Sorry For The Delay

Discretion is Subjective. We are just a simple podcast with small dreams of bright lights and happy faces. We start each episode with a look inside our cups, followed by a toast to whatever maybe going on this week. Sometimes we tell stories about our lives other times we rant about which Halloween candy is the best. All in the shortness of an hour, we hope to bring you some laughter, so please join us on our journey to the big times.

Sorry For The Delay is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 114 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Sorry For The Delay | EP.147 | Smoked Berries, Dead Stars & Target Jackpot

  Aug 18, 20261h 8m

  This week, Joshua brings smoked three-berry whiskey, a casino trip & a hilltop hike, while Sean cracks open a strawberry-pineapple vodka seltzer before investigating whether certain bathroom legends have quietly gone extinct (breakfast buffets are apparently keeping the rumor alive). Then it’s childhood nostalgia, disappointing remakes, rapid-fire hypotheticals & three suspiciously valuable Killer Klowns Funkos proving Joshua’s Target habit may actually have a business plan. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Minus 196 Strawberry Pineapple vodka seltzer, 5% Joshua: Wild Three Berry & Cherrywood Smoked Whiskey with blackberries, raspberries & blueberries -RECIPES- Wild Three Berry & Cherrywood Smoked Whiskey: • whiskey • blackberries • raspberries • blueberries • cherrywood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Midnight Vein” (Lyrics by Joshua with AI assistance.) -CHAT WITH US- Quick Trip, Don’t Trip Watching Stars Die If You Could / Would You Rather Signs To Remember Someone By -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.147 Intro, California Uniform & August Energy 02:07 What’s In Our Cup - Three Berry Whiskey & Strawberry Pineapple Seltzer 06:49 Question Of The Week - The Disappearing Bathroom Legend 10:53 Casino Trip, Breaking Even & 108-Degree Golf 12:57 Chat With Us - Hiking, Nostalgia & Rapid-Fire Questions 13:50 Quick Trip, Don’t Trip - Hilltop Hike & Inspiration Point 19:43 Watching Stars Die - Nostalgia, Remakes & Childhood Favorites 26:32 Point Break, Star Wars, Avatar & The Remake Problem 35:16 AI Song Of The Week - “Midnight Vein” 41:15 If You Could / Would You Rather - Spaghetti Hair & Horse-Sized Ducks 51:52 Signs To Remember Someone By 56:45 Fun Finds - Three Killer Klowns & Retro Toy Bitty Pops 63:28 Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Motivation -SOUND BITES- “It tastes like a strawberry and a pineapple had a baby.” - Sean “If you show up with $1,000 and you leave a casino with $1,000 in your pocket, that’s a win.” - Joshua “It only took me two hours to get to the top of this mountain.” - Joshua “The first time is always the best time.” - Joshua “These ankles don’t roll the same anymore, buddy.” - Sean “Fortnite’s the Zelda, buddy.” - Sean “I do it for the people, man.” - Joshua “Give me one horse-sized duck.” - Sean “I replace it with you.” - Sean “Maybe good and odd go together.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: This week you’ll receive the recognition you deserve. Lucky Numbers: 32, 31, 46, 27, 38, 2, 47 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Retro Toy Bitty Pops featuring Stretch Armstrong, Barrel of Monkeys, Mr. Monopoly & Cavity Sam from Operation. Joshua: Three Killer Klowns From Outer Space Chubby Funkos found at Target for roughly $10-$11 each, with a reported eBay listing around $183.65. The collector-to-seller pipeline has officially opened for business. (Community Shoutout: More new subscribers joined the show, earning another thank-you during Joshua’s closing Monday motivation.)

