The BEAM Chronicles

There are no "superheroes." We don't even use that word: we call them Anomalies. And to us normal people, not blessed with the gifts of flight, or strength, or hyper-powered mech-suits, these Anomalies, regardless of their intentions, are a threat. They must be dealt with--they must be equalized. We are the Bureau for the Equalization of Anomalistic Metahumans, BEAM for short. We will solve the Anomaly problem, by whatever means necessary. The BEAM Chronicles is a sci-fi/super-hero fiction podcast hosted, written, and performed by storyteller MJ Dooney, with the assistance of AI-powered voice changing software. Check for new episodes weekly, and follow on Twitter (@BEAMChronicles) and Instagram (instagram.com/thebeamchronicles) for updates! Find me on Patreon for updates and bonus content: Patreon.com/thebeamchronicles Also if you feel inspired: buymeacoffee.com/beamchroniv Special thanks to Janet Shasha for creating the cover art

The BEAM Chronicles is a fiction podcast hosted by MJ Dooney, with 88 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

MJ Dooney hosts The BEAM Chronicles, a fiction show with 88 episodes published.

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  Episode #2

  Book 4, Ch 2: Jaxon

  Aug 31, 202628 minS4

  Send us Fan Mail Queztopo warned him that the world had changed a lot. So Jaxon tries to absorb all the new, figure out what the hell is going on, and let Charlie take the lead. Support the show You can find me on: Patreon YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

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  Episode #1

  Book 4, Ch 1: Jaxon

  Aug 24, 202633 minS4

  Send us Fan Mail So that super positive, uplifting, sheer relief of an ending from the last book wasn't an entirely pleasant experience from Jaxon's perspective. He has a particular demon to settle scores with before he can turn the page on a new adventure. Support the show You can find me on: Patreon YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

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  The BEAM Chronicles

  Book 4, Prologue: Ripley

  Aug 17, 202635 minS4

  Send us Fan Mail A lot has changed in the aftermath of Queztopo's downfall. One invisible girl has been particularly busy. But her true intentions and motivations may not be what they appear on the surface. Support the show You can find me on: Patreon YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

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  The BEAM Chronicles

  Preview: The Ben Chronicles

  May 25, 20267 min

  Send us Fan Mail This is a brief preview of the bonus content, side-quest miniseries I'm working on this summer! There is one episode currently available on Patreon, four or five more currently in production. These episodes are for all members and followers, including free tier. Please join by clicking "support the show" below, or heading to patreon.com/thebeamchronicles. Support the show You can find me on: Patreon YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

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  Episode #28

  Book 3: Epilogue

  Apr 27, 202625 minS3

  Send us Fan Mail Howard Prophit learns a huge secret about Charlie and Jaxon, and contemplates what to do about it. THANK YOU for an amazing season!! Can't wait for next book to begin!!! Support the show You can find me on: Patreon YouTube Twitter Tik Tok Instagram Or just find me at www.beamchronicles.com The contents of this episode were 100% written by me, MJ Dooney. I did use AI created voice filters, but any likeness to a real person was NOT intended. I would one day love to do this with proper voice acting, but currently lack the resources (and/or connections) to do that with fidelity. Follow Janet Shasha (artist for the cover) on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chillybeanart

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