
The VHS Strikes Back
Ninja Condors (1987) | Insane Cult Ninja Action Classic | VHSSB
Leigh's pick takes us deep into the wonderfully unhinged world of 1980s Taiwanese ninja cinema with Ninja Condors , also known as Ninjas, Condors 13 . Directed by Wu Kuo-Ren, credited on some releases as James Wu, the film was written by prolific exploitation filmmaker Godfrey Ho and produced by Chin Chang-Liang and Tomas Tang. Alexander Lo Rei leads a cast that also includes Eugene Thomas, George Nicholas, Jack Long, Li Hai-Hsing and Five Venoms veteran Lu Feng. No reliable published production budget appears to have survived, which somehow feels entirely appropriate for a film this gloriously rough around the edges. Released in 1987 as the Taiwanese ninja boom was beginning to wind down, Ninja Condors has endured as exactly the sort of cult VHS discovery we love: cheap, frantic, dubbed, frequently ridiculous and absolutely committed to delivering martial-arts action. Contemporary cult reviews have since embraced its relentless energy, inventive fights and general refusal to let narrative logic get in the way of another ninja appearing from somewhere. It may not have troubled the major awards ceremonies, but nearly forty years later people are still talking about it — which is probably a greater achievement anyway. TRAILER GUY PLOT SYNOPSIS Brian watched his father die in front of him as a child. Years later, he has become White Eagle — a deadly ninja working for a criminal organisation ruled by a man with the reassuringly subtle name of... Lucifer . But when Brian's loyalty is pushed too far, the White Eagle decides he's had enough. Now the organisation that trained him is about to discover the unfortunate consequences of employing an elite assassin who suddenly develops a conscience. There will be revenge. There will be ninjas. There will be weapons, gunfire and several moments where asking sensible questions is strongly discouraged. This is NINJA CONDORS . FUN FACTS The film is also known as Ninjas, Condors 13 and Knight Revenger , because apparently one title containing both ninjas and condors still wasn't enough. Alexander Lo Rei was something of a veteran of the Taiwanese ninja craze, with credits including The Super Ninja , Ninja Hunter , Ninja Kids , Secret of Ninja and Ninja in USA . Li Hai-Hsing didn't just appear in the film — he also handled its action choreography. The cinematography is credited to Quincy Szeto , while the music was composed by Sherman Chow . Martial-arts favourite Jack Long , known for films including The 7 Grandmasters and The Mystery of Chess Boxing , appears as Brian's ninja master. Lu Feng , one of the famous Venom Mob performers from The Five Venoms , makes an appearance early in the film. Brian's ninja identity, White Eagle , comes with the appropriate costume choice: he fights dressed predominantly in white rather than traditional black. Stealth clearly wasn't in the brief. Among the film's more imaginative action locations are a swimming pool, amusement park, shipping yard and ice rink. Ninjas on ice really is a thing. Eagle-eyed viewers may notice Alexander Lo Rei's hairstyle changing noticeably between scenes, suggesting either filming took place over an extended period or ninja hair grows quickly. SUPPORT THE SHOW If you enjoy the show and would like to support us, we have a Patreon here. If you’re listening on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, leaving us a 5-star review (and a short comment) really helps more people discover the show. It’s quick, free, and makes a huge difference. Referral links also help out the show if you were going to sign up: NordVPN NordPass thevhsstrikesback@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/vhsstrikesback