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  Sorry For The Delay | EP.146 | Dark Energy, Tire Anthems & Bunker Ethics

  Aug 11, 20261h 9m

  This week, Joshua celebrates his birthday with early-morning golf plans and a Maui hard seltzer he immediately regrets, while Sean doubles down on cherry cider & apple brandy until the experiment starts tasting like cough syrup with ambitions (the bar was literally underground). Then it’s bunker-versus-island ethics, movie remake debates, Dark Energy Theater’s first creature battle, an AI song accidentally dedicated to tires & a surprisingly sincere detour into friendship. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: 2 Towns Bad Apple Dark Cherry Imperial cider mixed with apple brandy Joshua: Maui Hibiscus & Lime hard seltzer, 5% -RECIPES- Cherry Apple Brandy Experiment: • Dark Cherry Bad Apple cider • two shots apple brandy • optimism -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “AI Highway” / “Built To Roll” -CHAT WITH US- Popcorn Passions Dark Energy Theater Sean’s Follow-Up Falling Out Of Love -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.146 Intro, Birthday Afterglow & Early-Morning Golf 03:32 What’s In Our Cup - Maui Seltzer & Cherry Apple Brandy 06:26 Question Of The Day - Secret Bunker Or Solo Island 12:15 Chat With Us - Movies, Creature Battles & Falling Out Of Love 13:19 Popcorn Passions - Jaws, The Exorcist & Movie Remakes 19:54 Dark Energy Theater - Shawn Vs. Joshua 28:30 Free Tickets, Metal Slides & Playground Trauma 32:05 Friendship, Screens & Growing Older 37:47 AI Song Of The Week - “AI Highway” / “Built To Roll” 44:54 Sean’s Follow-Up - Q Sketches & Cringe Words 50:30 Falling Out Of Love - Another Round Of Get-To-Know-Us 61:54 Fun Finds, Fortune & Lucky Numbers -SOUND BITES- “Maybe that’s why it doesn’t taste as good because there’s no gluten in it.” - Joshua “You wanted the credit is the problem.” - Sean “Don’t even trip, chocolate chip.” - Sean “It tastes like cough syrup with a hint of apple cinnamon.” - Sean “Come plug your Ethernet cord inside me.” - Dark Energy Theater “I pooped on you.” - Sean “The tickets are free to that.” - Joshua “You’re going to bury me, buddy.” - Sean “Was that song about a tire?” - Sean “Gimme Fish.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: A loved one’s presence brings peace to your soul. Lucky Numbers: 27, 8, 24, 19, 35, 51 + Dealer’s Choice Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Luke Skywalker with Landspeeder Bitty Pop & The Mandalorian with Grogu and his starfighter. Joshua: He-Man Funko purchased for roughly $3 during the ongoing $91 Target haul, plus a flocked Battle Cat Funko. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean finally met Q Sketches, the artist behind his Catzilla pieces, during his Seattle trip.)

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  Sorry For The Delay | EP.145 | Sushi Tears, Birthday Smoke & Dark Energy

