Episode #5
2026 UFFL TNP: Central Division Season Preview
The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Thursday, August 25th, 2026 Central Division Season Preview ____________________________________ The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the Central Division! ______________________________________ 2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS ______________________________________ – East Division – 1. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal* 2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal* 2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 __________________ CENTRAL DIVISION ___________________ –– Cardiff The Giant Killer – QB: Burrow/CIN, Hurts/PHL RB: Williams/LAR, Achane/MIA, Allegier/ARZ, Tracey/NYG, Holani/SEA, Singletary/NYG WR: Higgins/CIN, Wilson/NYJ, Smith/PHL, Pickens/DAL, Flournoy/DAL, Downs/IND, Coker/CAR, Boutte/HOU, Thornton/KC TE: Bowers/LVR, Tonges/SF, Schultz/HOU, Parkinson/LAR, Otten/TB K: Dicker/LAC DEF: BLT, CLV, LAR Prax: WR Harris/LAC, RB Allen/JAX Draft: 2 - RB Black/SF, 4 - TE Raridon/NE, 5 - WR Benson/LVR, 5 - QB Payton/PHL –– Vicious & Delicious – QB: Goff/DET, Purdy/SF, Bagent/CHI, Milton/DAL RB: Pollard/TEN, Etienne/NO, Davis/DAL, Dobbins/DEN, Hall/NYJ, Etienne/CAR, Miller/NO, Harvey/DEN WR: Flowers/BLT, Collins/HOU, Reed/GB, Vele/NO, Jennings/MIN, Coleman/BUF, Nailor/LVR TE: Dulcich/MIA, Kmet/CHI, Johnson/NO K: McPherson/CIN DEF: NO, MIA, CAR Prax: WR Bech/LVR, WR Bond/CLV Draft: 1 - RB Singleton/TEN, 2 - WR Branch/ATL, 3 - WR Douglas/MIA, 4 - RB Hemby/LVR, 4 - TE Hibner/BLT, 5 - WR Law/DET, 5 - WR Cameron/JAX ––Kick-Ass Philanthropists – QB: Mahomes/KC, Stroud/HOU RB: Brooks/GB, Jeanty/LVR, Pacheco/DET, Charbonnet/SEA, Monangai/CHI, Smith/KC, Croskey-Merritt/WSH WR: Lamb/DAL, Higgins/HOU, Worthy/KC, Diggs/WSH, Washington/JAX, Burden/CHI, Godwin/TB, Chism/NE TE: Taylor/NYJ, Kolar/LAC, Freiermuth/PIT, Goedert/PHL, Fanin/CLV DEF: BUF, SF, HOU Prax: RB Mafah/DAL, RB James/SF Draft: 1 - WR Tate/TEN, 1 - RB Claiborne/MIN, 2 - RB Johnson/KC, 3 - WR Fields/NYG, 3 - WR Lance/NO (TRADED to RT), 4 - RB R. Henry/BLT, 4 - TE Trigg/DAL, 5 - RB Montgomery/NE, 5 - QB Green/CLV, 5 - TE Roush/CHI, WR Skyler Bell/BUF (From RT in TRADE) –– Impact of Olestra – QB: Williams/CHI, Dart/NYG, Prescott/DAL RB: Henderson/NE, Marks/HOU, Davis/BUF, Neal/NO, Perine/CIN WR: Pierce/IND, Odunze/CHI, Dike/TEN, Horton/SEA, Royals/KC, Johnson/TB, Johnston/LAC, Mitchell/NYJ, Iosivas/CIN, M. Washington/MIA, Bateman/BLT TE: Johnson/NYG, Okonkwo/WSH, Gesicki/CIN, All/CIN, Mayer/LVR DEF: NYJ, TEN Prax: WR Williams/NE, RB Tyus/CAR Draft: 1 - WR Tyson/NO, 1 - RB Price/SEA, 2 - RB Allen/WSH, 2 - RB Randell/BLT, 5 - TE Endries/CIN
