Robert and Kalyn GET RICH!

Welcome to the world’s only comedy personal finance podcast! Robert and Kalyn discuss money and life, have fun, and look at potential investments - usually with limited success! If you think the problem with most personal finance shows is that they have too much expertise, you have come to the right place.

Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 100 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Robert and Kalyn GET RICH!, a comedy show with 100 episodes published.

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  Episode #99

  Celebrating Episode 100 by Doing Nothing! | Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep. 100

  Aug 14, 20261h 18m

  ️ Welcome to Episode 100 of Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! We made it to Episode 100… so naturally, we celebrated by doing absolutely nothing. In this special 100th episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into a chaotic mix of **stock market investing, personal finance, portfolio performance, business, history, sports, pop culture, and plenty of funny commentary.** We talk about the legendary **Cincinnati Red Stockings**, the bizarre history of the **Cleveland Spiders**, Kip Winger and the enduring awkwardness of “17,” presidential stock-trading statistics, war logistics, and the absurdly complicated board game *Campaign for North Africa*. Then comes the main event: a 100-episode portfolio review. Robert and Kalyn revisit their investment picks, discuss winners and losers, debate whether to buy, sell, or hold, and examine companies and themes including **Cameco, Howmet, Citigroup, Alcoa, SpaceX, Microsoft, Chewy, Procter & Gamble, Novo Nordisk, uranium, gold, silver, Bitcoin, Tesla, Ford, Costco, cybersecurity, and AI.** **What happened to the portfolio?** Which investments worked? Which picks became disasters? What should be sold, held, or doubled down on? Which stocks delivered the biggest wins? The episode wraps up with a look toward the future and a teaser for a revamped **Next Century Future Forecast Fund**. If you enjoy **finance podcasts, investing discussions, stock market commentary, personal finance, business podcasts, comedy podcasts, and entertaining conversations**, you're in the right place. Episode Chapters 00:00 Episode 100 Kickoff 02:03 Baseball vs Football 04:19 Cincinnati Red Stockings 09:39 Cleveland Spiders Names 11:45 Kip Winger Update 24:29 Trump Trading Stats 28:46 War Fatigue Talk 34:22 Campaign for North Africa 38:52 Portfolio Review Begins 39:39 Reddit Position Check 41:44 Novo Nordisk Reality Check 43:23 Ozempic Rivalry and Valuation 44:25 Disaster Picks and Bagholding 46:44 Portfolio Scorecard and Big Wins 47:40 Chewy Debate and Exit 49:19 Uranium and Other Rotations 58:10 Ford Tesla Pair Trade 01:02:22 Cybersecurity and Water Hacks 01:04:39 Gold Versus Bitcoin 01:08:06 Alcoa Love and Option Flyers 01:12:41 Costco Conviction and AI Shorts 01:15:08 SpaceX Pop and Microsoft Trim 01:16:00 Next Century Fund Farewell Looking for serious motivation? You may want to go somewhere else. Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! is a funny and entertaining podcast where investing, finance, business, current events, and completely unexpected topics collide. Like the video if you enjoyed Episode 100. Comment with your favorite investment discussion from the episode. Subscribe and turn on notifications for more Robert & Kalyn GET RICH! episodes. Follow / Listen Podcast: https://shorturl.at/uT623 YouTube: https://shorturl.at/BiLuI Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 TikTok: https://shorturl.at/MlhjM Instagram: https://shorturl.at/TqGCX #Podcast #FinancePodcast #Investing #StockMarket #PersonalFinance #ComedyPodcast #BusinessPodcast #StockInvesting #FinancialLiteracy #Episode100

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  Episode #98

  Stock Market Roller Coaster: Six Flags $FUN | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-99

