Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs. Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

Roasty Toasty Ghosty is a comedy podcast hosted by Lauren & Mattias, with 196 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Lauren & Mattias hosts Roasty Toasty Ghosty, a comedy show with 196 episodes published.

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  Episode #195

  #195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly

  Aug 18, 20261h 5m

  Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s timeline, plus the small daily annoyances that somehow feel huge when you’re tired and hungry. • cold open chaos about leaving mid-recording and scrambling for a title • nostalgic talk about 1995 movies and why some franchises get too emotional • Jackie Chan movie night recap and how teen villain plots keep repeating • travel and ticket stress stories including getting left by a train • getting sucked back into The Sims and laughing at in-game disasters • birthday plans, trampoline park energy, and fast food disappointment • reviews of I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry and The Terminal • honest update about ending the podcast soon and why it feels right • OpenEyes advice for back-to-school anxiety, social awkwardness, and getting lost • what not to do on day one and how to apologize and reset Thank you for listening to this episode. Feel free to follow us for the next five episodes that we make because that's cool if you like to do things like that. Send us a text. What's ruining your life and uh other than us quitting. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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  Episode #194

  194: Cappuccino Worm

  Aug 11, 202655 min

  Send us Fan Mail We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the table before we turn Cards Against Humanity prompts into interactive AI stories that get way too real and way too weird. • revisiting 1994 movies and a weekend box office snapshot • breaking down 90s diet culture and the low-fat carb era • naming peak 1994 snacks like Lunchables and toaster strudels • talking top songs and the grunge-to-mainstream fashion shift • celebrating fun socks and the mystery of stolen socks • sharing a Gothenburg getaway, boats, museums, and amusement park trauma • reviewing Hubie Halloween and why it still lands • reviewing Splash and the mermaid rom-com formula • wishing for more “stupid” Tom Hanks comedies • using Cards Against Humanity to generate branching AI stories • ending with what’s ruining our lives this week If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghostie Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsproutes, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists. Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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  Episode #193

  #193: Snaps His Fingers

  Aug 4, 202645 min

  Send us Fan Mail We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, admitting what’s currently “ruining” our lives, and leaving with a simple recipe for a perfect night. • Cold open jokes about hiding problems and pretending it never happened • Weekly recap with bowling, candy-store temptation, buying a TV, mini golf, an amusement park, and horse volunteering • Thoughts on The Bachelor Party as a stupid-funny Tom Hanks comedy with standout bits and peak raunch • Thoughts on Sandy Wexler with cameos everywhere, Jennifer Hudson, and Weird Al as the highlight • Interactive bedtime story with a tiny door, a fox guide, and a cloud bakery full of dreamy desserts • “Recipe for a perfect night” built from a safe place, a person to share it with, and a feeling to carry home • Favorite movies from 1993 and why Jurassic Park still wins • What’s currently ruining our lives: feeling fat, not eating well, procrastination, and laziness So make sure that you are following and subscribing and stuff so you don't miss it If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month Consider supporting us on Buzzsproutes, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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  Episode #192

  #192: Fish Pie

  Jul 28, 202647 min

  Send us Fan Mail We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology readings that accidentally turn into a real talk on communication, boundaries, and how we handle conflict. • Train trip recap with playground priorities, candy, ice cream, and tired bodies • Why travel feels exhausting, headaches, nausea, and the sitting still problem • The Week Of review, chaos comedy pacing, uneven jokes, and standout scenes • Cast callouts, awkward breakfast assumptions, and what made us laugh • The Money Pit review, renovation stress as comedy, and relationship sabotage vibes • AI astrology readings for Gemini and Pisces, big three basics, and what felt accurate • Compatibility talk, head versus heart, logic versus feelings, and setting boundaries • What’s ruining our lives right now, vacation drift and bodies being uncomfortable please uh follow us so that you can catch the next episode Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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  Episode #190

  #190

  Jul 14, 202617 min

  Send us Fan Mail We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell us what to do next. • Work jokes about never stopping until you hit the wall • Travel timing, being tired, and whether Tuesday is realistic • Big as a Tom Hanks rewatch with wish fulfillment and toy-company fantasy • The romance angle in Big and why it reads creepy now • Surprise cast sightings and why cameos change a watch list • You Don’t Mess With The Zohan as dumb fun with a shelf life • What 2000s comedy could never be made today you people should uh like and sus subscribe and whatever people say and um comment. Give us a comment and say what we should do for next week's episode. Give us a challenge. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

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