Useless Banter

Hosted by two best friends with too many opinions and no clear direction, Useless Banter is your new favorite dose of chaos, laughs, and real talk. From unhinged travel stories and the highs (and lows) of gay culture, to lifestyle hot takes, pop culture deep dives, and career confessions — nothing is off limits and everything is up for debate. Whether you’re here for the humor, the honesty, or just the background noise while you spiral through your day, you’ll feel right at home. Tune in for the kind of conversations you have with your best friend at 2 AM — totally random, a little reckless, and 100% useless .

Useless Banter is a society podcast hosted by two best friends with, with 32 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

two best friends with hosts Useless Banter, a society show with 32 episodes published.

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  Episode #33

  Best Friend Breakups

  Aug 18, 202650 minS1

  Friendships can be just as complicated as relationships… so why don’t we talk about the breakups? This week, we’re diving into best friend dynamics: the unspoken expectations, loyalty, boundaries, and what it actually means to call someone your “best friend.” We debate whether losing a best friend can hurt even more than a romantic breakup and get personal about our own friendship breakups—the drama, the heartbreak, and the lessons we learned along the way. Because sometimes the hardest person to get over isn’t an ex… it’s an ex-bestie.

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  Episode #32

  Biggest "Ick" When Hooking Up

  Aug 11, 202650 minS1

  The boys are back with some much-needed life updates, and naturally… there’s a lot to unpack. This week, we’re catching up on our latest boy drama, revealing the hookup icks that instantly kill the mood, and debating what’s forgivable versus an immediate “get out.” Plus, we dive into another anonymous Useless Confession that leaves us with MANY questions. Boys, bad decisions, and way too much information—just another week of Useless Banter.

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  Episode #31

  Love at First Lie

  Jul 21, 202637 minS1

  First dates are already awkward enough... so why do we always feel the need to make them even more complicated? This week, we're spilling the white lies we've told (or almost told) on first dates, debating whether they're harmless or a major red flag, and sharing some of the funniest dating stories we've experienced. Then, we're diving back into another anonymous " Useless Confession" submission that's equal parts messy, shocking, and impossible not to judge. Grab a drink and join the banter—you might just recognize yourself in this one.

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  Episode #30

  Never Filming in the Morning Again

  Jun 30, 202643 minS1

  We made one mistake... filming this episode in the morning. Safe to say we're not exactly early birds, and the caffeine had to work overtime. Between the sleepy chaos, questionable brain power, and way too many tangents, we somehow managed to pull ourselves together for a round of Hot Takes Takeover . From controversial opinions to completely unhinged debates, we're giving our completely unnecessary (but obviously correct) takes on the internet's hottest topics. Grab your coffee, lower your expectations, and come join the useless banter.

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  Episode #29

  Showing PRIDE via Dick Pics

  Jun 23, 202643 minS1

  Happy Pride! This week, we're diving into all things Pride Month—from our favorite celebrations, unforgettable Pride memories, and what Pride means to us today. Then, we're getting a little messy as we discuss the art of marketing your nudes (because if you're going to send one, it might as well be a good one). We also break down the pros and cons of being gay/queer, from chosen family and community to dating disasters, hookup culture, and everything in between. It's equal parts celebration, chaos, and questionable life advice—the perfect recipe for another episode of Useless Banter . Grab a drink, put on your shortest shorts, and join us for a very gay conversation.

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