  Aug 9, 20261h 2m

  In episode 99 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Podcast (a rare Sunday release after nearly seven weeks), Robert and Kalyn banter about liking/subscribing, mental-health benefits of the show, and an email from “Jonah Morningstar” pitching a credit-management guest. They riff on Texas A&M traditions, alumni donations, college admissions and the Common App, and Scott Galloway’s focus on access plus a stat about reproduction rates. Business and market topics include Builder AI allegedly being humans behind the curtain, an Australian family delivering a corpse to a bank for “proof of death,” the U.S. State Department’s botched Africa map, SK Hynix’s AI-driven profit surge, Korea’s speculative investing culture, and their own SpaceX losses. They review Six Flags/Cedar Fair ($FUN), discuss FastPass pricing, scan the slide deck, then add $FUN to their portfolio and tease episode 100. 00:00 Episode 99 Kickoff 00:56 Like And Subscribe Chaos 02:00 Therapist And Squeaky Chair 03:05 Jonah Morningstar Pitch 05:15 Andrea Versus Hobbies 06:24 Aggie Traditions And Whoops 10:19 College Donations And Access 11:57 Common App Application Frenzy 15:02 Kaylin College Storytime 16:49 Builder AI And Corpse Banking 21:00 SK Hynix And Korea Speculation 27:41 State Department Africa Map 30:16 Dating Filters And Galloway 32:50 Reproduction Stats Reality Check 34:00 Yodeling Meets Metal 34:38 Top Paid Podcasters Breakdown 37:34 Going Full Time Podcasting 38:33 Stock of the Week Six Flags 40:23 Six Flags Deck Deep Dive 42:26 FastPass Pricing Psychology 47:08 Underperforming Parks Problem 54:03 Ticker FUN Stock Check 57:51 SpaceX Chart Whiplash 59:02 Updating the Portfolio 01:01:09 Wrap Up And Next Episode

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  Episode #97

  Bringing Sexy Back - Walmart! | the Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Podcast | EP-98

  Jun 26, 202656 min

  In Episode 98 of the Robert and Kalyn Get Rich Show (June 20), Robert and Kalyn—who repeatedly stress they don’t give financial advice—bounce from Kalyn’s midday soccer-beer buzz and a Sweden vs. Netherlands game to family chatter about sleep habits, snoring, and their mom’s horrified reaction to Chiara’s new tattoo. They joke about long-distance calling, Uncle Ed’s spinal surgery and weight loss, and riff on Kevin Warsh replacing Jerome Powell as Fed chair after promising Trump lower rates, only for the Fed to keep rates unchanged. Kalyn recaps the docuseries “Big Girls Wanted,” including the show’s extreme preferences and nicknames like “Pork Chop” and “Piggy,” plus mention of assault allegations. The stock segment reviews Walmart’s earnings slides, growth and margins, but they ultimately pass on buying WMT, complaining about non-GAAP spin, store vibes, and comparing Walmart and Target. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:53 Soccer Bar And Day Drinking 03:45 Andrea Calls And Love Languages 05:34 Long Distance Sleep Talk 07:54 Mom Reacts To Tattoo 10:24 Auntie Chaos And Uncle Ed 11:48 Spinal Surgery And Drinking 12:54 Kevin Warsh Fed Gossip 15:56 Billion Dollar Buildings Debate 17:52 Elon Musk And Charity Rant 20:09 Trump Accounts And Baby Money 24:21 Libertarian Philosophy Explained 25:00 Spotify Followers Roast 26:08 Big Girls Wanted Docuseries 29:25 Warsh Wife And Billionaire Ties 30:32 Integrity Confession 30:51 Walmart Stock Pick 32:53 Guidance And Growth 34:43 Margins Expenses EPS 37:28 Cash Flow And Slides 39:17 US Segment Breakdown 41:14 International And Sam's Club 48:42 Valuation Buy Or Pass 50:20 Portfolio Update Regrets 52:00 Retail Ethics Target Rant 55:05 Wrap Up And Disclaimer

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  Episode #96

  Is it All a Bubble? NVIDIA | The Robert and Kalyn GET RICH comedy podcast | Ep-96

