We Read Movies

There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just watch movies, we read them for filth.

We Read Movies is a health podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 120 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

Unknown Host hosts We Read Movies, a health show with 120 episodes published.

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  Boy Culture: Generation X

  Aug 29, 20251h 9mS0

  <p>This week, we watched the sequel, 20 years in the making, to Q Allen Brocka's film Boy Culture, about a very sex-negative prostitute who bums everyone around him out. After raising money on Kickstarter to produce a star-studded TV series about the continuing adventures of everyone's least favorite escort, eventually we got this movie made up of the 6 episodes they actually filmed slapped together with no continuing story or any of the promised stars. Was it worth the wait? Let's find out!</p> <p>Topics discussed:</p> Pretending to be straight to get on competition shows The men-who-will-have-sex-for-money capital of...

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  Henry Gamble's Birthday Party

  May 23, 20251h 29mS0

  <p>This week, we watched the coming of age teen movie Henry Gamble's Birthday Party, about the most terrible pool party you've ever imagined. Dark secrets about your mom's sex life, casual racism, self-harm, and worst of all a guy playing the guitar. Can Steve from Stranger Things jerking off into a sock save it? Let's find out!</p> <p>Topics discussed:</p> Free-use porn Being prayed up Your cousin's brother Holy ghost poops Pool safety <p>We Read Movies</p> <p>This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm</p>

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  Codename: Dynastud

  May 9, 20251h 23mS0

  <p>This week, not to spoil things too much, but we watched the actually very fun superhero/spy comedy/thriller Codename: Dynastud. In the distant dystopian future of 2024, being gay is illegal, and only one man can save us, the magical spy codenamed (by himself, so more what we'd call a "nickname") Dynastud. Featuring head-exploding jizz, evil gay robots, and a Canadian space station, we had an absolute blast talking about this movie. And not just the kind of blast that involves exploding a guy's head with magic space jizz</p> <p>Topics discussed:</p> Batman's code of ethics Green...

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  Birder

  Apr 11, 20251h 25mS0

  <p>This week, we watched the only somewhat incomprehensible 2023 thriller (?) Birder, which is described on IMDb as being about a "bird watcher who invades a nude queer campground in New Hampshire, ensnaring locals with his dark fetish." What is this dark fetish? Is it bird watching? Let's find out!</p> <p>Topics discussed:</p> Gangbangs made up of emojis Choking people Dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks AI pokemon erotica The New York dating scene <p>We Read Movies</p> <p>This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm</p>

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  Emilia Perez

  Mar 28, 20251h 21mS0

  <p>We're back! This week, we watched the Academy-beloved, audience-disliked 2024 movie Emilia Perez. Does the Spanish-language musical about a trans Mexican druglord in hold up, even though it was made by a cis French director who chose to learn nothing about trans people, about Mexico, or even to learn how to speak Spanish? Let's find out! </p> <p>Topics discussed:</p> The problems with Mexican kidnapping codes Why can no one in this musical sing? David Cronenberg's Crash How to know you're the bad guy <p>We Read Movies</p> <p>This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm</p>

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