Episode #3
The Discreet Masturbator
Andy and Lenny are back, and this one goes off the rails even faster than usual. Andy struggles to prove he deserves recognition as an IT professional while the guys investigate Nutter Butter’s bizarre advertising, hear the “funniest joke ever” according to science, discuss a terrifying rabid cat attack, and wonder what would happen if they suddenly woke up in their high-school bodies looking exactly like they do today. Then Facebook Marketplace enters the chat. This week’s listings include raw goat milk, questionable dog food, large-and-cheeky Victoria’s Secret underwear, an overpriced piece of beer memorabilia and, somehow, a $250 USED “discreet” masturbator with variable suction control. Naturally, that last one raises far more questions than it answers. Throw in Roy Orbison, Dolly Parton, terrible beer, locker-room encounters, technical difficulties and possibly the worst possible way to die in a car accident, and you’ve got another completely normal episode of The Nonsense Zone. Listen responsibly. And apparently, read the directions before using anything described as “discreet.”