  Jun 19, 20261h 8m

  In episode 96 of the Robert and Kalen Get Rich Show (June 9), Robert and Kalyn banter from Cleveland and Houston while reiterating they don’t provide financial advice. They riff on power laws in sports and drafting, AI’s impact on entry-level work, and tool preferences like ChatGPT vs Claude, plus a betting market site and viral Hunter Biden jokes. Robert revisits SpaceX’s potential IPO, sharing Schwab allocation rules, skepticism about bubble pricing, and fear of a broader market drop, including the S-1’s heavy use of pictures and a claimed $40T addressable market. They detour into a “female delusion calculator” about dating standards and height statistics. The episode then shifts to NVIDIA, mocking its slide decks, chip codenames (Blackwell, Rubin, Feynman), and investor confusion, briefly checking valuation, recent performance, and speculating how a SpaceX IPO could pressure mega-cap stocks. They close with jokes about “balls of steel,” portfolios, and SPY gains. 00:00 Show Intro And Disclaimers 01:59 Sports Power Law Talk 03:42 AI Interns And Tools 06:28 Kalshi And Hunter Biden 08:15 SpaceX IPO Hype Check 11:45 Market Bubble Fears 14:15 SpaceX TAM And Pictures 16:34 Phones Listening Siri Rant 20:14 Sam Altman Name Confusion 21:45 Female Delusion Calculator 29:19 Height Extremes And Gigantism 34:18 NVIDIA Stock Of The Week 38:52 Graph Goes Up Comedy 39:34 Data Center CapEx Explosion 42:04 Pretty Pictures Not Proof 43:07 AI Scaling Buzzwords 43:56 Robots Factories and Full Stack 45:14 Chip Names and Sandwiches 47:25 MLPerf Wins and Investor Confusion 49:46 OpenAI Partnership and Gigawatts 51:25 Bobblehead Management Slide 53:46 Useful AI and Agent Harness 56:26 Love List and AI Factory Revenue 58:31 Stock Check Valuation and SpaceX Impact 01:06:51 Wrap Up Disclaimer and Signoff 👉 Connect with us: 💡 Don't forget to: Like this video if you were entertained! Comment your thoughts or questions below. Subscribe for more of our Funny Podcast ✅ Follow on my social platforms 🛑 Podcast : https://shorturl.at/uT623 🛑 YouTube : https://shorturl.at/BiLuI 🛑 Facebook: https://shorturl.at/0xOX1 🛑 TikTok : https://shorturl.at/MlhjM 🛑 Instagram : https://shorturl.at/TqGCX Tune in, and let’s explore the world together! 📢 Keywords global news,Nvidia, AI bubble, U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, generative AI, genetic AI, OpenAI, Gemini,AI advancements, investment concerns, technology, Are we in AI bubble, Nvidia CEO on AI bubble, NVIDIA Stock Analysis,Is Nvidia a Bubble,SpaceX IPO Hype,AI Market Bubble,Nvidia Valuation 2026,Robert and Kalyn Get Rich,Tech Stock Market Crash, ChatGPT vs Claude AI, Finance Comedy Podcast #NVIDIA #SpaceXIPO #InvestingComedy

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  Episode #95

  Controversies! Reese's and SpaceX | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Ep-95

  Jun 11, 20261h 7m

  🚀 Welcome back to Robert and Kalyn GET RICH! | Episode 95 In this episode, Robert and Kalyn dive into everything from the Reese's Peanut Butter controversy and breakfast culture to a deep analysis of SpaceX’s potential IPO, Starlink, AI, investing, market manipulation concerns, and the future of space-based technologies. Is SpaceX the investment opportunity of a lifetime, or are investors overlooking major risks? We break down the numbers, discuss valuation concerns, explore SpaceX's mission, and analyze what an IPO could mean for everyday investors. 🔥 Topics Covered: ✅ Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy ✅ Breakfast & Cereal Culture ✅ College ROI Rankings ✅ Gift Giving Successes & Disasters ✅ SpaceX IPO Analysis ✅ Starlink Satellite Network ✅ AI & Computing Power ✅ SpaceX Financials & Valuation ✅ Market Manipulation Concerns ✅ S&P 500 Rule Changes ✅ Space Data Centers ✅ Grok AI Integration ✅ Asteroid Mining Possibilities ✅ Investment Strategies & Portfolio Reviews ⏰ Timestamps: 00:00 Show Introduction 02:50 Sandwich Philosophy 04:44 Reese's Peanut Butter Controversy 11:20 Cereal and Breakfast Culture 13:06 College ROI Rankings 17:14 Perfect Gift for Men 19:58 Gift Giving Disasters 23:57 SpaceX IPO Filing Review 26:22 SpaceX Launch Statistics 27:17 Starlink Satellite Network 28:57 AI and Computing Power 30:57 SpaceX Mission Statement 34:26 SpaceX IPO Overview 35:02 Valuation Concerns 36:07 Operational Losses Revealed 37:03 Price to Earnings Problem 38:34 IPO Underwriting Process 39:49 Index Fund Impact 40:54 S&P Rule Changes 42:17 Market Manipulation Concerns 43:24 Retirement Account Exposure 44:39 IPO Timing Debate 45:56 S&P Requirements Waived 47:08 SEC Filing Pictures 49:01 Space Data Centers 50:21 Grok AI Integration 51:11 Species Level Redundancy 54:18 Future Markets Analysis 56:19 Asteroid Mining Plans 57:38 Investment Decision Time 58:58 Two Week Strategy 59:52 Exit Strategy Theory 01:00:31 Investor Returns Calculation 01:01:24 Portfolio Check In 01:02:47 Past Portfolio Review 01:04:11 Final Thoughts 👍 Like, Comment & Subscribe for more investing insights, market analysis, and wealth-building discussions! #SpaceXIPO #SpaceX #Starlink #Investing #StockMarket #RobertAndKalynGetRich #FinancePodcast #WealthBuilding #ElonMusk #AI #StockAnalysis #BusinessNews #PersonalFinance #InvestmentStrategy #SpaceTechnology

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