UFO...No! is hosted by Ben Austin. They have published 280 episodes. The show covers comedy.

What has UFO...No! covered recently?

Recent episodes include "JESUS, UFOS, AND THE GOSPELS THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ", "Before Roswell: The Colonel and the Devil of London", and "The Twinsburg Recall". The latest went out on 28 Sep 2026 and ran about 40 minutes. Reading two or three of these before pitching is the fastest way to see what the show actually books.

How often does UFO...No! publish?

UFO...No! publishes weekly, a median of 7 days between episodes. Episodes average about 71 minutes. The back catalogue stands at 280 episodes. A show on this cadence plans ahead, so pitch earlier rather than closer to the date you want.

How hard is it to get booked on UFO...No!?

For UFO...No!, Booking Probability sits at 26/100, Listen Score at 34/100, and the guest bar is around 80/100. The show has not signalled guest openness recently, which raises the bar on relevance. A verified contact is on file.

Who should pitch UFO...No!?

UFO...No! covers paranormal, conspiracy, ufos, ufo, so guests who can speak to those specifically fit best. The show carries an audience score of 6/100. Lead with a specific result you can describe in numbers rather than a job title, and tie it to something the show has already covered.

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UFO...No!

Hosted by Ben Austin · comedy · EN-US · 280 episodes

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Welcome to UFO...No! the podcast that covers the weird, the whacky and the obscure. We connect the dots that most people are too normal to connect! Are UFOs actually aliens or are they top secret technology? Is anal probing a real threat? We're a blend of believers and skeptics, speculators of the unknown.

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What is UFO...No!?

UFO...No! is a comedy podcast hosted by Ben Austin, with 280 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80.

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JESUS, UFOS, AND THE GOSPELS THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ
Sep 28, 202640 min
The Council of Nicaea didn't pick the books of the Bible — that's a myth. What actually happened was messier, took a hundred years, and left behind gospels that flip the entire story (Judas as the hero, Mary Magdalene as a leading disciple). Then we go full ancient astronaut theory on Ezekiel's wheel, Elijah's chariot of fire, and the Watchers — including the NASA engineer who tried to debunk it and changed his mind instead. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y ️ Merch: https://ufono.dashery.com/ Iwant2believe115@gmail.com Stay elevated.
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Before Roswell: The Colonel and the Devil of London
Sep 20, 202630 min
Before Roswell, there was Spring Heeled Jack — a fire-breathing, fence-jumping figure that terrorized London for seventy years and survived point-blank gunfire. And before that, an 1896 California case that might be the first alien abduction story ever printed, tangled up in the Great Airship Wave that swept the whole country. Two cases, decades apart, both older than the modern UFO era — and neither one was ever explained. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y ️ Merch: https://ufono.dashery.com/ Iwant2believe115@gmail.com Stay elevated.
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The Twinsburg Recall
Sep 14, 202635 min
A kid sees a UFO in 1966 Ohio. Twenty-one years later he's got fifteen scars he can't explain and he's reading minds. We break down the Patrick MacKondy contactee case — Wright-Patterson AFB, telepathic dogs, prophetic dreams, and a "gifted abductee" pattern straight out of John Mack's research — and run every rung of the rule-out ladder before we even whisper the word "alien." Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y ️ Merch: https://ufono.dashery.com/ Iwant2believe115@gmail.com Stay elevated.
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The Night the Lights Went Out on the Northeast
Jul 12, 202632 min
5:16 PM, November 9, 1965. Thirty million people. Eighty thousand square miles. Lights just... gone. Like someone hit the breaker on half the East Coast. I want to start with what actually broke, because that part's genuinely not in dispute — and then I'm gonna show you why "it was just a relay" only answers half of what everyone thinks it answers.Thanks to the TIN FOIL MULISHA Exclusive episodes on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Join the Tin Foil Mulisha Discord:⁠ https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y ⁠Paypal Donation ⁠ https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/Y6WRSW9F2JBSC Stripe Donation https://buy.stripe.com/aFa6oGeiXamjdlW39HgUM00 Buy Merch⁠ https://ufono.dashery.com/ | https://ufono-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Buy Mushrooms⁠ https://www.schedule35.co/us/ (Code: U1173687US240607) ⁠Email: Iwant2believe115@gmail.com
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4th Of July Special: MK Ultra & Mexican Batman
Jul 5, 202636 min
MK Ultra is back in the news and congress is a buzz!! Big lip Luna says she's uncovered new evidence and is going to expose it. PLUS...a masked Mexican "Batman" vigilante? Yup...what a crazy time to be alive!! Happy 250th America!!! Thanks to the TIN FOIL MULISHA Exclusive episodes on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/c/ufonopodcast Join the Tin Foil Mulisha Discord:⁠ https://discord.gg/PQyaJzkt4Y ⁠Paypal Donation ⁠ https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/Y6WRSW9F2JBSC Stripe Donation https://buy.stripe.com/aFa6oGeiXamjdlW39HgUM00 Buy Merch⁠ https://ufono.dashery.com/ | https://ufono-podcast.creator-spring.com/ Buy Mushrooms⁠ https://www.schedule35.co/us/ (Code: U1173687US240607)⁠ Email: Iwant2believe115@gmail.com
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Mike Ricksecker

paranormal expert and "Ghostorian"

Stephen Bassett

executive director, Paradigm Research Group

Michael Cremo

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UFO...No!

About this Podcast:

Pitch Analysis

What is UFO...No!?

About the host

Recent episodes

JESUS, UFOS, AND THE GOSPELS THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ

Before Roswell: The Colonel and the Devil of London

The Twinsburg Recall

The Night the Lights Went Out on the Northeast

4th Of July Special: MK Ultra & Mexican Batman

Guest Appearances

Mike Ricksecker

Stephen Bassett

Michael Cremo

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UFO...No!

About this Podcast:

Pitch Analysis

What is UFO...No!?

About the host

Recent episodes

JESUS, UFOS, AND THE GOSPELS THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ

Before Roswell: The Colonel and the Devil of London

The Twinsburg Recall

The Night the Lights Went Out on the Northeast

4th Of July Special: MK Ultra & Mexican Batman

Guest Appearances

Mike Ricksecker

Stephen Bassett

Michael Cremo

Advertisers on this show

Best industries to pitch UFO...No! for

Podcasts like UFO...No!

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Every question we get asked before
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