  Aug 4, 20261h 9m

  ```html This week, Joshua celebrates birthday season with smoked blackberry whiskey, while Sean turns a Seattle trip into rooftop drinks, a 20% apple-wine experiment & a sushi dinner emotional enough to require three separate cries (the flounder found the unlock code). Then it’s zodiac compatibility, rapid-fire friendship questions, suspiciously valuable Funkos & six overpowered creatures entering the newly formed Dark Energy Theater. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Strawberry Rhubarb cider mixed with 20% barrel-aged apple wine Joshua: Knob Creek bourbon with muddled blackberries & cherrywood smoke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Running On E” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Smoked Blackberry Whiskey: • Knob Creek bourbon • fresh blackberries, muddled • cherrywood smoke Apple Wine Cider Mix: • Schilling Strawberry Rhubarb cider • one shot of 20% barrel-aged apple wine -CHAT WITH US- Sean’s Bite Of Seattle Falling In Love Dark Energy Theater -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.145 Intro, Golf Hooky & Birthday Season 03:24 What’s In Our Cup - Smoked Blackberry Whiskey & Apple Wine 09:46 Zodiac Compatibility, Papa Energy & Cringe Words 16:29 Chat With Us, Summerween Merch & Release Schedule 18:45 Sean’s Bite Of Seattle - Festival, Bainbridge & Concert Stops 23:31 Rooftop Drinks, Sushi Kashiba & Three Separate Cries 31:25 AI Song Of The Week “Running On E” 36:12 Falling In Love - Rapid-Fire Get-To-Know-Us Questions 51:23 Dark Energy Theater - Meet The Six Combatants 60:13 Fun Finds - Simon Basset & An Olympic Artist Proof 63:42 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Birthday Sendoff -SOUND BITES- “Get more D in your life because it’s good for you.” - Joshua “I wouldn’t even know what to do with a fan, you know, if I actually had a fan.” - Joshua “Like I just made out and slobbered all over somebody for this one.” - Joshua “Daddy ain’t doing that.” - Sean “You don’t need a zodiac sign to tell me that I love you.” - Sean “I’m a fan of moist. You know what I mean?” - Joshua “I cried three times during this dinner, bro. Three times.” - Sean “The chef prepared it in a way that needed to be respected.” - Sean “Because it’s everything you want all in one bite.” - Joshua “Tomorrow is never guaranteed, but today right now is.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: A pair of new shoes is in your future after clumsily urinating behind a dumpster. Lucky Numbers: 5, 35, 40, 61, 65, 10, 21 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: A collection of national park postcards and a signed Olympic National Park artist-proof print discovered on Bainbridge Island. Joshua: Simon Basset Funko, purchased for around $14 with a reported eBay listed value of approximately $35.25. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s signed Olympic National Park artist proof is joining the growing art collection.) (Community Shoutout: New subscribers continued joining the community while the Jimothy short found an enthusiastic audience.) ```

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  Sorry For The Delay | EP.144 | 100 Hours, Jimothy & Baby Clementine

  Jul 28, 20261h 9m

  This week, Joshua upgrades his phone, tours a possible new house & celebrates 100 hours in Destiny 2, while Sean fights the Seattle heat with a 10.5% dark cherry cider and the confidence of a man launching a raccoon rescue movement (Jimothy has entered witness protection). Then it’s Summerween hypotheticals, ghost-story crabs, homemade cryptids, suspicious trivia & Baby Clementine finally getting dressed. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: 2 Towns Bad Apple Dark Cherry Imperial cider, 10.5%, plus Schilling Strawberry Rhubarb hard cider Joshua: Knob Creek bourbon with bitters, toasted cinnamon & a large ice cube -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Blue Summer Grin” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- Destiny 2: 100 Hours In Summerween Part Two King Of The Bin Numb And Random Fun Questions -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.144 Intro, Even-Episode Logic & Tired Joshua 02:24 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek Upgrade & Dark Cherry Cider 06:42 New Phone, Emergency Mode & Possible House Move 12:31 Summerween Sunset Merch & Mosquito Pet Peeves 15:25 Chat With Us - Destiny, Summerween, Cryptids & Trivia 16:36 Destiny 2: 100 Hours In 29:11 Summerween Part Two - Ghost Pirates, Monster Barbecues & Pet Crabs 35:12 AI Song Of The Week “Blue Summer Grin” 42:06 King Of The Bin - Jimothy, Seattle Baseball & Homemade Cryptids 52:04 Numb And Random Fun Questions 59:02 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Baby Clementine & Lucky Numbers -SOUND BITES- “This is a high ball for my low balls.” - Joshua “This smells like Joshua after he’s taken a shower. A hot, beautiful shower.” - Sean “Phones are like $9,000 these days.” - Joshua “I’m not doing it for just the light level. I’m doing it for the experience.” - Joshua “The whole time my controller is getting cold.” - Joshua “I just hope I’m not on the menu.” - Joshua “I’ve never had crabs, so why not start?” - Joshua “To save a life, you have to capture a life.” - Joshua “How many people have three hearts? I do.” - Sean “I expect child support in the mail.