VAR-U Serious

Former footballer turned presenter Cecil Jee dives head-first into the madness of the beautiful game. From wild Fantasy XI debates (yes, we’re asking which safari animal makes the best right-back) to Rant of the Week meltdowns, this isn’t your average football chat. Expect heart, humour, and a healthy dose of chaos, plus real stories from the fans and unsung heroes who make football what it is. VAR You SERIOUS? Where football meets funny, and every fan has a story.

VAR-U Serious is a sports podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 33 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts VAR-U Serious, a sports show with 33 episodes published.

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  CITY HUMBLED BY ARSENAL

  Aug 17, 202649 min

  Cecil was in full voice this morning and he compounded Kim’s misery by gloating after Arsenal’s 3-0 win against Man City in the Community Shield.  The lads discuss the game and what it means going ahead for the season. Kim tries to stay out of crisis mode and keep positive despite the dreadful performance yesterday as Cecil still has a very surprising prediction for who will top the Premier League table, Kim is less than sure!  They then both look ahead to the season and debate who will be the biggest flops, who will be the best signing and which team will flatter to deceive. They finish with a new prediction game for all the upcoming Premier League games! 

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  CITY WILL WIN THE LEAGUE!

  Aug 10, 202649 min

  Cecil is back from Kenya and joins Kim as they look ahead to a new Premier League season just round the corner. Cecil starts the show with a plea of defence over a video of his that has gone viral in the last few days - demanding that a Bruno announcement video which now has 13M views, wasn’t actually made for Vini Jr as everyone in the comments claimed. Cecil is also forced to part ways with his hard earned cash after losing a bet with Kim, and then makes a huge claim about where the title will end up this year. The lads finish the show with another round of honesty box, and we discover which Arsenal players Cecil has the most beef with!

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  Half and Half Hatred!

  Aug 3, 202649 min

  Cecil is away in Kenya trying to avoid another elevator related disaster, so the reins are handed to Kim and Maz for this week's show! The lads discuss the hierarchy of fans and whether social media has completely destroyed what it means to be a football fan. Maz gives his one word preview for each club in the league... Which club does Maz think will be "complete s**t" and which will be "champions". They then discuss football 's biggest icks as Kim questions whether half-and-half scarves actually deserve the hatred they receive. 

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  Football, films and filthy stories...

  Jul 27, 202649 min

  Cecil and Kim are joined in the studio by Maz Mirzadeh for a pretty unhinged episode of VAR You Serious?  The lads discuss the latest transfer rumours, whether money actually means anything anymore and which players they would love their clubs to sign. Kim and Cecil make a £100 bet about a certain Real Madrid player who Cecil is adamant will be wearing the red of Arsenal next year. Maz was then put in the hot seat for honesty box, where some truth bombs were laid bare. The lads finished the show with arguably one of the worst football quizzes you are likely to hear! 

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  SPAIN ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS.

  Jul 20, 202649 min

  As the World Cup 2026 comes to a close Cecil and Kim look back on the incredible highs and lows of this tournament.  They discuss how the World Cup final was a battle of good vs evil and finally the good came out on top. The lads also look back on England’s journey through the tournament. Cecil is happy with England’s achievements, but Kim gives a damning assessment of Thomas Tuchel and that semi-final performance. They also look back at the individuals that made this tournament and give their World Cup XI.  Cecil is amazed that Morgan Rodgers has picked Chelsea over his beloved Arsenal and claims he has only gone there for the money!

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