The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week.The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast is a news podcast hosted by The Liquored Up Low Down, with 61 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

The Liquored Up Low Down hosts The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast, a news show with 61 episodes published.

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  Episode #61

  Murdering and Heart Conditions Don't Mix, Circadian Sun Satellites, Never Tell Me Heavy Metal Fans are Weird, That's Not Batman That's Spiderman, The Stupidest Story We Have Ever Had

  Aug 18, 202649 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail A correction: With the Batman vigilante story, Bryan said that the Spanish word for "thief" is "ratero" (from the article), but "ladrón" might be a better word. The Drink: The Rumrunner 1 ounce light rum 1 ounce dark rum 1 ounce banana liqueur (such as Giffard Banane du Bresil) 1 ounce blackberry liqueur (such as Giffard Creme de Mure) 1.5 ounces pineapple juice 1/2 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed a splash of grenadine Garnish: Raspberries and Blueberries The Stories: Boyfriend dies while dumping girlfriend: https://lawandcrime.com/crime/boyfriend-dumping-strangled-girlfriend-in-the-woods-dies-while-dragging-her-body-police-find-him-in-fetal-position-right-next-to-the-dead-mother-of-3/ Circadian Sun Satellites: https://www.iflscience.com/fcc-approves-extremely-controversial-space-mirror-satellite-that-could-flash-blind-drivers-and-ruin-astronomy-84071 Pop Concerts; Poop Concerts https://consequence.net/2026/06/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-diapers-front-row/ https://consequence.net/2026/06/noah-kahan-bathroom-philly/ More Constitutional Law: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/indiana-food-truck-slogan-removed-market-b3017418.html That's Not Batman, That's Spiderman: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/mexican-batman-vigilante-thieves-tied-posts-b3005104.html The Dumbest Story We Have Ever Had: https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/kansas-city-porta-potty-mountain-dew-bottle-firefighter-rescue-trapped-man-portable-toilet-bizarre-rescue-kansas-city-fire-department This Week in Duh: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-ky-sheriff-says/ Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #60

  Enjoy Your Poop Sandwich, Mutant Bear Escapes, RVs Don't Have Court Clothes, Drama at The Local Arby's, Horseplay and Guns Don't Mix, The Lululemon Caper

  Aug 4, 202650 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Reflecting Pool: 1oz Rum 1oz Mezcal 3/4oz Honey 3/4oz Lime Juice 1 Bar Spoon Matcha 6-8 Mint leaves The Stories: The Shit Sandwich Cop: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-news/former-san-antonio-cop-who-fed-homeless-man-shit-filled-sandwich-gets-big-promotion/ The Mutant Bear: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzgq2rzqro Ye and His Swastikas: https://www.sacurrent.com/news/san-antonio-news/san-antonio-asks-ye-to-refrain-from-singing-about-hitler-selling-swastika-shirts-at-july-4-concert/ Florida Man Commits Burglary While on His Way to His Trial for Burglary: https://www.wfla.com/top-videos/florida-man-arrested-for-burglary-while-en-route-to-court-for-another-burglary-charge-police/ Drama at The Local Arby's: https://www.turnto23.com/us-news/crime/oklahoma-arbys-employee-accused-of-giving-herpes-to-a-customer No Horseplay with Firearms: https://www.wftv.com/news/trending/horseplay-backfires-pasadena-police-officer-accidentally-shot-by-colleague/5RVDAWDJUJC7JJ4LPONDFZ7YEU/ This Week in Duh: The Lululemon Caper: https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/women-charged-4k-stolen-lululemon-clothing-recovered-chicago-south-side Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #59

  Off-fish Etiquette, The Streamer and the Cheater, Ding Dong Ditch and Tackle, Plane Turns Around Because Bluetooth, Give Me Your Tens of Dollars

  Jul 21, 202646 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink: The Martini - 4oz Gin Splash of Vermouth Olive garnish The Stories: Take the Fish Out of the Microwave: https://abcnews.com/US/officer-arrested-after-allegedly-pointing-firearm-fellow-cop/story?id=133528324 The Streamer and the Cheater: https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/streamer-catches-girlfriend-cheating-with-her-cousin-thanks-to-camera-on-cats-litter-box-3372566/ Uber Lost and Found: https://abcnews.com/US/uber-releases-list-strangest-lost-found-items-dentures/story?id=133532267 Angry Man Snaps: https://www.wibw.com/2026/06/03/man-tackled-children-off-bikes-dragged-1-into-his-home-after-being-ding-dong-ditched-weeks-police-say/ Plane Turns Around: https://www.npr.org/2026/05/31/nx-s1-5841913/united-airlines-flight-diversion-bluetooth Give Me Your Tens of Dollars: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/us/boston-lemonade-stand-armed-robbery.html This Week in Duh: Vegas is Expensive: https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/usa-canada/i-ordered-2-drinks-las-37238343 Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #58

  The Cow Costume Murder, The Steroid Olympics, The Boy Band Baby Daddy Caper, Cybertruck vs. Lake, Let's Fix this Pothole with the Truck

  Jul 6, 202654 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail Lots of murder and cars in this one. The Drink: Old Fashioned: 2oz Bourbon or Rye Whiskey 1.2oz Simple Syrup 2-3 Dashes of Angostura Bitters The Stories: The Cow Costume Murderer: https://www.syracuse.com/state/2026/04/upstate-ny-man-in-cow-costume-accused-of-attempting-to-stab-family-member.html (Two Parter) The Steroid Olympics: Part 1 - https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2026/05/23/athletes-steroid-olympics-walking-billboards-for-big-pharma/ Part 2 - https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/cal-swimmer-enhanced-games-wins-22274834.php The Boy Band Baby Daddy Caper: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tiktok-star-recruited-dad-kill-boy-band-baby-daddy-officials-say-rcna346063 Cybertruck vs. Lake: https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/cybertruck-lake-grapevine-texas-5-19-2026/ K.I.T.T. Takes a Ride: https://apnews.com/article/knight-rider-car-speeding-ticket-new-york-24d37fa3e975363d8bcef5bbbb7bf089 Plumber's Crack Discrimination: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/11/woolworths-worker-plumbers-crack-case-thrown-out-ntwnfb This Week in Duh: Let's Fix this Pothole with the Truck: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/12/lorry-gets-stuck-in-hole-walton-somerset Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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  Episode #57

  Please Put Your Robot Away, Yet Another Sex Doll Caper, A Social Media Filter Does A LOT of Heavy Lifting, Taco Bell Shootout, "Ballsmaxxing"

  Jun 23, 202651 minS1

  Send us Fan Mail The Drink - Gin and Tonic: 3 Parts Gin 1 Part Tonic Water The Stories: The Robot Traveller: https://people.com/southwest-customers-experience-one-hour-delay-due-to-an-unusual-robot-passenger-11963941 Translucent Chicken: https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/food-blogger-makes-translucent-fried-chicken-that-looks-like-glass-sculptures.html The Sex Doll Caper: https://pinktentacle.com/2008/09/man-charged-with-dumping-silicone-girlfriend/ That's Not You: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/search-for-missing-woman-hampered-by-her-excessively-edited-social-media-photos.html Taco Bell Shootout: https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/ BallMaxxing: https://www.vice.com/en/article/inside-ballmaxxing-the-niche-practice-of-inflating-your-balls-to-cantaloupe-size/ This Week in Duh: AI Making AI Policy is a Bad Idea: https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ai-policy-south-africa-withdraw-b2966866.html Contact Info: Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com . Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social . Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2 . Find more of Bryan at: https://thinkingoutcloud.org/ Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

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