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther, and more. The bonus round gets brutal because once a movie moves, it’s locked, and the reactions are exactly as dramatic as that rule sounds. Then we shift into a spoiler-free Spider-Man Brand New Day review. We talk street-level Spider-Man energy, how Punisher plays off Peter Parker, the excitement of finally getting classic Hulk again, and the choices that work visually even when we disagree on villains, casting, or runtime. We wrap by rating the movie on our Relatively Terrible scale and comparing scores across the family. Subscribe to Relatively Terrible, share this with your favorite Marvel arguer, and leave a review with your own Top 10 MCU list and your Brand New Day rating. Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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  Episode #7

  We Build A Top 10 Fast Food List Without Knowing What Is Next

  Jul 25, 202615 minS2

  Watch The Video Version Here. A single fast food pick is easy. Ranking ten of them while pulling names from a hat, with no clue what’s coming next, is where things get messy. We build our family Top 10 fast food restaurants in real time, arguing value, freshness, “road trip reliability,” and whether a place you eat in secret automatically belongs at number ten. The result is part food review, part family comedy, and part strategy game where every slot you lock in could come back to haunt you. Along the way we get into the big hitters and the polarizing staples: where McDonald’s and Wendy’s really belong, why Raising Cane’s earns points for consistency, and why Shake Shack is the kind of quick service stop you should literally plan a detour for. We also talk about the fuzzy line between “fast food” and “quick service,” especially once Chipotle enters the conversation and everyone suddenly has opinions about what counts. Then comes the bonus round, and the gloves come off. Honorable mentions like Chick-fil-A, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Five Guys turn into last-minute power moves under a strict rule: one change each, and once a spot is changed it’s locked forever. We cap it off with “what was good this week,” sharing thoughts on The Odyssey, new shows, guilty-watch movies, chiropractor weirdness, and recent music drops. Listen, pick your side, and then help us settle it: subscribe, share the episode with a fellow fast food debater, and leave a review. What chain is your personal number one? Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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  Episode #6

  We Argue Our Way To A Top 10 Shows List

  Jul 18, 202613 minS2

  Watch The Video Version Here. A Top 10 TV shows list should be easy, right up until four people try to agree on one ranking without knowing what show is coming next. We dump our picks into a hat, draw them blind, and have to place each series on the board on the spot. That one rule turns a fun idea into a full-on family debate about what “best” even means. We get into comfort rewatches like Brooklyn Nine-Nine, long-running animated staples like Bob’s Burgers, and the risk of ranking an unfinished prestige drama like Severance. Then we hit the heavyweights and the lightning rods: Freaks and Geeks and its one-season legacy, the pull of X-Men ’97, and why Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad keep showing up when people talk about elite TV writing and character work. After we reveal the first draft of the list, we add a bonus round where each of us gets one move. That’s when honorable mentions like Arrested Development, Trollhunters, Gravity Falls, and The Bear shake everything up and we lock in a final family Top 10. If you love TV rankings, pop culture arguments, and figuring out what makes a show truly rewatchable, hit play, then subscribe, share this with a friend, and leave a review with your own #1 pick. Fighting The Suck Since ©2026 Relatively Terrible

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