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You always seem to come out on top, which is ironic since you’re usually a bottom. Lucky Numbers: 6, 38, 41, 66, 70, 19, 25 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Freddy Funko Power Ranger Bitty Pop from the 2025 Summer Convention collection. Joshua: Lois Lane & Superman Funkos from the ongoing $91 Target challenge. Lois was purchased for $12.39 with a reported resale value of $16, while Superman was purchased for around $14 with a reported resale value of $31.85. (Artwork Shoutout: Justin Hillgrove’s “Departure,” featuring Bigfoot being abducted, officially joined Sean’s growing art collection.) (Community Shoutout: New subscribers continued joining the show, and listeners were challenged to choose something meaningful enough to receive 100 hours of their time.)

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  Sorry For The Delay | EP.143 | Taco Bell Challenge, Summerween & Mystery Baby

  Jul 21, 20261h 4m

  This week, Joshua drinks water like a responsible adult, then immediately tests the Taco Bell diarrhea challenge, while Sean cracks open Strawberry Rhubarb cider and unveils a full Summerween snack lab (food safety left the group chat early). Then it’s galvanized tortilla pipes, trampoline trauma, childhood wish lists & one deeply unsettling mystery baby these two somehow decide to co-parent. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ Spotify Podcast Link TikTok TikTok Instagram Instagram -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Schilling Strawberry Rhubarb hard cider, 5.2% Joshua: Filtered water with cloudy ice -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summerween On The Shore” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -RECIPES- Frank’s Strawberry Monsters: • strawberries • green candy coating • pretzel sticks Banana Ghosts: • frozen bananas • white chocolate • mini chocolate chips Witch’s Sunset Punch: • pineapple juice • orange juice • grenadine Mia note: Food-safe decorations only. The galvanized pipe stays at the hardware store. -CHAT WITH US- Summerween Part One All I Want For Christmas Could Be You Surprise -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.143 Intro, Late-Night Energy & Odd-Episode Warning 01:52 What’s In Our Cup - Responsible Water & Strawberry Rhubarb Cider 05:02 Taco Bell Diarrhea Challenge & Joshua’s Steel Stomach 10:25 Galvanized Tortilla Pipes, Melting Plastic & Food Safety 14:30 Chat With Us - Summerween, Christmas Wishes & Surprise 15:00 Summerween Part One - Would You Eat It? 25:45 All I Want For Christmas - Bikes, Shovels & Childhood Wish Lists 29:39 Trampolines, Roof Jumps & Spring-Loaded Trauma 36:34 AI Song Of The Week “Summerween On The Shore” 45:09 Could Be You - Hot Wheels, August Birthdays & Leo Energy 49:27 Mystery Baby, Fun Finds, Broken Fortune & Lucky Numbers -SOUND BITES- “I poured myself a nice tall wine glass of some quality filtered H2O.” - Joshua “This is like the Sour Patch Kid of the cider world.” - Sean “I have survived the Taco Bell challenge.” - Joshua “The bug’s already in me, you know. It’s never leaving.” - Sean “Because you’ve been doing it doesn’t mean it’s okay.” - Joshua “What kid asks for a shovel?” - Joshua “All we are is a collection of memories, dude.” - Sean “My nut sack got pinched between the springs.” - Joshua “If you don’t buy your kids things that they want, as adults they will spend money on things that they don’t need to fill that void.” - Sean “First, I want to ask for a DNA test.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: He who opens broken cookie has many friends but gets no nookie. Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 36, 44, 59, 65, 18 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Funko Flora Barrel Cactus & a deeply unsettling My Mini Baby mystery-box figure. Joshua: FIFA World Cup Clutch Funko & a Mickey Funko from the ongoing $91 haul. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean debuted the Summerween sunrise shirt and a full collection of AI-assisted spooky snack visuals.) (Community Shoutout: The “Glizzy Gobbler” short crossed 1,000 plays, officially returning AI Song Of The Week privileges to Joshua.)

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