WTF Is Going On With The Planets?

Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between. Each week, Madame Velvet looks at what’s happening in the sky and follows the questions, stories, rabbit holes, and unexpected connections it brings up down here. This isn’t about predicting exactly what’s going to happen to you or telling you how to live your life. It’s about using the cosmos as a starting point for noticing what’s happening within you, and maybe seeing something you’ve known all along from a completely different perspective. Weekly card readings & deeper dives coming soon too!

WTF Is Going On With The Planets? is a general podcast hosted by Unknown Host, with 0 episodes on record and a Required Pod Score of 80. PitchCentric scores this show on Booking Probability, Listen Score, and live audience signals refreshed every 24 hours.

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  Episode #3

  Ep 3 8/26-9/1 - Pisces Full Moon Eclipse. You Already Know. Now what?

  Aug 27, 202633 minS1

  <p>Do you actually need more information, or are you avoiding what you already know?</p><p>Virgo season is here, and we’re kicking it off with a Mercury cazimi, a Pisces lunar eclipse, unexpected pivots, and some serious questions about what happens after clarity arrives.</p><p>Because sometimes you’re not confused. You’re uncomfortable.</p><p>Plus, a quick look at what’s coming this Virgo season and a mini card reading for the collective.</p><p>Astrology, self-discovery, and whatever else comes up in between.</p><p><br></p><p>Link for events, 1:1 readings, and socials<...

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  Ep 2 - 8/19-8/26: Practice the new thing until it isn’t new

  Aug 19, 202612 minS1

  <p>What if the reason the new thing feels so hard isn’t because it’s wrong—but because the old way simply has more reps?</p><p>This week, we’re talking about the difference between familiarity and truth, why refinement isn’t evidence that you failed, and what it looks like to practice a new way of being until it actually becomes familiar.</p><p>Because maybe consistency isn’t never procrastinating, avoiding, falling off, or slipping back into an old pattern.</p><p>Maybe consistency is knowing how to return.</p><p>We’ll look at this through this w...

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  Ep 1 A New Thing - New Moon in Leo Eclipse

  Aug 12, 20266 minS1

  <p>The first episode. Started with an impromptu idea to record my email newsletter. And I said shooot, let’s just upload it. Imperfect and inspired action at its finest. </p>

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