The Long Drive Home

The Long Drive Home is a Podcast about the many ways in which a gig can go wrong, presented by Alpha Male Tea Party (Greg, Tom and Ben). Being in a band is really cool and fun, right? Well, yeah, it is. But it's also absolutely crushing some times and we want to explore that because through tears and horror, there is laughter.

The Long Drive Home is a music podcast hosted by Alpha Male Tea Party, with 35 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Alpha Male Tea Party hosts The Long Drive Home, a music show with 35 episodes published.

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  Episode #15

  "He was upended into a car and it whizzed off into the distance" - Gordon Moakes (Bloc Party/Young Legionnaire/The None)

  May 26, 20261h 18mS2

  <p>Here's yet another episode, and this time we have our second Mercury Music Prize nominee! It's Gordon Moakes off of that Bloc Party lot, you know the ones. He also plays/has played with with the rather excellent Young Legionnaire and The None too. I (Ben) got to nerd off about Bloc Party and his bass playing, before he went into some hilarious and harrowing tales of touring the globe, including a support run with Panic! at the Disco and playing the MTV Awards in Brazil. It's a fun one!</p><p><br></p><p>Gordon's website - https...

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  Episode #14

  "I remember looking up and the ceiling was covered in blood" - Joe Branton (Poly-Math)

  May 19, 202654 minS2

  <p>DEAR LISTENER, we are here for episode 14 with Joe Branton from Poly-Math and the Guitar Nerds podcast, who tells us just how many Northern towns he hates in startling detail. Join us for a conversation with a dear friend and touring compadre. Poly-Math music: https://www.poly-math.net/Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.comAMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.bandcamp.com/</p>

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  Episode #13

  "I can't believe they let this ferry leave..." - Ash Tubb (Sugar Horse)

  May 12, 20261h 22mS2

  <p>Episode 13 is here, and features a chat with the creator of this very podcast's name, Ash Tubb off of Sugar Horse! He talks exploding amps, bribery, the perils of touring Europe post Brexit and...wardrobe malfunctions.</p><p>Sugar Horse - https://sugarhorse.bandcamp.com/</p><p>Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com</p><p>AMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.bandcamp.com/</p>

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  Episode #12

  "Latex, laryngitis and the biggest gig of my life..." - Paige Kennedy

  May 5, 202655 minS2

  <p>Episode 12 of Series 2 is with the alt-pop genderqueer pioneer Paige Kennedy, who tells us about signing NDA's to play festivals, playing 3 gigs across 5 countries in 26 hours stuffed into the back of a Kia Ceed and contracting laryngitis on the day of the biggest gig of their life!</p><p>Paige Kennedy - https://www.instagram.com/paigekennedymusic/</p><p>Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com</p><p>AMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.bandcamp.com/</p>

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  Episode #11

  "He has a balaclava and a machine gun, don't tell him we're a punk band!" - Carol Hodge

  Apr 28, 20261h 6mS2

  <p>Here's episode 11 of series 2, and it's a real doozy as we speak with solo artist and hired gun Carol Hodge (The Wildhearts, Steve Ignorant). She talks of encounters with gangs, vomit, cabins in the woods and many more miserable tales of woe!</p><p>Carol's shows and music: https://www.carolhodge.co.uk/</p><p>Contact the show: thelongdrivehomepodcast@gmail.com</p><p>AMTP live shows, music and merch: https://alphamaleteaparty.bandcamp.com/</p>

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