
The Perimenopause Husband Podcast
The Documentary Nobody Asked For
<p>Six thirty this morning. Kitchen. Kettle’s on.</p><p>She walks in and doesn’t say anything. The fridge opens, closes. A cupboard, a bit too firm. The mug goes down on the bench like it weighs something.</p><p>There’s a trend going around right now. Blokes narrating their wife’s morning like it’s a nature documentary. Deep in a Storm Warning morning. Notice the deliberate movements. The male, watching from a safe distance, has still not worked out whether he is permitted to speak.</p><p>Funny the first time you think it. Less funny the...





