
The Gaffer's Calls: Beat the Gaffer
Post-Match: Spain vs Argentina
Right, listen. Spain nil, Argentina nil, I called it two-one, and I've cracked it. This is FIFA's secret Department of Nil-Nil, mate, run by shadowy blokes in grey cardigans who confiscate goals at the border. Both nets were quietly unplugged at half nine, I've seen the paperwork. They can't stop me forever, son. Next one's already written in the stars. Trust the Gaffer.

