Trader Hoes

Two Hoes dishing out weekly reviews of Trader Joe's products. New episodes every Monday!

Trader Hoes is a comedy podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 191 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts Trader Hoes, a comedy show with 191 episodes published.

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  Episode #30

  Candy Crushed

  Aug 17, 202635 minS5

  This week, the Hoes have a sweet reunion, made all the sweeter with some new Trader Joe’s confections. Along with these cavity-inducing treats, Katie and Evie admit they would be horrible witnesses to a crime, question whether frogs have ears, and describe (in far too much detail) the lifecycle of a Lucky Charms marshmallow. In the cart: Guava Tartlette Cookies Sour Confetti Chews Hot Fudge Sundae In A Handful Dark Chocolate Bark with Pistachios, Dried Jalapeños, and Sea Salt

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  Episode #20

  Sweet Conspiracy

  Aug 10, 202635 minS5

  The Hoes are unwrapping some sweets treats and even sweeter lore from their local Trader Joes. Get ready for mango, passion fruit and possible hidden messages in the TJ's murals. In the cart: Dark Chocolate Mango & Passion Fruit Crème Thin Cups Mango & Passion Fruit Squares Milk Chocolate Sardines with Sea Salt Crispy Rice Bars

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  Episode #28

  Lemons Heads

  Jul 27, 202628 minS5

  To celebrate summer, the Hoes are puckering up for some of Trader Joe’s new lemon items. They’re savoring both the sweet and the sour while indulging in the perfect nostalgia of wafer cookies, proof that Katie’s always been this way, the only edible necklace that would get Evie to a rave, and the bittersweet battle of perpetual technical challenges. In the cart: Lemon Pesto Sauce Lemon Wafer Cookies Glazed Sweet Lemon Scones • Lemon Tiramisu

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  Episode #27

  Meat Sweats

  Jul 20, 202620 minS5

  The Hoes are hitting (overdosing?) their protein goals this week with Trader Joe’s finest cuts of pre-cooked, pre-seasoned and pre-sliced meat. It’s big, it’s beefy and it’s probably bad for Katie’s mushy heart. In the cart: Gyro Slices Grassfed Beef Sirloin Roast Shaved Beefsteak

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  Episode #28

  STUFFED

  Jul 13, 202624 minS5

  This week, the Hoes are diving into all things stuffed. Cheese, cream, peanut butter, and more are all meeting in the gooey middles of these pocket Trader Joe's items. Once you bite in, you'll also find our envy of tall girls, Katie's possible past life as a mermaid, and Evie's weird-ass way of eating a pickle spear. In the cart: Uncured Ham & Swiss Cheese Pockets Gozlemes Crustless Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam Sandwiches • Japanese Mini Taiyaki

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