The Doomscroll Diaries

Two stand-up comics in NYC bring you a weekly roundup of the best of the worst the internet has to offer.We cover everything from pop culture and corporate fails to celebrity news and whatever else the almighty algorithm throws our way. We doomscroll so you don’t have to.https://beacons.ai/doomscrolldiariespod

The Doomscroll Diaries is a comedy podcast hosted by Laura Sogar and Mae Planert, with 247 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Laura Sogar and Mae Planert hosts The Doomscroll Diaries, a comedy show with 247 episodes published.

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  French Airport Jail, Turtle Smugglers & Hooters’ Midlife Crisis

  Jun 10, 202650 minS0

  <p>Laura returns from Europe with stories of being trapped inside a closed terminal at Charles de Gaulle Airport for seven hours with nothing but a muffin and a few sips of water. Meanwhile, a traveler is caught smuggling 58 live turtles in her tights, Hooters attempts a family-friendly rebrand, and the internet continues to prove that reality is stranger than fiction.</p><p><br></p><p>Plus: puffins, birding, a disastrous lash lift, TV hot takes, and why Times Square Margaritaville may be New York City’s greatest hidden gem.</p>

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  Robert Pattinson Got Ghosted By His Own Stalker

  May 28, 202651 minS0

  <p>Laura is headed to Cannes and may or may not accidentally end up in White Lotus season 4, the Solidcore guy somehow gets even weirder, and the JP Morgan “cannons” lawsuit continues to spiral into one of the funniest workplace scandals on the internet.</p><p>This week, we get into:</p>Men paying for fake cauliflower ear surgeryRobert Pattinson getting ghosted by his own stalkerElon Musk losing his OpenAI lawsuitThe scientifically hottest male dance movesCatholic school “mixers”A law associate asking if hanging an original Picasso in his office is too obnoxiousWhispering Angel rosé discourseWhy women absolutely do NOT want fake...

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  Pete Davidson’s Breakup, Monk Seal Justice & Cruise Ship Chaos

  May 21, 202641 minS0

  <p>Pete Davidson’s breakup is getting messy, cruises are somehow having an even worse week than usual, and Hawaii may have delivered the most satisfying case of instant karma we’ve seen in a while.</p><p>This week on Doomscroll Diaries, Mae and Laura discuss:</p>Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt’s breakup dramaThe viral monk seal incident in HawaiiWhy some people desperately need to be punched in the faceA disturbing cruise ship scandalHantavirus panic and internet misinformationWhy kids should still step in dog poop at least onceDisney adults and the new Universal Epic Universe parkHead scarves, laryngitis, and ca...

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  Soft Bar Drama, Emily Blunt Backlash & the JP Morgan Scandal

  May 6, 20261h 2mS0

  <p>This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, Mae and Laura get into the absolutely unhinged JP Morgan lawsuit that’s blowing up online, Emily Blunt getting dragged for wildly out-of-touch career advice, and their chaotic visit to Carl Radke’s NYC sober bar, Soft Bar, where ordering a mocktail somehow became a deeply adversarial experience.</p><p><br></p><p>They also break down the latest Summer House drama involving Amanda Batula and West Wilson, reunion leaks, leaked nudes, Bravo conspiracy theories, and the genuinely heartbreaking tragedy that surfaced right before filming the reunion.</p><p><br></p><p>Plus: cele...

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  Nuclear Scientists Keep Disappearing… Plus Mae’s Miracle on Ice & Laura’s Louisiana Chaos

  Apr 15, 202657 minS0

  <p>This week on Doomscroll Diaries, we have questions… and no answers.</p><p><br></p><p>Nuclear scientists keep disappearing under very strange circumstances (totally normal), while Mae returns to the ice after 15 years for a true Miracle on Ice… in New Jersey.</p><p><br></p><p>Laura reports back from Louisiana, where:</p>Alligators are… kind of cute?Emus are aggressiveAnd one interaction took a turn<p><br></p><p>Also this week:</p>A government official claims he teleported to a Waffle HouseA “wellness” company that’s giving cultA woman who sent 150,000 texts after one date (who hasn’t...

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