Vampires Ruined My Life

Vampires! We're fans and it's ruined our lives. Sort of. So we're making this podcast to dissect the lore, tropes, and motifs of our most beloved bloodsuckers. Hosted by lifelong vampire fans Chael and Tori. Join us as we discuss tropes, popular vampire media and books, and everything about the fanged undead.

Vampires Ruined My Life is a society podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 29 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode 33: Vampire Book Club: Thrall

  Aug 5, 20261h 2m

  On this edition of our Vampire Book Club, we discuss the novel Thrall by Rebecca Mahoney. This is such a fun book and it definitely scratches that vampire beach read itch. Lucy, a lesbian and college freshman at 23, is finally ready to start her life when she's attacked by a vampire her first week of college. With the help of her sexy RA Mila and the campus radio host, she must figure out how to defeat him before he kills her or takes her over completely. REFERENCES: The author's website: https://www.rebeccamahoneybooks.com/ The book on bookshop.org: https://bookshop.org/p/books/thrall-rebecca-mahoney/1980aec380c60f2e Contact: Find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠ and now Bluesky: vampiresruined.bsky.social Email us at ⁠⁠ vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com ⁠⁠  Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes: “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025. It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

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  Vampire Book Club: A Dowry of Blood

  Jun 3, 20261h 1m

  On this edition of our Vampire Book Club, we discuss the novel A Dowry of Blood by S.T. Gibson, including how it touches on polyarmory, abusive relationships, and its take on the brides of Dracula. REFERENCES: The author's substack: https://saint.substack.com/p/conclave-at-the-end-of-the-world https://cmrosens.com/2021/10/11/author-interview-transcript-s-t-saint-gibson/ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/reading-between-the-headlines/201703/the-danger-of-manipulative-love-bombing-in-a-relationship Contact: Find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠ and now Bluesky: vampiresruined.bsky.social Email us at ⁠⁠ vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com ⁠⁠  Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes: “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025. It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

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  Episode 31: Talamasca: The Secret Order

  Dec 3, 20251h 6m

  Tori tells Chael about AMC's "Anne Rice" adjacent show, Talamasca: The Secret Order, which she watched in its entirety. She explains what they did well, where they missed, how the Talamasca works in the Anne Rice bookverse, and also how she would have done it using the same characters and a similar premise. Contact: Find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠ and now Bluesky: vampiresruined.bsky.social Email us at ⁠⁠ vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com ⁠⁠  Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes: “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in November 2025. It was released on Wednesday, December 3, 2025.

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  Episode 30: Nosferatu (2024)

  Nov 19, 20251h 46m

  Tori and Chael are joined by special guests, horror gurus, and friends of the podcast Ariana and Lin, to discuss Robert Eggers' 2024 remake of Nosferatu. You can find Lin on Chael's other podcast, Once Upon a Rewatch. And check out her Youtube Channel Spooky Pie's Horror Diner , where she discusses all manner of horror media. Contact: Find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠⁠ and now Bluesky: ⁠vampiresruined.bsky.social⁠ Email us at ⁠⁠⁠vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠   Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes: “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in January 2025. It was released on Wednesday, November 19, 2025. (The epic gap there is 100% Tori's fault, sorry! Life got WEIRD. We appreciate your patience.)

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  Episode 29: 28: Renfield

  Apr 2, 202556 min

  Tonight, we discuss the movie Renfield, a humorous splatter horror film about Dracula's sidekick. Starring Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage, and Awkwafina. Contact: Find us on Instagram ⁠⁠@VampiresRuinedPodcast⁠⁠ and now Bluesky: vampiresruined.bsky.social Email us at ⁠⁠vampiresruinedmylife@gmail.com⁠⁠   Our music is edited and mixed by Vic-Ra the Neverliving, and includes: “Dark Halloween Night” by Chase Alan Willis “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor” by Johann Sebastian Bach and performed by Kevin MacLeod This episode of Vampires Ruined My Life was recorded in January 2025. It was released on Wednesday, April 2, 2025.

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